I just got some christmas carolers at my door
 

4 young punks just showed up at my door (9:45pm) singing we wish you a merry christmas. They were obviously drunk. I stepped outside and told them they have 2 seconds to get off my property or I'll kick the shit out of them. They took off real quick.

I think I need to move.

you must live in the midwest, leave you doors unlocked area. they'd probably get shot anywhere else

Before thanksgiving?

Get a calendar, circle the two weeks leading up to christmass, and staple it to their forehead.

did it make you feel tough to threten them?

there must not be alot to do in your town

I have 1 baby, one young son and a pregnant wife in my house. If they didnt leave the second I told them to I would have knocked them out cold.

They probably wanted your empties for some food..

WTF :1orglaugh Yeah sounds like you need to move!

Thats the Christmas spirit! :1orglaugh

They were probably confused as to the date since Christmas things have been on display since Halloween this year. Sheesh. Why bother to put it away... just leave it out all year long. :(