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CaptainHowdy 03-20-2017 04:27 PM

GFY Guys: I'm standing on a dating crossroad ...
 
After long months of throwing myself into the flesh market my dating spectrum has being narrowed to two clear options:

- Young women (20-30) that are not hot (pretty close to entering the dateable exclusion zone).

- Elder wormen (40-50) that used to be hot ("How fleeting is all gracefulness and beauty").

All in all, beauty seems to elude me nowadays. Is there a way to change this unfortunate tide?

AllAboutCams 03-20-2017 04:54 PM

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Bladewire 03-20-2017 05:02 PM

So it's not a case of any flower with nectar is the flower for this bee?

The most perfect flowers attract the most bees.

OneHungLo 03-20-2017 06:45 PM

How old are you Captain?

Brian mike 03-20-2017 06:51 PM

One answer for you!!! Time for a trip to Montreal ........

As long as you got cash and booze and a nice hotel room your good to forget about all that :winkwink:

Go on merb and called one of the top escorts for a 2 - 3 hours.

If your from the USA take advantage now of the exchange rates :1orglaugh

baddog 03-20-2017 06:52 PM

I was going to give input, but I can't in good conscience.

Stop looking, she will find you.

JesseQuinn 03-20-2017 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21642232)
After long months of throwing myself into the flesh market my dating spectrum has being narrowed to two clear options:

- Young women (20-30)
- Elder wormen (40-50)

why the specific exclusion of 31-39?


Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21642232)

Elder wormen (40-50) that used to be hot

fuck you motherfucker :winkwink:

Bladewire 03-20-2017 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 21642577)
why the specific exclusion of 31-39?

fuck you motherfucker

The Chinese have a saying: The older the cave, tbe more eels have been throw loosening the walls of moss.



Joshua G 03-20-2017 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21642232)
All in all, beauty seems to elude me nowadays. Is there a way to change this unfortunate tide?

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NatalieK 03-20-2017 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21642232)
After long months of throwing myself into the flesh market my dating spectrum has being narrowed to two clear options:

- Young women (20-30) that are not hot (pretty close to entering the dateable exclusion zone).

- Elder wormen (40-50) that used to be hot ("How fleeting is all gracefulness and beauty").

All in all, beauty seems to elude me nowadays. Is there a way to change this unfortunate tide?

date them both, you´re only dating :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2017 05:55 AM

I'm taking notes, guys ...

Bladewire 03-21-2017 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21643318)
I'm taking notes, guys ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2017 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 21642577)
why the specific exclusion of 31-39?




fuck you motherfucker :winkwink:

In that range they're mostly looking to be impregnated. No bueno.

PS: You're timeless to me, Jesse.

mce 03-21-2017 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 21642274)
Thailand is calling your name

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Grapesoda 03-21-2017 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21642232)
After long months of throwing myself into the flesh market my dating spectrum has being narrowed to two clear options:

- Young women (20-30) that are not hot (pretty close to entering the dateable exclusion zone).

- Elder wormen (40-50) that used to be hot ("How fleeting is all gracefulness and beauty").

All in all, beauty seems to elude me nowadays. Is there a way to change this unfortunate tide?

for company I go out with a friend of mines mom. she's 58, attractive and well mannered. perfect dinner date. no sex. I have never had a successful sexual relationship. not going to piss off my friends mom that's for sure.

what do you want a 'mate' for? I have been single 27 years and it's great! no complaints, plenty of pussy blah blah blah... if I had more expendable cash I would get a young mistress and cover some of her bills and a few bucks pocket money and fuck around with that for a while... in my case ONLY with a babe in collage getting EXCELENT grades..

CaptainHowdy 03-22-2017 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21644950)
for company I go out with a friend of mines mom. she's 58, attractive and well mannered. perfect dinner date. no sex. I have never had a successful sexual relationship. not going to piss off my friends mom that's for sure.

what do you want a 'mate' for? I have been single 27 years and it's great! no complaints, plenty of pussy blah blah blah... if I had more expendable cash I would get a young mistress and cover some of her bills and a few bucks pocket money and fuck around with that for a while... in my case ONLY with a babe in collage getting EXCELENT grades..

Great insight, Grapesoda ...

nico-t 03-22-2017 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21642748)
date them both, you´re only dating :2 cents:

worst advice ever.

Why date young ugly women or old has-beens? That's only wasting time you could have spent just going out to have fun where you'll eventually meet a real hot chick.

CaptainHowdy 03-23-2017 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21646312)
worst advice ever.

Why date young ugly women or old has-beens? That's only wasting time you could have spent just going out to have fun where you'll eventually meet a real hot chick.

Thank you ...


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