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bronco67 11-14-2017 03:25 AM

Smash your Keurig!!!!
 
But not because you love Sean Hannity. Smash it because at best a Keurig machine makes "coffee flavored water" and you shouldn't call yourself a coffee lover.

GFED 11-14-2017 05:31 AM

Only rich snobs drink Starbucks or use a Keurig. I'll stick with the cheap shit. Folgers is good enough for me.

Phoenix 11-14-2017 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 22074116)
Only rich snobs drink Starbucks or use a Keurig. I'll stick with the cheap shit. Folgers is good enough for me.

Dude...only retards drink Keurig shit

that is not coffee

get real beans...grind them before use...french press or drip

I bought a machine a few years back...then threw it in the garbage..lol

fuck that...rich? let them waste their coins

buying real beans and drinking freshly ground coffee is the best
it also cost less if you know where to buy

Some of the riches people i know, and i know a few rich mofos do not waste money.
The opposite they use it wisely at every venture, save a few times to show off or just splurge now and then.

2MuchMark 11-14-2017 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 22074120)
Dude...only retards drink Keurig shit

...
get real beans...grind them before use...french press or drip

Who the hell has time for that?

I'll keep my Keurig, thanks. Takes about 20 seconds for a really good cup of coffee, vs 5 minutes for a pot of coffee where half of it gets wasted.

I asked Santa for a Nespresso for Christmas though. Fingers crossed.

MedCash_Miller 11-14-2017 08:01 AM

Damn, did you guys get bad machines?

I know what good coffee is and i still really appreciate our Keurig. I won't say it compares to coffee shop coffee but it's still a decent cup of coffee!:2 cents:

newB 11-14-2017 08:16 AM

Anyone actually seen a Keurig commercial before this? I haven't.

I have a Keurig and a regular drip coffee-maker. I use the coffee-maker daily, and use the Keurig often for tea or when I want that single cup of coffee in the evening.

Phoenix 11-14-2017 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22074150)
Who the hell has time for that?

I'll keep my Keurig, thanks. Takes about 20 seconds for a really good cup of coffee, vs 5 minutes for a pot of coffee where half of it gets wasted.

I asked Santa for a Nespresso for Christmas though. Fingers crossed.


Thanks for proving my point

JFK 11-14-2017 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 22074308)
Thanks for proving my point

and the point IS ? :helpme

Busty2 11-14-2017 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22074150)
Who the hell has time for that?

I'll keep my Keurig, thanks. Takes about 20 seconds for a really good cup of coffee, vs 5 minutes for a pot of coffee where half of it gets wasted.

I asked Santa for a Nespresso for Christmas though. Fingers crossed.

Mark get one of these Breville BES870XL Barista Express Espresso Machine
At only $565 on Amazon it makes a great:
Americano.
Cappuccino.
Espresso
Café au Lait.
Espresso.
Latte.
Breve.
Macchiato.
Chai Latte.

All in just one or two minutes. You can adjust the grind and buy fresh beans, the taste is out of this world. There are better machines out there,but you will pay a lot more for them with less convenience,

NALEM 11-14-2017 11:07 AM

My coffee kit @ home and for travel ...

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon...._AC_SS350_.jpg

https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/im/...ee+Grinder.jpg

https://images.costcobusinessdeliver...recipeName=350

Phoenix 11-14-2017 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 22074392)
and the point IS ? :helpme

he likes to drink instant coffee and compare it to real coffee

C H R I S 11-14-2017 11:30 AM

Expresso machine FTW

bronco67 11-14-2017 01:56 PM

If you grind your own beans, try a bag of Starbucks Gold Coast.

Brad Mitchell 11-14-2017 07:58 PM

I love bad coffee.

Brad

CamTraffic 11-15-2017 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22074150)
Who the hell has time for that?

I'll keep my Keurig, thanks. Takes about 20 seconds for a really good cup of coffee, vs 5 minutes for a pot of coffee where half of it gets wasted.

I asked Santa for a Nespresso for Christmas though. Fingers crossed.

I thought you cared about the environment?
Aren't you the guy that's a big Pro electric car?

Quote:

?Sustainability is the worst part,? Kyle Wiens, the CEO of iFixit, who pushes electronics companies to make more sustainable devices, told me. ?The pods aren?t recyclable or compostable. The device has more electronics than a laptop and isn?t recyclable. And it has screw-you DRM as a cherry on top.?


beerptrol 11-15-2017 10:00 AM

Don't own one, and never will.

MaDalton 11-15-2017 11:22 AM

http://www.boxrentals.be/media/com_e...ds-500x500.jpg

Senseo pads - fully recyclable and as convenient as the other pad/pod machines


PS: People smashing coffee maker for political reasons is one of the dumbest things I ever heard of - but i guess it's a sign of the times

Spunky 11-15-2017 01:03 PM

I'm not smashing something for political reasons.besides,I like my Keurig!

CamTraffic 11-17-2017 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StefanG (Post 22075654)
http://www.boxrentals.be/media/com_e...ds-500x500.jpg

Senseo pads - fully recyclable and as convenient as the other pad/pod machines


PS: People smashing coffee maker for political reasons is one of the dumbest things I ever heard of - but i guess it's a sign of the times

These are actually pretty good! :thumbsup

ruff 11-17-2017 09:18 AM

I gave my Keurig to the in-laws, they love it. It makes lukewarm coffee. Bought an iCoffee machine from Amazon. It makes much better coffee and it's hot too.

2MuchMark 11-17-2017 10:08 AM

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pPQRu4iOMeQ/hqdefault.jpg

Mickey_ 11-17-2017 10:44 AM

The powers that be LOVE the division and quarrel among the common folk. It appears everything is going according to plan.

Keurig user? Ha! must be an idiot with no tastebuds!
Oldschool coffee connoisseur? Pfft, timewaster!


Keep it up, guys and they will love you eternally. ;)

https://i.imgflip.com/y29m7.jpg

But sarcasm aside, my point is, stop thinking in extremes. Just because someone drinks coffee that you think is subpar it doesn't instantly make them an "idiot". Everyone has their reasons that you may be unaware of.

The world isn't black and white. Or left or right.

You don't always have to be right and they don't always have to be wrong. Level up! :winkwink:

NatalieMojoHost 11-17-2017 10:55 AM

I have my lovely manual Gaggia espresso machine and Delonghi grinder, all fired up every morning to make some of the best cappuccinos available in town, latte art and all. I take my coffee very seriously, as a fine craft and an art form :)

hottoddy 11-17-2017 11:03 AM

I never bought into that Keurig, K-Cup hype. It seems like everyone was getting one a few years back. The trend seems to have sharply declined. I use good beans, stainless filter, burr grind daily and put into a quality drip with a thermal carafe to keep it hot and fresh.

bns666 11-17-2017 11:42 AM

for me:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/02...g?v=1487506698

+

https://www.taylorscoffee.co.uk/wp-c...-lava-java.jpg

thirdworldxxx 11-17-2017 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22074150)
Who the hell has time for that?

I'll keep my Keurig, thanks. Takes about 20 seconds for a really good cup of coffee, vs 5 minutes for a pot of coffee where half of it gets wasted.

I asked Santa for a Nespresso for Christmas though. Fingers crossed.

LOL!! I love my Keurig but the Nespresso is next level!! Gotta get one too

mineistaken 11-17-2017 04:16 PM

Another coffee company to blacklist after invasion supporting crapbucks?


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