15 Minutes of Total Chaos
 

I don't know what the fuck...

I don't do normally do anything unusual during the course of any given day, but for some reason today had a black cloud hangin' over me.

Sometime around 2:00 this afternoon, I got up to have a smoke and grab somethin' to drink... on the way out of the office, I slam my foot into the freakin' doorjamb and break my fucking toe. So after hopping up & down for ten minutes cussing, I go outside to have a smoke... forget my cigarette... turn around to grab one, trip over my own feet, fall backwards through the screen door, smack my head on the steel balcony rail, and of course, trashed the screen door all to hell in the process...

so I sit down and smoke... pondering what the hell is going on... get up, go inside, and promptly slam my knee into the wine rack, knocking it over & three feet away, breaking FIVE.... count 'em... 5 bottles of 4 year old wine from Hawaii... turned around in freakin' panic, falling over the fuckng chair.

I leave the whole mess sitting there... because my fuckin' pizza is burning now and there's black smoke coming from the kitchen... naturally, as soon as I open the oven, my face is scalded by the heat... pizza is black... and I burned my fucking fingers on the rack.

At this point, the cat is standing on top of the bar... hair sticking straight up... freaking out.

So I grabbed the entire twelve pack of beer from the fridge and resigned myself to not leaving this chair until after midnight.

What... the... fuck...!!!?

soudns to me like someone has not had enough THC intake! bad amputee!!




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Ahh, I remember the first time I got stoned...

Don't worry Amp, you'll get better at it.

Soon, you'll be doing FX for big budget movies, while being lit up like a christmas tree. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

"I'm high as a kite, and my teeth are green. Merry Fuckin Christmas!"

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Your a soon to be dad so,Your just a huge nervous butthole waiting to erupt..

Hey that wasn't me man... I swear I never touched her. We just talked and cuddled!

Sure sure...tell it to the judge http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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