This is some funny shit!!
 

in case you missed these!

http://www.funwithsex.org/


BLoOds SiS: i guess i was feeling horny anyway ...what can u do tho eh
Imnovicar: lol im horny too
Imnovicar: u r sooo sexy
BLoOds SiS: i have this urge 2 talk dirty 2 u..i know it's wrong tho
Imnovicar: ok do it lol
BLoOds SiS: i look at u with wanton lust
BLoOds SiS: i begin 2 drool down my top...shit
Imnovicar: i look at urt picture and something stirs ,
BLoOds SiS: i look at u and OMG i just spotted a HUGE bogey hanging from ur nose
Imnovicar: oi
Imnovicar: sure ur going 2 get it now
BLoOds SiS: u move in 2 kiss me, i duck out of the way of incoming bogey and nauseously begin kissing the thick mass of tangled hair on ur big fat beer belly <retchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> <WHOOOLAAAAA>
Imnovicar: what u doing freak??
Imnovicar: u r lovely but this is weird
BLoOds SiS: God i feel ill <think parma violets think parma violets>
BLoOds SiS: make me better baby
Imnovicar: ok lol
Imnovicar: i will
Imnovicar: would u like me to suck ur nipples
Imnovicar: lick ur tits
Imnovicar: kiss ur neck
BLoOds SiS: theres that bogey again
BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHH> <WHURRRRRGHHHHH>
lmnovicar: eeeeeehhhh
BLoOds SiS: let me suck ur big fat juicy cock <GULPS>
BLoOds SiS: let me see it baby
lmnovicar: ok
Imnovicar: its 7 inches and quite thick
BLoOds SiS: as my nose inches near it i start fighting the urge 2 puke
BLoOds SiS: JESUS H CHRIST THAT REEKS <whulurgghhhhh>
BLoOds SiS: have u showered in the last few months?
Imnovicar: yes
BLoOds SiS: <think parma violets think parma violets>
BLoOds SiS: my mouth begins 2 jet saliva nnnuurrgghhhhhh gonna puke
Imnovicar: ok
BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHHH>
Imnovicar: hunni i think ur sexy but r u sure this is ok???
BLoOds SiS: i'm ok now
BLoOds SiS: phew
BLoOds SiS: ok i'm ok now can we get on with the show
Imnovicar: cool
Imnovicar: spread ur legs
BLoOds SiS: i get on all 4s on the bed and wait 4 u 2 penetrate me with abaited breath
Imnovicar: mmmm pull ur pussy apart
BLoOds SiS: ready baby
Imnovicar: im gunna lick ur pussy first get u real wey
Imnovicar: wet
BLoOds SiS: <silence descends> <thinks this is shit, yawns>
Imnovicar: ok im gunna slip my cock in
BLoOds SiS: i'm ALL ready baby <excited>
Imnovicar: mmmm
Imnovicar: brace ur self its going deep inside u
BLoOds SiS: I'm still waitingggggggggggg
Imnovicar: its right the way in now
BLoOds SiS: okkkkkkkkk i can't feel a thing, is it "IN"?
Imnovicar: yes take it all
BLoOds SiS: i honestly can't feel a thing
BLoOds SiS: i rock back and forth and omg fanny fart in quick succession with every feeble thrust
Imnovicar: mmmmm
BLoOds SiS: i can't stop giggling
BLoOds SiS: the stench in the room is becoming unbearable as i once again start to think about parma violets
BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHHHH>
BLoOds SiS: ur disgusting flabby rolls of belly fat start 2 make a sweaty farting sound as the rolls and rolls of vast amounts of flab connects with my buttocks <RETCHHHHHHH> <HLUUUURGGHHH>
BLoOds SiS: OMG i just puked on ur pillow
BLoOds SiS: lie in that boy!!!!
BLoOds SiS: <honks like a seal>
BLoOds SiS: <honk honk honk>
Imnovicar: what u doing freak?? wtf is this??????
BLoOds SiS: i push ur face in the puke and sit on the back of ur head
BLoOds SiS: scream my name scream my name!!! <bounces up n down on ur head>
BLoOds SiS: BITCHBOY KNOW UR PLACE U MAGGOT DICKED SWEATY FAT fuck yeah baby yeahhhhhhhhhh
Imnovicar: u need serious help u fucking fruitloop bitch fuck u