I would like to introduce myself
 

Hey,

Call me Stan, I?ll be completely honest, I?ve been a software developer for some time and a fellow colleague, suggested I start marketing myself to people who can actually use my skills to make some REAL money, he was speaking about porn.

So, here I am, I figured the best way to get into this is to get to know the people who run this shit. So lets make some fucking cash. I have plenty of people at my disposal, and their skills are unmatched, and we?ll prove it.

I apologize if this seems like ?spam? but I just wish to ensure no one gets the wrong impression.

No contract will be accepted under 50$ USD.

Alternate modes of payment ( ie. The oh so popular ?hey man, I got a great Idea, you build it, I?ll run it and we get rich?) will be considered, but only when free time is not scarce,

Accelerated production can be purchased as well, some scripts can be ready for delivery in less than an hour when we use 5 programmers.

So if you want to talk business drop me an icq, if you want shoot the shit with me just reply here, I?m gonna be around ALOT.

Thanks dudes,
Enjoy your evening.

ScriptBall
ICQ: 307802876

Welcome and :321GFY

Stan... go fuck yourself :thumbsup

Welcome Stan :glugglug

Can you code HTML? I may have work for you

I hope someone told you, you have to build one site for free for everyone in here before you are allowed to start charging for your services. Just so you know.

:1orglaugh

Where are your programmers located?

before you say hire me .. post something you have done .. what you can do .. dont say we can do ' anything ' ... can you make a program that will transfer all the money in the world to my bank account? think not .... so tell us what you CAN DO

I cant add your ICQ number, I would like to talk with you.
ICQ me 9724247

Debbie (11:38 PM) :
Hi
Debbie (11:39 PM) :
I saw your post on GFY
ScriptBall (11:39 PM) :
Great, How does it interest you ?
Debbie (11:39 PM) :
Just wanted to say hi to you
Debbie (11:39 PM) :
Where are you from?
Debbie (11:40 PM) :
Stan you ignoring me?
ScriptBall (11:41 PM) :
No, No, I have many messages on my screen at this moment, Why are you so interested in where i live, everyone else wants to talk about programming LOL
Debbie (11:42 PM) :
just wanted to say hi
ScriptBall (11:43 PM) :
Sorry :) Hi ! don't mean to sound unpleasant
Debbie (11:45 PM) :
no prob so you do any adult acting or just aprogrammer?
ScriptBall (11:46 PM) :
I just like the programming myself LoL
Debbie (11:47 PM) :
lol how thick is your dick? pics?
Debbie (11:48 PM) :
Stan I am wet
Debbie (11:50 PM) :
Stannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Debbie (11:50 PM) :
I NEEEEED A PROGRAMMERS DICK
ScriptBall (11:50 PM) :
I appoligize but i am really swamped right now, perhaps we can continue this conversation at a later date ;)

Owned?

STOP ERROR ****
A LOT is 2 WORDS

:glugglug :1orglaugh

:321GFY

I'de be happy to write your HTML, I assure you it would be the best HTML you've ever had. If you feel compelled to pay someone to write HTML, I would gladly do it at my standard rates :Graucho

Standard HTML rates = $3.40 US / Hour

I...... CAN....... PROGRAM!!!!!

I assumed that would be specific enough.

I was not saying "hire me"

I was saying, I'm here to hire if you desire

notice I said "My" standard rates.

I need a financial portal site developed in Forth on an Amiga platform

Done :glugglug

heheh

Gladly, Let me know when you have the hardware and we can then work out a ballpark figure, If you like I'll even get some quotes to ensure you pay market value ;)

welcome to "GO FUCK YOURSELF" :321GFY

:321GFY

i need some banners made with various text on them.

red font and bold text ( size 4 ) no more than 10 letters per word.

I would like a quote for 4 of these please and put a rush on it!!!!

Hey Doggiestyle what in the world does making banners have to do with custom programming ? LOL

Well hi there now....................




:321GFY

Welcome.

Welcome :321GFY