what do you want on your gravestone?
 

I can see mine now:

Steve H.
Born: 1974 - ????
"Mom, Dad... It's safe to finally tell you, I worked in Porn"

im going to sell sig space on my grave lol j/k

Not something i would care to think about but i would have this on it :321GFY

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Here lies Les Moore
Took 3 rounds from a .44
No less, no more

"click here for indeed lively porn."

from the movie "Tombstone" :thumbsup

i forgot the video game co. that did it, but they actually paid for your tombstone if they could advertise on it as well. Lemme see if i can find the related story.

I try not to think about it, very depressing.

"I told you I was sick!"

...I Told You I Was Sick

Bdjuf
1984-?
Why was I so damb good looking?

Here lies a stone cold PIMP!

Actually I don't want a gravestone, dump my dead corpse in a field and let me do some good fertilizing... no sense in wasting myself.

i will never die, there will be cure against death invented soon...

I don't know what I'd like on my tombstone.. probably something funny, but it reminded me of something my husband did so I thought I'd post it

My husband and I knew he was dying of emphysema for about a year. He had an awesome sense of humor, but his dying is something we kind of shyed away from talking about much..

One of the things he did that always made me laugh was when he wanted to buy something expensive, he always made it his wallpaper, I called it the beginning of the campaign of talking about it until I would just give in and say ok buy the darn thing!

One day I came in and he had this beautiful rosewood casket as his wallpaper.. I just looked at it for a second in silence.. and then we looked at each other and laughed and laughed.. it felt so much better after that.. Laughing together was one of the best things about us, we did it a lot

Extra cheese and mushrooms.



Oh. Wait. You said "gravestone". My bad.


"I told you I was sick"


"For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky."

"Step over the top of my headstone sweetie, I want to look up your skirt"!

I dont want to think about it.

My grandfather died a few years ago, so we bought the plot for both him and my grandmother (who is still living quite well, I hope to be that active at her age :-)

anyways, they went ahead and put her name and birth year on her gravestone. I dont EVER want to be alive when my name is on a gravestone like that. Yes, I can see being prepared, I dont freak out by the thought of having my plot reserved for me, but I would not want my name or any identifying markings on it.

all these "i told you i was sick" ones remind me of a joke.

A businessman hires a new employee for his company. A few days go by and the guy is doing great. The next Tuesday he doesn't show up for work but returns on Wednesday.

The boss pulls him aside and asks him where he was the following day. He replies "I was sick". The boss understands and tell him he should call him to let him know.

The next Tuesday the same thing happens and the employee returns on Wednesday. Once again the boss asks him why he didnt come in... to that he replies "I was sick". This time he writes him up since he didn't call.

And the next tuesday it happens again! The employee doesn't show up for work. By this time the Boss is pissed and confronts him, "what's going on? why are you never here on tuesdays!?". The employee tells him, "Well... if you really want to know... every tuesday morning, I stop by my handicapped sisters house to cook her breakfast. One thing leads to another and we end up spending the whole day having sex in her bedroom."

"Oh my god!" says the boss.

The employee responds "Yeah I told you I was sick".

C?EST LA VIE
CARPE DIEM
BUY THE TICKET
TAKE THE RIDE

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"A Marine, A businessman, A whore connosseur"

"www.PornAfterDeath.dead"
>>>Click here to ENTER<<<
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i want this picture engraved on my gravestone

http://boobiebucks.com/boardstuff/goon.jpg

'shit happens'

I was here and now I'm not, so go fuck yourself :321GFY

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how f***ing appropriate!


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:1orglaugh That's sweet.

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I don't want to be buried and have a grave stone..just feed me to the bears:thumbsup

I don't wanna picture myself or my gravestone yet. Maybe another 20years from now and I'll have one made up.

That made my eyes water.