Fucking Strip Clubs
 

Not too long ago, some friends of mine dragged me to a strip club for a girlfriend of mines birthday. I was excited to go so I could get a LAUGH at all the pathetic porn star "wanna be's"slapping their 1/2" cocks around and pretending to fuck drunken 50 year old women for tip money.

Seeing as I have not been there since I turned 19, I tagged along hoping to get a good laugh. Much to my dissapointment and dismay...more then half of the loser strippers didn't even take off their thong underwear. I guess there were embarassed of the miniscule penis they had. Most of them had MULLETS that were longer in the back then the size of their dick.

Why is it that women stippers are not ashamed to "bare it all" no matter how fat, ugly or dirty they are, but the men strippers have such a problem with it? Someone tell me please??:mad:

STEROIDS

well here we have a couple of all nude strip clubs and in those everybody is all nude. you see everything no matter what. the other strip clubs will not allow any public display of pussy or penis. i've never been to one that wasn't all or nothing.

really..?where are you from?

I don't go to strip clubs to see cock! It's the pussy I want to see.

I took my sig other to one for her. It was in IL and they all were nude and had plenty to show off. So that turned out to be a wonderful idea for me - NOT. She laughed it off, but her eyes were poppin....

myrtle beach, South Carolina

oh really..?I just drove down there last year with some friends...good time and really nice people down there

small penis syndrome:thumbsup

Sarah are from T.O. tooo ? Like Jordan????

If so what fucking stipclub did you go to???

Doesn't matter...None of them ever show the cock...it's sheer entertainment value....of the point and laugh variety! lol

Yah im from TO..we went to some place called the FOX'S DEN..or something like that...the guys were losers there...

hehe, never heard of that place...

I've been to the The house of lancasters, Diamonds, Cabare and many many more.... hehe
And yes the girls strip all the way here.
I'm in T.O. too!

But they dont compare to Montreal strip clubs!!!!