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SleazyDream 07-22-2005 01:32 AM

so i get a parking ticket today - I intend to beat it
 
fucking IDIOT meter maid - i parked about 3 meters behind a stop sign - EVERYONE does this at EVERY other intersection around this area and in winnipeg in general.

the ticket said - and i QUOTE - "parked within 9 meters of a traffic DEVICE"

according to that a stop sign is a 'devise' - websters say a device is a machine -I'm fighting it - according to the meter maid then anyone who parks by a sign posted stating speed or directions must be 9 meters back from the sign - hogwash..

a device is a traffic light - NOT a sign.

this will be i think #10 i've been in front of a magistrate - and i plan on winning again - habn't lost a traffic violation ticket yet that i fought.

S P A N N O W 07-22-2005 01:32 AM

If anyone can its you brutha! :thumbsup

Alky 07-22-2005 01:33 AM

3 meters from the intesection is cutting it a little close, i'd expect a ticket

Dalai lama 07-22-2005 01:34 AM

So did you show him a picture skufty's balls ?

High Plains Drifter 07-22-2005 01:34 AM

haha fuckin magistrates always trying to keep a brotha down....



whats a magistrate?

SleazyDream 07-22-2005 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
3 meters from the intesection is cutting it a little close, i'd expect a ticket

no- 3 meters from the stop sign - then there's the sidewalk and the bulivard - i'm probally 10-12 meters from the intersection.

sonofsam 07-22-2005 01:35 AM

tell the judge

"do you how many posts i have on GFY!?"

CDSmith 07-22-2005 01:36 AM

Will you be calling Points?

sonofsam 07-22-2005 01:36 AM

also ask him if he knows that other judge who got caught looking at porn, and then suggest he take a look at your site

Alky 07-22-2005 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
no- 3 meters from the stop sign - then there's the sidewalk and the bulivard - i'm probally 10-12 meters from the intersection.

dont you guys up there usually have stop signs at the corner of an intersection?

Matt 26z 07-22-2005 01:39 AM

I have 16 unpaid parking tickets. They pulled the parking equivalent of a speed trap.

The only available parking is street, and they made it 1 hour parking. No meters to feed either. They just go around with the colored chalk marking your tires and come back an hour later to see if you are still there.

CDSmith 07-22-2005 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
dont you guys up there usually have stop signs at the corner of an intersection?

The stop sign comes first,
then the sidewalk
then the boulevard
then the street
then the chicken
then the egg.

:D

Alky 07-22-2005 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
The stop sign comes first,
then the sidewalk
then the boulevard
then the street
then the chicken
then the egg.

:D

oh i see... forgot about the chicken and the egg...

SleazyDream 07-22-2005 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
tell the judge

"do you how many posts i have on GFY!?"

it bothers you i have 3X as many as you have doesn't it?

sonofsam 07-22-2005 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
it bothers you i have 3X as many as you have doesn't it?

i'm trying to catch up.... don't make me do speed and stay on powerposting for 7 days straight with no sleep

CDSmith 07-22-2005 01:46 AM

Whup, my bad... I meant "Pointts"... the traffic ticket specialists...

http://www.pointts.com/winnipeg.htm

SleazyDream 07-22-2005 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Whup, my bad... I meant "Pointts"... the traffic ticket specialists...

http://www.pointts.com/winnipeg.htm

points is for idiots that don't have the courage or brains to talk to a judge intelligently.

CDSmith 07-22-2005 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
points is for idiots that don't have the courage or brains to talk to a judge intelligently.

Exactly.




:1orglaugh kidding, good luck with it.

je_rome 07-22-2005 02:38 AM

i think that's what i should learn, to be as brave as you and as firm as you to argue against those meter maids.

Jensen 07-22-2005 03:45 AM

http://www.firstpr.com.au/show-and-t...id-490x700.jpg

brrrrr... must be freezing to dress like that in canada.. ?

hotstuff 07-22-2005 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jensen
http://www.firstpr.com.au/show-and-t...id-490x700.jpg

brrrrr... must be freezing to dress like that in canada.. ?

it says 'gold coast, queensland' - thats australia, not canada. a bit of a difference, you see..

Kevsh 07-22-2005 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
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this will be i think #10 i've been in front of a magistrate - and i plan on winning
again - habn't lost a traffic violation ticket yet that i fought.

This is Winnipeg, normal rules don't apply.
Good luck, though!

Fletch XXX 07-22-2005 10:21 AM

in LA, you pay all fines before you can fight it.

then you have to pay court cost and parking.

you pay more driving down to fight it then just paying it, and since you paid already well... you see how LA works.

Thurbs 07-22-2005 10:31 AM

I feel ur pain .. their is a Meter Nazi that roams 2 square blocks around our office, this guy will sit at a car and wait out 5-6 minutes to get them for parking to long.

khs 07-22-2005 10:36 AM

I got a parking ticket yesterday

$34 expired meter

:Oh crap

JFK 07-22-2005 10:52 AM

I got a 30 ticket a couple of days ago,parking in a no parking zone. Over the period of a year it works out less expensive to park where I want , then to pay all the ridiculous parking lot fees. :2 cents:


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