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My Sig Ran Away With Juicy's Emu
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juicy killed an EMU in san diego by accident.

that was fucked up shit.

its a tribute sig

we want you to go to sleep,

Wait, what happened? :1orglaugh

And will they ever let him back into the zoo?

Drinking and sleeping is no fun.


Internet discussions were invented for a reason. :1orglaugh

lol its fucking 4am I need to get to sleep

Candles.

???????????????????

Something about his cologne. :1orglaugh

Ohhhh yeah, let the drunk guy play with fire :1orglaugh






A1R3K, you should get off gfy and go admire your lovely curtains.

A1R3K will understand, it's his next big thing... :upsidedow

whaaaaat? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


hahahahahaa

You know what? Its 4am, im not even going to pretend i have a clue. :1orglaugh

That's cool, I think he passed out already anyway..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thank you oh brilliant one.


so, heres the story right.

we go to the wild animal park right?

so juicy thinks its like a cocktail party right?

he's got on his blazer, hair all in place, and the shirt collar is just all travolta'd on the outside of his jacket right?

ok, so here we are, standing at the gate of the wild animal park with like 5 securitys looking like ranger rick. it was fucking insane. they never saw any shit like this ever.

for the first time ever at a zoo, i heard the word "dress code".

apparantly the securities at the fuckin wild animal park confused ole juice dog as a poacher that had fled the country about 5 months back.

i'm like "what the fuck, you ever smell a poacher?" they were trippin. juicy did kinda look like him, but it was obvious that he wasn't.

ok right? so here we go into the animal park after they let us go. jesus, it musta been an hour long. we almost had to sedate the rangers to get them to freakin chill.

we find the emu area. well, juicy doesn't know that emus are mean fuckers and shit, so he gets out of the truck and tries to walk over by the nest to see what the babies look like right?

WTF? man, this momma emu ran like fuck from the little stream she was drinkin from and charged after him. well, we all know that J has short legs right? ok, so what ended up happening was he ended up with a few small lacerations on his ass before he got back in the jeep.

these jeeps are like some jurrassic park shit right? so, we get J back inside the jeep right and this fucking emu is bangin on the protective fence to get at him.

Juicy didn't know wtf was up, shit woke him up like it was time to catch a plane right? meanwhile, i am like american indian drunk and in the passenger seat. I go "Juicy, hit that mofo with the "Curve" cologne, and that bitch will run, right?

So, long story long, Juicy sprays the momma emu with Curve and it was like it got some heroine mainlined. the poor thing dropped like dj airek at the xxxcash bash in phoenix.

it was sad, but the emu deserved it. all juicy was trying to do was teach the babies how to make their eyes blink different colors and how to smoke cigarettes. completely harmless.

it was a sad unfortunate event.

RIP

never.

stc never passes out. well, one of em does. but its all good.

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:error - I spoke to soon... STC in fact does never fall asleep.

no way! I believe all but the dead emu part.

A1R3K, thats hilarious, and one of the funniest things I've ever read on GFY, even if it is embelished somewhat :1orglaugh

Seriously though, what makes that cologne do that to emus? Is it like they're allergic to it or something?

Is that what made that mark on Juicy's left temple, or what there more tomfoolery about?



Ugh, it sucks missing out on all that :Oh crap

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Wuho the fuck are you and what are you doing here and what is your purpose in life?

hahaha shit its 430 am


waaaaay tooo late

A1R3K post the pic man.

We all have a purpose.



My anus does not stimulate itself.

heres my pic. nice to meet you.
http://www.haydennet.com/1999/decade...s_DSCN0180.JPG

sad man.

http://www.abc.net.au/rural/vic/imgvic/emu2.jpg

tell me youre kidding about the dead emu

ofcourse youre kidding!

it wasn't on purpose. we didn't know them things are alergic to colognes.

i still feel like shit.

:(

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Oh mannnn....its kinda funny, yet its not. :Oh crap

its really Timmy 2 Times fault. he knew where the Emus lived.

:(

he gave the father Imodium, so it was helpless to protect the mother Emu and the babies.

:Oh crap

Oh there you are! I made a new thread for nothing. :1orglaugh

i am here yo. i slept all day. i am up till tonight now.

e to the m to the u

Nice to meet u 2, thats a nice front door mat on your chest :winkwink:

thank you, the rear is much more groomed and attractive.

i will take your word for it. :helpme

notice how i've only got one pair of beads. another bear gave those to me.

;)

i think the emu in question was allergic jsut to the curve line of colognes :(

bullets sober you up quick