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SIK 09-14-2018 03:44 PM

fake news - weather edition
 


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OneHungLo 09-14-2018 03:49 PM

haha oh no.. not The Weather Channel too!

dyna mo 09-14-2018 04:00 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

reminds me of this gem


dillfly2000 09-14-2018 04:56 PM

Chahaha. Good stuff

baddog 09-14-2018 08:20 PM

Storms have to begin and end somewhere. Maybe the reporter was right on that line.

I remember riding my bike down I-15 and it was pouring rain on the shoulder to the north, but the highway was dry.

$5 submissions 09-14-2018 08:25 PM

Hell, if I had taken several crackpipe hits before a broadcast, I'd brace myself too. Fuck the haters lol

2MuchMark 09-14-2018 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SIK (Post 22335296)


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Wow thats pretty bad...

I was going to say that maybe the wind is harder on him because he's wearing baggy clothes compared to the guys in shorts behind him, but that would be too generous. IF you look at his legs, he's clearly pushing himself back and fourth.

SIK 09-15-2018 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22335415)
IF you look at his legs, he's clearly pushing himself back and fourth.

yeah, camera guys fucked him over when they zoomed out :1orglaugh

celandina 09-15-2018 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK (Post 22335296)


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I thought it was CNN :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BaldBastard 09-15-2018 08:47 AM

It was exactly on fox today, was watching a weather report which is a bit more like a comedy as the announcer try's to get themselves in the worst case scenario and behind him is people standing still with their phones out taking movies of the surf.

The Weatherman used to be the most douche man on TV, now its got to be one of the most high risk occupations there is, Hollywood style anyways.

Rochard 09-15-2018 09:09 AM

I think the news agencies expected a huge storm and were disappointed. They tried to make it out to be huge but it just wasn't - thankfully. Let's hope the flooding isn't bad also.

DBS.US 09-15-2018 09:47 AM

"The News" is just a TV show. They report stories that make you want to watch their program so you will watch their paid commercials. Nobody ever said the stories are true.
There is no "True News TV program"

SleepWalker 09-16-2018 07:53 PM

:)
https://image.ibb.co/hBRiGe/ln.jpg

SleepWalker 09-16-2018 07:59 PM

https://image.ibb.co/j77R2K/cnn.jpg

SleepWalker 09-16-2018 08:02 PM

:1orglaugh


OneHungLo 09-16-2018 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepWalker (Post 22336089)

Good ol' CNN Fake News™ at it again :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 09-16-2018 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SIK (Post 22335296)


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we already had the fake weather with fucking DEMOCRATIC global warming :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

celandina 09-17-2018 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SleepWalker (Post 22336089)

What an idiot! I used to like him before he joined the " bopetts"....:2 cents:

dyna mo 09-17-2018 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22335531)
I think the news agencies expected a huge storm and were disappointed. They tried to make it out to be huge but it just wasn't - thankfully. Let's hope the flooding isn't bad also.

are you fucking shitting me? >1 million people without power across several states, 17+ people dead.



fuck. stop posting. you are an uninformed dimwit.

2MuchMark 09-17-2018 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22335531)
I think the news agencies expected a huge storm and were disappointed. They tried to make it out to be huge but it just wasn't - thankfully. Let's hope the flooding isn't bad also.

But they had to know. If you check the map of the hurricane you could see it losing strength really fast as it passed over land. That's not to say it still didn't cause a shitload of damage though. i don't get weather people. Just read the computer projection and be done with it. I don't need to see them getting blown around by wind. Unless Wind is a sexy sexy intern.

GFED 09-17-2018 03:43 PM

Looks like the The Weather Channel took the cue from Brian Stelter at CNN and used the same excuses verbatim.

kane 09-17-2018 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22336448)
But they had to know. If you check the map of the hurricane you could see it losing strength really fast as it passed over land. That's not to say it still didn't cause a shitload of damage though. i don't get weather people. Just read the computer projection and be done with it. I don't need to see them getting blown around by wind. Unless Wind is a sexy sexy intern.

Like the regular news, the weather is now entertainment and ratings matter. My local news people freak out as soon as it snows. We don't get much snow here so if even an inch falls they are stationed all around the city, showing how slick it is and how bad things are when in reality, it's a light dusting that will be gone in 24 hours.

JesseQuinn 09-17-2018 07:17 PM

what worries me is that a dear friend and member here lives in an area near the center of those green swirls

really hope (dope af dude even though not a girl) and his awesome wife are ok.

we had a MASSIVE storm here today as well. even by Carib standards.

trying to maintain balance by doing work shifts of 3 hours on, one hour off with 4 hours for sleep (more than I need but trying to be less neurotic) per 24 but the internet connection here has been spotty as fuck so kinda threw off my new schedule on the first day. lol universe, cut a chica a break

also had a (thankfully mild) earthquake here yesterday

but my all means, let's keep drilling for the oil and burning that coal :thumbsup


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