how to you bang a chick that is totally religous?
 

by religous I mean goes to bible studies, church all the time, just is all around into jesus... shes from texas if that means anything..


discuss

Marrage

from behind, of course :thumbsup :Graucho

Hahaha, a fake one is even better and worthy of laughter

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just shove one up her ass, that usually does the trick.

religious people are the most sexually repressed. get em horny & theyll do whatever. i have a conversion ratio of 1:1 with religious boys, especially those mormons that come around knocking on the door :Graucho

Tell her that in the bible, Jesus says it's ok to fuck in the ass outside of marriage. If she asks were, tell her somewhere in the back.

lick the pussy and warm her, it works

i fuck a brazilian girl 2 days before she get married with another guy !

As long as she don't read the bible when I am poundin it

Huh i never had that kind of case but i can guess what she will tell me when i ask her for sex " First marrage then sex"

thats what im thinking.... its one or the other....

she can read it..

Just tell her that God is Brazilian.

With Your Penis.

tell her you are Jesus !

just get her really horny, she'll give it up

either that, or tell her Jesus/God told you to fuck her.

yes, you have received a holly message for her

The Second Comming:Graucho

ok I go try all the wonderful advice in this thread now:1orglaugh

Disguise as a priest....

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:Graucho

This is how you do it.

1. Get friend to rent minister costume
2. Tell her that your being deported and need to be married this week. Marriage ceremony must be kept secret because you told Immigration that you were already married.
3. Tell her you love her and have found GOD through her
4. Have wedding.
5. Consumate fake wedding.

When it comes to fucking very religious girls...just don't.


Unless you are about to move very far away the next day.

Tell her God speaks to you and He said He wants her to take a load on the face!

-Ben

lovely ;)

You tell her you want to marry her then you dumb her . But too much fucking trouble just find another one there are plenty of girls out there

Bend her over a pew.

Manny Z

in the asshole

Back door sex :Graucho

same way you get a cheap ass surfer to pay for porn... make them horny first

Yeah I'd like to bang this moron chick that dances at my buddy's studio. :Graucho

Banging body!

woop it out and shove it in her

I know a lot of religious girls and the only way is marriage...

Tell em, I think I could marry you.

praise god

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dress up like god

that sounds like a paysite idea :)

lol good idea...

but I think just keep your hands and balls away from those religious women, they tend to be a flop in bed :winkwink:

Convince her it's God's will :)

As someone else said... don't.

Its not worth it.

Tell her god want u to do that:1orglaugh