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<div align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><b>GOD
HIMSELF makes you Feel Good...<br>
with your body's own natural Morphine! </b></font></div>
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<td height="13"> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">- Immediate
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- Not Addictive, No Side Effects</font></td>
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HIMSELF makes you Feel Good...<br>
with your body's own natural Morphine! </b></font></div>
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