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Sarah_Jayne 09-16-2003 03:27 AM

Woman attacks husband in row over hurricane preparations
 
Woman attacks husband in row over hurricane preparations

An elderly Florida woman has attacked her husband with a butcher's knife in a row over Hurricane Isabel.

Joan W. Harris, 70, is said to have carried out the attack because her husband was watching television instead of preparing for the hurricane.

Harris, from Port St Lucie, faces a charge of aggravated assault.

Police said: "Apparently, the argument began while the husband was watching football, and the wife was insisting he make hurricane preparations. He refused and said that he'd get to it at half-time.''

A spokeswoman said Harris then grabbed an eight-inch butcher's knife and chased her husband into a bedroom.

Police says she then began stabbing at the door before gaining entry and flinging the knife at her husband, catching him in the lower leg.

Harris was held by police before being released on bail of $10,000 (about £6,000).

Hurricane forecasters in Miami said earlier in the weekend that Isabel wasn't likely to hit Florida.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_819788.html

NedFLanders 09-16-2003 03:30 AM

Weird

Triple 6 09-16-2003 03:32 AM

'in row'?

'in a row'?

wtf?

quiet 09-16-2003 03:32 AM

english slang for fight.

Sarah_Jayne 09-16-2003 03:50 AM

yup..Australians, atleast, use it also

Amputate Your Head 09-16-2003 04:09 AM

english people are weird.

Sarah_Jayne 09-16-2003 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
english people are weird.
true..but then so are the Scotish, Welsh and the other Great Britians that also say it.

Triple 6 09-16-2003 04:18 AM

if i wanted to pick a fight with an english person, do i say

'i wanna row your punkass?'

that jus dont sound mean.

senseidru 09-16-2003 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
if i wanted to pick a fight with an english person, do i say

'i wanna row your punkass?'

that jus dont sound mean.


no m8, a row is generally a verbal fight.

"I had a row last night with the Mrs". etc....


biatch!

lingolizzard 09-16-2003 08:38 AM

they speak englandish in the UK.

theking 09-16-2003 08:47 AM

Hurricane Isabel missed but hurricane Harris didn't.

Sarah_Jayne 09-16-2003 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
if i wanted to pick a fight with an english person, do i say

'i wanna row your punkass?'

that jus dont sound mean.

no, you say 'hey, lets go to the England Vs Turkey football game'. They will know what you mean.

lingolizzard 09-16-2003 09:05 AM

dum dum dum

JD 09-16-2003 09:07 AM

Did you hear about the CRAZY beeeeotch the got back at her cheating hubby by twisting his nuts so hard and for so long that he actually stopped breathing and died?

com 09-16-2003 09:08 AM

cockney slang fuckin rocks

Sarah_Jayne 09-16-2003 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by com
cockney slang fuckin rocks
that isn't cockney slang. Cockney slang rhymes, hence being called Cockney rhyming slang and is only a London thing.

So, if you say you are going to 'go up the apple and pears' you mean 'I am going up the stairs'

Another popular one is 'Can you Adam and Eve it?' ..which translates into 'Can you belive it?'.

There are traditional ones like that but they also change and get new ones.

I have heard a few people say ''Lets go for a Britney Spears' when they mean 'Lets go for a beer'.

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/ - is a site about it

JD 09-16-2003 09:39 AM

Ummm......yeah. What he said.:eek7


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