Which Musician Would You Beat The Hell Out Of?
 

Okay here's the scenario: The ONE musician or music group you hate the most is appearing at a stage near you. You have the balls to go there, jump up on stage and beat the living snot out of them live on international tv. After you're done you give a speech why you hate him/her/them.

Me, it's not a group but it was a choral group from a tv/radio ad. There was a commercial jingle about the 'Union Label' and these people would sing:

" Look forrrr the union laaabellll " and it was a shrill off tune thing that you couldn't get away from. They would play this shit on tv, radio etc. and it wouldn't END! Finally someone got wise and took the thing off.

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You're not black enough, you fucking prats.

isn't the guy in the yellow Kman ?

Those guys are ICY HOT!

christina aguilera
missy elliot
eminem
beyonce

Celine Dion

Michael Bolton

We can tag team her!

:) Sounds like a good idea.

eminem
yoko ono

:thumbsup

2Pac.


oh no, wait... :1orglaugh

Dr. Dre

i think i can take him

Kenny G

K, but I get to beat her about the face and neck :thumbsup

you wouldnt stand a second hater

hehehe.

I thought you'd like that. :glugglug

Count me on as well. :BangBang:

Almost everyone with no talent who is played on the radio way to much.

Ja Rule

Sammy Hagar
Fred Durst

And pretty much any Nu Metal faggot

Uncle Kracker, I even bought the domain unclekrackersucks.com

Vin Diesel, I am sure he will be singing in no time, they all do.


I might need about 30 of you to help me haha.

Natalie Maines

Everclear

Nelly

Iggy Pop, for being so damn ugly

TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE Winnnnnnner!!!!!

Natalie Maines must be dealt with

Wait!!! I'd forgotten about Yoko Ono!!!

AAAAAHHH! The woman may mean well, she's smart, brilliant talent in other areas but she should stay as far away from a microphone to sing in as chupacabra from a jamaican restaurant.


Did you ever hear her 'mourning' album after Lenin got bumped off?

I made the mistake of leaving my radio on one day and the local radio station played that shit and it was so shrilly horrible that my dog broke from his chain, ran down the alley up to my window and HOWLED back.

Next time there's like one of them hostage situations they should surround the building with loudspeakers and play that. That would make Saddam Hussein leave his hidden bunker in mid-shit.

Oh shit, how can i forget Ja Rule...tha guy makes my blood boil!

Seeing and hearing him feels similar like someone sticking needles under my nails!

The problem with jarule is that he is always constipated! thats why he is always pushing when he is rapping!

creed

Good charlotte or Simple plan

James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich, I would fucking beat them down... I am totally sick of their whole "life is hard being Metallica, all these millions of dollars put too much pressure on me" bullshit.

Not to mention they are both pussies... 'specially Lars

Yup, lets tie em up with those other fags from nickelback and dump them in the ocean.

God i hate those guys.
Fucking drama queens!

Ja, you ever notice how these gillionaire musicians are still 'angry with life' or like with the rap dudes they make more money than The Red Skull and then move to Beverly Hills, own fiddy porches, jaguars and wear more damned gold than King Tut's mother, but they're still 'Mad at the system.'

I dunno, maybe I'm turning into Sam Kinison in my old age.

eminem

I 2nd you on that, lars IS a fucking pussy!
PROOF

50 cent

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Eminem, everyone in Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Kelly Ozborne, Pink.

That whinny little bitch Alanis Morissette
:BangBang:

anyone who intentionally spells random words wrong in their song titles...

ex:
dirrty
herre
thurr

If it's a "pop diva" or "boy band" you can pretty much bet that I'd like to beat the living shit outta them AND thier promoters/producers/record labels.

LMFAO!

Ozzy Osbourne and all his family , Nelly and Britney Spears because i'll beat her with my cock.

smash mouth and Sugar Ray

Michael Jackson

James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich, I would fucking beat them down... I am totally sick of their whole "life is hard being Metallica, all these millions of dollars put too much pressure on me" bullshit.

Not to mention they are both pussies... 'specially Lars

You said it brother