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Rictor 12-29-2003 12:26 AM

Saw House of the Dead tonight
 
It's probably the worst zombie movie of all time. What the fuck was the point of showing shots from the video game every 5 minutes?

Dawn of the Dead should be better:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/dawnofthedead/

Rictor 12-29-2003 12:27 AM

Also looking forward to The Punisher:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/artisa...nisher/teaser/

The first Punisher movie sucked and went straight to video.

Spider-Man 2 looks awesome:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_p.../spider-man_2/

Abyss_Vee 12-29-2003 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
It's probably the worst zombie movie of all time. What the fuck was the point of showing shots from the video game every 5 minutes?

Dawn of the Dead should be better:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/dawnofthedead/

definite Must See :thumbsup

pamphage 12-29-2003 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
It's probably the worst zombie movie of all time. What the fuck was the point of showing shots from the video game every 5 minutes?

Dawn of the Dead should be better:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/dawnofthedead/

what did you think of house of 1000 corpses?

Rictor 12-29-2003 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by pamphage


what did you think of house of 1000 corpses?

Stupid as fuck. Bad acting, not enough tits. At least House of the Dead had some nice titty shots at the beginning. If I'm gonna sit through a B-movie, there better be some gory effects, cool monsters, memorable dialogue, or nice tits. That's all I ask. House of 1,000 Corpses didn't have any of that.

pamphage 12-29-2003 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor


Stupid as fuck. Bad acting, not enough tits. At least House of the Dead had some nice titty shots at the beginning. If I'm gonna sit through a B-movie, there better be some gory effects, cool monsters, memorable dialogue, or nice tits. That's all I ask. House of 1,000 Corpses didn't have any of that.

so what's the best of the genre then?

Chichio 12-29-2003 01:43 AM

I gotta watch Cabin Fever at some point, a friend of a friend is in it. Anyone seen that? Are we talking only zombie horror movies here?

Rictor 12-29-2003 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by Chichio
I gotta watch Cabin Fever at some point, a friend of a friend is in it. Anyone seen that? Are we talking only zombie horror movies here?
It sucked too.

Rictor 12-29-2003 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by pamphage


so what's the best of the genre then?

In the last couple years? 28 Days Later.

Of all time? The Romero films.

Rictor 12-29-2003 01:48 AM

Resident Evil was good too. That's an example of how to make a good movie from a video game. The sequel looks decent as well.

zzgundamnzz 12-29-2003 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor


Stupid as fuck. Bad acting, not enough tits. At least House of the Dead had some nice titty shots at the beginning. If I'm gonna sit through a B-movie, there better be some gory effects, cool monsters, memorable dialogue, or nice tits. That's all I ask. House of 1,000 Corpses didn't have any of that.

Watch Return of the Living Dead. Its the one when they open that old army chemical canister in the cemetery :thumbsup

Rictor 12-29-2003 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


Watch Return of the Living Dead. Its the one when they open that old army chemical canister in the cemetery :thumbsup

Yah, that's a classic. Trust me, I've seen them all. I've got 300 B movies in my collection. All worthless now because they're on $^%^#@# VHS.

Vitasoy 12-29-2003 07:53 AM

Seen it, yea the movie did suck.


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