There are no cumshots in the Playboy channel ...
 

... where I'm housesitting there is cable television, so I decide to check on the porno channels. The best movie so far is on the Playboy channel (a glamorous Digital Playground feature film with the enthralling Aria Alexander) and as the scene is heading to the usual climax the spillage part is actually skipped. What kind of cumshot interruptus policy is this?

You can show people's heads getting blown into pieces and brains being eaten by zombies but you can't show sperms being spilled or an erect penis from which those sperms are released.

Back in the VHS and DVD days didn't there used to be two versions of the ending, so they could sell to both softcore and hardcore markets?

1) Non visible internal cumshot

2) Visible external cumshot

Why do straight guys have a thing about watching guys shooting a load? - I know why I like it but...

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When one watches that much porn the most variant (or "unexpected" if you want) aspect of a scene is the cumshot part (where will it land, etc.) ...

You go to other people's houses and watch... porn?

Why?

I don't like Netflix ... and I didn't fap (I'm saving myself for the cleaning girl).

Then watch gay porn - At least two surprises for the price of one - It could go anywhere:winkwink:!..

Catholic birth control is what I'm thinking :2 cents:

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Now I wonder which is the theological status of pulling out ...