Help! This is happening now!
 

This guy is so out of his box -

He has an old cart with a few animals tied to it -


He has only gone and parked this heap on my neigbours roof!

(I think he has been to a fancy-dress party coz he's wearing a red and white costume and long white beard)


OMG - He is trying to stuff a sack down their chimney - Should I call the police, or just shoot the fucker?

:1orglaugh

You better shoot him before he comes into your house and feeds you to his raindeer...

I missed coz he dropped inside their chimney -

I am going round their now to alert them

(Damn! I am a fine neigbour)!

Better start taking pot shots through the windows - you might get lucky and hit the sick fucker.

Got close to the neigbour and this daft fucker hopped in is cart and jumped over the roof tops to the next street -
I am going to check this out to see where he landed -

This guy must be on drugs or something

The guy is a real pussy - Just running along the roof tops and dropping into/comining out of every damn chimny

What a serial thief!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Working from my laptop now - Following this idiot and struggling to keep up -

Holy shit! Did you see that?

This turd is flying - FLYING!!! damn it the guy is high on something I ain't ever tried!

He's leaving town now - I am right behing the bastard...

How much have you had to drink today? :1orglaugh

All of it - Didn't waste a damn drop as always -

Shit! Did you see that? Right over our heads -

I'll be back in a moment - I am right on his ass...