The only joke I know
 

A little boy keeps asking his parents for a brother or sister and they tell him, maybe one day.
Late one night the little boy walks into his parents room while they were getting it on, the boy was confused and upset at what he saw and he ran out to the back porch, his father followed.

The father sat down next to the boy and said "well son, remember how you mentioned the other day that you wanted a brother and or sister", the boy said "well yes" and the father went on to explain that for a this to happen a man has to get on a women and make pumping motion until the women receives his seeds. The man asked his son "Does this make sense to you?", the boy said yes father I understand."

Well the father left on a business trip and was gone for several days and when he returned home he found his son sitting on the porch crying, the man said "Son what is wrong?", the boy replied "I will never get to have a baby brother or sister!", The father said, I thought you understood about how that worked, I explained the seeds to you.", The boy replied "yes father I do understand, but while you were away the mailman came over and ate all the seeds up."

The end:

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spam wasnt invented when this joke was

Hahaha true. As long as we're on the subject of jokes. Here's one I just heard.

Why do women have periods?

They deserve them!


Thats the perfect joke for any guy that just had a bad experience with a woman. I hereby dedicate that joke to you Hungryman :thumbsup