From the common sense pages....
 

So this teacher finds an old 40mm shell while hunting, and uses it as a paper weight. The other day he uses it to smash a bug and it explodes severing his hand. Moral of the story, don't use live rounds for fly swatters.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190582,00.html

Damn..wtf was she thinking..stupid

The thing about common sense is it ain't that common.

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I am pissing my pants laughing. :1orglaugh