The Official Craziest Wish Thread!
 

The topic suggests it all, and i assume this thread is gonna be fun! :thumbsup


We will follow a rule here in this thread, please post whatever you want but dont throw flames at each one... otherwise this board might catch a fire..lol :pimp

Let me explain how it works: You will grant the wish of the previous poster ofcourse in a craziest way and then you wish for something and someone else follows....
FOR eg:
Something like this:
Post 1: I wish i could go for a vacation in Hawaii.

Post 2: Granted, but then you wake up frm your dream

I wish i had my own personal jet.

Post 3: Granted but they have no wings

etc...etc....etc.... :321GFY

Ofcourse not make it serious and wish for the hurricanes to stop or find a cure for aids , coz it wont make sense ...lol




Okay so here's the first wish:

I wish my breakfast arrives soon

granted, now quit picking your nose



I wish for $5,000,000.00 via paypal, sup

granted, and you realize the money came from a bank robbery and you are accused of stealing... lol

I wish i would get a brand new porche

Granted....but your penis is getting smaller everyday.

I wish I could have sex with Jessica Alba.