I was a US soldier
 

But my experiences in 'Nam gave me a multiple personality disorder, now I am just a drunk keyboard warrior with an affection for drama.
Dont talk smack to me though, I'll travel around the world and stick my Leatherman up your gay ass.

:waaaaahh

Just so you know, I'm looking into figuring out how I can get the DEA and CIA after your ass for threatening me.

So you better hide bitch

Here is my schedule for the week:
http://www.aamaui.org/

Well, I'm gonna stick you like a hawaiian pig... I even got my russian blade swiss army knife nice and polished for u

:1orglaugh