Is there a doctor in the house?
 

Please explain to me why I keep waking up with a fucking headace every morning?

how long has it been going on???

consumption

Cause Bruce keeps on skull fucking you and throat poking you ?

Just today and yesterday... But Ive had this shit happen in the past...

how is that even possible? Your headless

I'm not a doctor , but I play one on GFY
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dehydration is the most common cause
drink more water before you go to bed and maybe keep a sports bottle of water close by for "during the night" refills

try to find a common denominator,,,,what did you eat,,drink,,smoke and where did you go,,,the day before it starts???

Really? Thats wierd... I usually drink a glass of water right before bed anyways.... I wonder if it could be...

Naw dude it aint a hangover... trust me on that one...

I get a headache if I get too much sleep.

worms in your brain

grinding your teeth while you sleep (bruxism) is a very common cause of headaches
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If you're serious about the headache(though I can't understand why headless people like imagining they've got a right to have headaches:winkwink: ), it could be anything: from overworking to poor oxygen supply to your brain. I don't think there's a reason to visit a GFY doc('cause it's too fucking dangerous, so KEEP OUT!:feels-hot ), but it's a good way to think of the things you eat and drink and try taking walks instead of driving(if you drive, of course...Are headless people allowed to drive?:1orglaugh )

Maybe it's a toomah. You should go get checked to see if it is a toomah.



Then you can come back here and be like Arnie and say

"It's nadda toomah"

i get headaches in the mornings due to allergies.

tis the season

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LOL,,,you gotta find out what is triggering it.

Adjusting the hieght of your pillow might work. I get bad headaches in the morning if I use a really fluffy pillow. Pinches a nerve in my neck or something.

it's happened to me many times before too. But I had it from the stress. So drink a lot of water, relax............:winkwink:

Then you probably have too much blood in your alcohol system. As your doctor I prescribe vodka. Enjoy.

drinking too much water before bed can cause headaches
hell drinking too much water can actually be bad for you its been proven lately

water toxicity is being talked about a lot lately..