What a Pig
 

In six days I will have to go through the dreadful process of writing a check to Uncle Sam for his share of what I made last year. No one likes paying taxes, but hell, there's patriotic fervor in the air, and we're all proud to be Americans and we have all sorts of faith in our chosen leaders. (or so says the CNN/Gallup poll)

Then today I got to read THIS

$550,000 for a Dr Suess memorial in Massachusetts.
$50,000 in California for a program to remove people's tatoos.
$800,000 to import red fire ants into Mississippi

and the hits just keep on coming......

How about the people in California keep their tatoos and I'll keep my check? Sounds fair to me.

Right on Bro:thumbsup

Hey Fuck You Lenny.
Some of us Cali's got tattoos when Tat's were cool. And now the trend is to have them removed. We are the trendiest state in the nation so if we want them removed, we want them removed.

I'm sure as fuck not going to pay to have my tats removed, let the state take care of that!
http://home.c2i.net/tattooica/tat7.htm

We get Taxed real heavy in the UK

Fucking Loose Girls have loads of kids so they get Child Support

It's like making a fucking living

Free House... Free Money... Everything paid for

Really Bakes my NOODLE:feels-hot

Wow Redshoe, what a dillemma. I can see now that since tatoos are no longer "cool" where you live, that the state should be obliged to pay for its removal.

Is the Dr Suess memorial negotiable? Or do you have a personal reason that we can't do away with that so I can keep my check? :winkwink:

Well, I'm never plannin on going to Massachusetts... Mass-Of-2-Shits.

There aren't as many starbucks there. So fuck 'em.

Give me a powersander and a sharp knife. I'll remove a lot more tatoos for a lot less than $50k. I might even do it for free just because it sounds like fun.

I read somewhere else once that the government pays $1500 for a screwdriver and $2000 for a hammer.


Maybe I'll just send them a black and decker skill saw and tell them to keep the change? :thumbsup

yeah it's all fucked up man

They build round a bouts then take them away after a year

They build round a bouts then take them away after a year
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Get used to it Darlin'... thats the Republican way when they are president. lmao

Read My Lips! NO NEW TAXES is the most famous one of the recent past. But they all do that. Cut and then nail it back together that much harder.

Dems might not be any better but they don't promise cuts and then hit you broadside the next year. And they are at least up front about what they do with the taxes. (Some real frivilous things to be sure BUT they also take care of the disabled and elderly alot better etc).

And before anyone flames about the disabled and elderly... are YOU going to take care of your parents? Didn't think so...

One of the latest Repub ploys, one year add $$ to the medicaid system to help with the huge pricing on meds, this year? Let them co-pay (BUT never raised the checks so they CAN co-pay)

The Dems are just as stupid. Instead of saying no new taxes and then raising taxes, they get blowjobs in the oval office then debate the meaning of the word "is".

Vote Libertarian.

thats stupid cause....? :)

yeah you keep worrying about welfare mothers like the tabloid news wants you too.. while you're looking the other way a single multinational company will get twice what all the welfare mothers in the UK get in corporate tax breaks.

What the President does in private is NOT my concern, but when repubs want to give 1.5 mil to a pig rendering plant in Missouri or where ever it was

or the 550k to a small town near here to tear out NEW sidewalks and put brick walks back... (btw, they tore OUT brick to put in concrete)

Then this last one they just pulled off... unsure of the $ amount right now but the repubs are paying for a riverwalk! Along a creek 20 ft wide that stagnates in the summer and floods the whole walk are under 20' of water.

Anddddd its 8 miles downstream from a small water dam that they have to release alot during the spring and fall....

BJ? Who cares. *WE* didn't have to pay Monica did we?!?! Let the whole smear of them hire hookers for 50k a year and stop the nonsense and we'd save billions! lol

Don't try and say it's just the Republican's it's both party's.. They both lie, cheat, and generally
would fuck there own Mommy.

And if am not mistaken William Jefferson Clinton had the honor of signing the biggest tax increase in the History of this the USA.

Nice examples.

You must be right. The Republicans are the only ones spending money on stupid projects. The Democrats only spend money on really necessary things that we all want.

A youth-outreach program in Missouri expected to spend $273,000 to
combat "Goth culture" was among the $20.1 billion that Congress doled
out for pet projects in fiscal year 2002, according to the "Pig Book"
released today.

what the fuck? fuck those fucking fuckers, fuck them straight up their asses.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/natio...9-90513512.htm

Better yet, bring out the Brick Of Love!!! :winkwink:

Taxes Suck Ass!!!!

DH:glugglug