You know you're to Shit Faced When...
 

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You know you're too shit faced when:

You pass out before you get to the Taxi that is taking you home. LOL

You know you're too shit faced when:

You sit around a campfire with some friends and one of your friends tells you he's gay and you don't believe him and tell him to suck your cock and he actually tries to do it and you have to kick him off you to protect yourself

LOL nice haha

I just had to post another.

You knew you're too shit faced when:

You sit in one spot all night puking all over yourself and welcoming each of your guests 17 times or more.

You know you are too shitfaced when you are out drinking with friends, decide to go to sleep in your car outside and then fly into a screaming rage that someone has stolen your car or one of your asshole friends has moved your car since you are so plastered only to then remember that you actually got a ride from someone else and your car is at your house.

Then you go into the wrong house and fall asleep on your friends couch, get all twisted at them since they are trying to tell you that you live nextdoor and laughing at you for being such a loaded asshole.......

Then, you do manage to get up, only to then fall asleep on your unfinished basement floor, freezing your nuts off and wake up with roadrash face from sleeping on the floor all night.

Then you go back to your neighbors house next door to apologize for being a drunken asshole only to realize that you have walked in on your buddy that you brought along is banging the next door neighbor and her boyfriend is asleep upstrairs and the WHOLE house has now woken up and all are aware of whats going on. Everyone is AGAIN yelling at you for being a hungover asshole and you again get tossed out of the neighbors house, your buddy has to run out with no draws on to this truck to avoid the neighbors boyfriend catching him and beating the hell out of your friend that just met these people for the 1st time the night before.

But, you are so hungover that you forgot to give your buddy, the next door neighbor and her friend their joints that you were holding in your car, cause, there was a last minute car change

True fucking story....... Most of the people involved in this still havent spoken to me since....LOL

youre too shit faced when you read this thread and actually enjoy it

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you know you're too shit faced when...

you drink 8 beers then 1/3 of a fifth straight then start running and fall and break the fifth thats in your pocket and go back to the hotel and puke your brains out. then wake up the next day with glass in your pocket not knowing where it came from.