THERE IS a Player's Ball VIP area. D-money just gave me 100 passes to hand out. REAL!
 

there is a VIP room, and D-Dough ( formally D-Money) just gave me 100 passes to distribute.

why me - cause without a TGP VIP this time there has to be some elite gathering and I have experience in refusing people who don't belong with the ELITE.

want a pass?

send 20,000+ unique hits a day to http://www.sleazydream.com/main.html
(as verified by thrid party sextracker stats)

after I see the traffic I may CONSIDER contacting you and giving you a TRUE VIP pass to the party. better hurry and start sending that traffic, there isn't much time left.


party on dudes

PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........I will buy you a burger on thursday for a pass today :Graucho

:glugglug Intresting

2 passes to JFK - 98 left.

wait - I need 2 - 96 left

Oh great, here we go again.

2 passes to kimmykim - 94 left

I need one. I'm out of toilet paper.

Awesome, now we're talking!

Nice Sleazy,

i just heard you got the "nod" to select the guests.
i hope the webmasters here realize what an opportunity this is for them.

auction those bitches on ebay

and desperate as well I see..........:Graucho

2 passes to shemp - 92 left

I can't afford toilet paper. Please help.

:helpme

no passes for you - HATER

money can't buy these passes.



ahh - who the fuck am I kidding, you can paypal me $1000/pass

I'll send you Big Mac's! Now those I can afford, barely.

nope - you've been BLACKLISTED. no passes for you.

no haters allowed

awesome, now i need a date.

hmm orgasmic or nina.. which one will shemp take? find out next on gfy.

:(

Kimmy.

*sniff* *sniff*

Can I come with you?

:(

2 passes for spunky - 90 left

I'll put on some lipstick :glugglug

Ok traffic is starting to flow :glugglug

Shemp if all else fails, use your left hand like you usually do !:1orglaugh

as long as i don't have to sell my signature to pay for an escort

We all get desperate from time to time, but I am glad to see Glad to see you're not a whore !

We are all whores in one way or another

i admit it - I'm a sig whore.

but i'm not a CHEAP sig whore

this for florida?

take the money and run!

Run Forrest run!

I'll meet the rest of you in the VIP VIP area while he's away running.

Did I mention the VIP/VIP area?

I just told Shemp I'd be his date, darn.

Hey Kimmy looks like your next up to pop 10,000

wow, sig whore last night,

and pass bitch tonight,

dude your my fucking hero,


carry on

From the movie Taxi Driver

"Are you talkin' to me?"

no I was talking to sleazy,

you are my hero after sleazy,

you remember kicking me out of your seats at the players ball last year?

Thank God I have an epassporte card :winkwink:

Sent 5k so for

please save me a pass, youll have the other 15k by tomorrow morning

thx!

I always miss those milestones lol, just like every time I'm 50th to post I dont realize that either ;)

R -

If I don't get a pass - I'll be your date ;)

I pre-qualify my traffic ;)

What is a "VIP"?

:1orglaugh

Was that you?

LOL

You realize that was my one area, my one perk. The bouncers sold my table and I had to ask people to leave. Then I had to tell the bouncers to give money back, and people were not happy.

Sorry dude. I hope you understood what happened. I recognized the pimp in you.

That sucked. haha I remember that.

:winkwink:

me too :)

http://shemp.com/pjkkshcrop1sm.jpg

Sleazy i think we need to talk :glugglug

lol

I waited all night to get in, then I said fuck it, I want to sit down and get drunk,

so my and my friends got extorted by the bouncer

and then you gave me shit and kicked me out lol,

but after that the shit ended, and everything was awesome,

I went upstairs, watched the show, x zibit was awesome,

and I stayed till the end then I got even more drunk at the venetian center bar,, I almost missed my plane,

I bough David Spade a beer, you and some peeps gave him a c note,

and you apologized to me for the mix up,

and I got a picture with the digital underground guy,

so all in all it was another succeful and awesome players ball,

so thanks dude

that wasn't David Spade!

He looked just like him, so he fucks with people.

I had nothing to do with a c note, let alone to a look a like. LOL

Funny.

Well, at least your night got better. It was fun.

Wait til the next one in January!

Stay away from look a likes!

I think it was him,

im 90% sure,

the dude, was wasted, his license said david something,

he sounded like him and was funny like him,

also he had like 2g's or more in his pocket and his watch was real bling bling,

and he also walked off with a hooker like 30 minutes after you left,

im telling you 90% sure it was him,

he was fucking wasted , I asked for a picture, he screamed no pictures and ran away,

im telling you it was really him

dave attell or david spade

i met dave attell there he was checking out the adult video show or whatever after internext the other convention

david spade,

kk mustve missed him or his clone