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Surfer thinks fin sticking out of water is big dolphin; shark attack ensues
 
Surfer thinks fin sticking out of water is big dolphin; shark attack ensues

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...AG596UH8C1.DTL


Surfer goes toe-to-toe with shark
'I thought I was dust,' he says of 5-minute ordeal off Bodega Bay

Demian Bulwa, Chronicle Staff Writer
Monday, May 31, 2004



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Surfer Bernard "Butch" Connor Jr. was about to paddle into a tasty wave off Bodega Bay when he heard a strange splash. Glancing over his right shoulder, he noticed a large fin jutting out of the rolling water about 3 feet away.

"Just like in the movie," said Connor, a 44-year-old telecom technician from Windsor.

"My first thought was, that's a really big dolphin. But then I noticed it was swimming side to side rather than up and down," he said. "I thought I was dust."

The father of three had, on Friday just after 11 a.m., found himself in the middle of an unusually drawn-out -- and public -- great white shark encounter. Dozens gaped as Connor became one of the luckier people to tangle with the big fish. The incident has prompted authorities to post signs warning beachgoers to frolic in the chilly water at their own risk at popular Salmon Creek Beach, which now has seen four shark attacks in the past eight years.

But this being Memorial Day weekend, and surfers being surfers, it was a matter of hours before humans returned to the water. One surfer didn't even paddle in after the attack; he had to be talked ashore by Sonoma Coast State Beach rangers, witnesses said.

Connor, a Bodega surf regular, had been trolling for waves Friday with about 15 others. He wore a wetsuit, a hood and booties.

Looking for a good ride, he paddled about 40 yards north of the pack and sat up on his board, 100 yards offshore, to wait. But just as he dropped to his chest on the board and turned counterclockwise to paddle into the first wave, Connor spotted the telltale fin.

He gasped. He muttered an expletive to himself. The creature came straight for his left leg and collided with his thigh.

"In the moment, you know you're about to get eaten," he said.

The impact tilted Connor to the left. Trying to stay atop his 82-inch board, he overcompensated back to the right and fell into the water. The shark responded by thrashing its head and tail.

"I felt like I was in a boiling cauldron," he said. "I was spinning like I was in a whirlpool."

The shark stopped thrashing but started circling -- four times in all. Connor kept his board between him and the shark. Then it made its second approach.

"I got pissed," Connor said.

He jammed the nose of the board into the animal and yelled "shark!" as it resumed thrashing.

By now, all of the surfers and more than a dozen people on shore were watching Connor get tossed about by a shark they estimate was 14 to 18 feet long.

"I thought the guy was going to die," said surfer Noel Robinson, 33. "I couldn't believe how much water the shark was displacing."

Connor said he climbed back on his board and waited for the shark to quit thrashing. When it did, he paddled four strokes -- but the thrashing picked up again, and now the shark circled again. Connor said he sensed a third approach.

He stopped paddling. Now his body was shaking from fear. "That was probably the scariest time," he said. "I remember thinking that I needed to calm down."

The shark circled behind once more, and Connor, sensing opportunity, started paddling. First he just used his hands, and then he was sprinting. Unfortunately, he was battling a rip current.

The attack had lasted 30 seconds. The sprint to safety lasted five minutes. "The longest five minutes of my life," Connor said.

"It was taking him so long," Robinson said. "We thought he was still going to die. That was definitely the heaviest thing I've ever seen at the beach."

Connor had a long conversation Saturday with Ralph Collier, founder of the Shark Research Committee in Los Angeles, who told him that very few attacks have lasted as long as Friday's. Collier also told Connor that the shark was "checking him out" rather than planning to eat him.

"I don't believe it was a predatory attack," Collier said Sunday.

When Connor fell off his board, Collier said, "the shark probably lashed out in a defensive response to let him know it felt threatened."

Connor, meanwhile, said he plans to steer clear of Salmon Creek Beach for a while -- roughly three to five days.

"I love it too much," he said. "We're all a bit nuts."

Spunky 05-31-2004 08:28 PM

Man..I don't know what I would do if I encountered one of those fuckers :uhoh

nathan_f 05-31-2004 08:29 PM

natural selection.

'nuff said

crockett 05-31-2004 08:35 PM

yea sharks are the reason I never learned to surf... fuck that I don't need to be a fishes dinner

MattO 05-31-2004 08:38 PM

Nice Fark rip

Phoenix 05-31-2004 08:39 PM

ugh

all these shark stories and im about to try it for my first time in a week or so

~Ray 05-31-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Nice Fark rip
thanks... they have some cool articles...of course, they rip from others... so it's just a cycle.

Screaming 05-31-2004 08:41 PM

yikes

AMADude 05-31-2004 08:41 PM

Wow, that was very descriptive. Scary stuff.

Poppy 05-31-2004 08:42 PM

The landlord came for his rent...yikes.

Dugmor 05-31-2004 08:43 PM

The man in the grey suit paid him a visit !

baddog 05-31-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
ugh

all these shark stories and im about to try it for my first time in a week or so

no sharks in SD

Xenophage 05-31-2004 10:27 PM

whatever if ya surf every day and you play the lottery every day you havge better chances of winning the lottery than ya do gettin bit by a shark

you have more of a chance to die gettin in your car everyday than ya do if ya surf every day and die froma chark attack..

its just sensationalized by dumb movies and fearrfull people..

I hit the waves today.

and with that said i dont surf Ano in the summer months cuzz thats where the elephant seals mate..

I dont surf when the man is feeding..

But then again if shark fear keeps people outta the water then more waves for me..

Yeh yeah sharks will kill ya dont learn to surf :)

Face (o_0) 05-31-2004 10:41 PM

that's scary stuff... lucky guy, he got out without a scratch

insanesurfer 05-31-2004 10:52 PM

If the great white wants you for dinner then your dinner. There isn't anything you can do about it.

webmaster x 06-01-2004 03:38 AM

Sharks, nobody knows what they're up to till they eat you.

boardersweetie 06-01-2004 03:51 AM

I'm just stoked the SB chanel doesn't have a lot of sharks... to many dolphins here and not enough seals/sea lions - I'm guessing because of the islands. Unfortunately the Chanel Islands block all the good swells too. :(

EviLGuY 06-01-2004 03:53 AM

I grew up watching Jaws.. I still have a hard time swimming in the ocean.

pimplink 06-01-2004 03:58 AM

Wow! Nobody posted the jaws pic w/ MJ in it? :1orglaugh

jm_247live 06-01-2004 05:29 AM

crazy story

Phoenix 06-01-2004 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
whatever if ya surf every day and you play the lottery every day you havge better chances of winning the lottery than ya do gettin bit by a shark

you have more of a chance to die gettin in your car everyday than ya do if ya surf every day and die froma chark attack..

its just sensationalized by dumb movies and fearrfull people..

I hit the waves today.

and with that said i dont surf Ano in the summer months cuzz thats where the elephant seals mate..

I dont surf when the man is feeding..

But then again if shark fear keeps people outta the water then more waves for me..

Yeh yeah sharks will kill ya dont learn to surf :)

good meeting you in Atlanta


i think there are several people going surfing in SD if you care to join.

would be good to have an experienced person around as well i think

PeerPatrick 06-01-2004 06:18 AM

shark attack, shark attack get out of the water and never come back...

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-01-2004 07:52 AM

great whites are awesome creatures :)

neverlearn 06-01-2004 08:01 AM

Lucky Dude for sure


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