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Amputate Your Head 03-13-2003 09:28 PM

Good news / Bad news
 
Bad news: I need management. Trying to manage and do all the work completely on my own has become utterly impossible.

Good news: I got me an iron fisted project manager that's gonna help me organize and fix this shit once and for all.

Bad news: No more chatting it up with me across ICQ all day about project ideas unless your project is actually on the hot seat. Please type out your ideas and stuff in an email. Sorry, but it has to be this way in order to get your projects done and outta here faster for you. Things have bogged to a crawl and that's not good for me or you.

Good news: Production should move a helluva lot faster for everyone if notes, content, ideas, concerns, concepts, random thoughts, & whatnot... are sent through the project manager until you are actively in dev. Not really much different than now, except instead of doing everything, I can focus on the work instead of managing.

Bad news: We're not ready just yet. Still discussing some of the finer points of dealing with certain things. Plus, this may be somewhat muddled for a few days with the current stuff going on that he has to try and organize from scratch with no contacts and very little info.

Good news: Shouldn't be much longer before this is all actually in place and things smooth out.

Bad news: I'm not gonna sit here 'round the clock anymore working on stuff. At 5 o'clock everyday, I'm gone baby.

Good news: I'm not gonna sit here 'round the clock anymore working on stuff until my face falls onto the keyboard, always playing catch up and never reaching it. Time away from the screen brings fresh ideas and better motivation.

Bad news: You're gonna be put into a queue by my project manager and held there until you're up to bat. No more jumping the line. If the wait happens to be too long, I'm sorry. Can't be fixed at this point. I'm only one guy here.

Good news: No more line jumpers for you guys in the back. And seriously... this should get things moving along much better for everyone concerned, and the orders can start flowing again.

the only other thing I can think of right now to add to this is, THANK GOD! Time to grow some more and get things done right and on time. Muh man is gonna be in touch with any active clients and pending stuff here real soon to intro himself and get going.

Mahalo :)

Sly_RJ 03-13-2003 09:31 PM

Good news: SNOW has a new job!

Bad news: SNOW has a new job!

Kanoealoha 03-13-2003 09:35 PM

So who is the manager? You or your hunny?
:glugglug
P.S. How is the weather?
Its windy and raining here:mad:

Amputate Your Head 03-13-2003 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanoealoha
So who is the manager? You or your hunny?
:glugglug
P.S. How is the weather?
Its windy and raining here:mad:

neither.... she wanted to do it, but she's gone all day everyday, so that's no good.... :(

beautiful here.... 82 & sunny. :)

X37375787 03-13-2003 09:46 PM

good luck with your endevors :glugglug

Gary 03-13-2003 11:51 PM

pussy

Crow 03-14-2003 12:12 AM

Once things grow for any business it's always good news to bring someone aboard to handle project managment etc. This allows the person or people responsable for providing the product more time to devote to and provide a top quality product in a time frame that not only makes the customer happy but also makes things easier on the provider.

Gutterboy 03-14-2003 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Good news: SNOW has a new job!

Bad news: SNOW has a new job!

:1orglaugh

PersianKitty 03-14-2003 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


neither.... she wanted to do it, but she's gone all day everyday, so that's no good.... :(

beautiful here.... 82 & sunny. :)

Him.. so it's someone who's there all day every day.

It's a Gecko.. no I mean Geico.. wait I meant Gecko! :1orglaugh

X37375787 03-14-2003 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty


Him.. so it's someone who's there all day every day.

It's a Gecko.. no I mean Geiko.. wait I meant Gecko! :1orglaugh


sup?


http://www.edu-negev.gov.il/bs/negev...ko%20gekko.JPG

Amputate Your Head 03-14-2003 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crow
Once things grow for any business it's always good news to bring someone aboard to handle project managment etc. This allows the person or people responsable for providing the product more time to devote to and provide a top quality product in a time frame that not only makes the customer happy but also makes things easier on the provider.
yep.... this is gonna be a fantastic move. :)

hyper 03-14-2003 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty


Him.. so it's someone who's there all day every day.

It's a Gecko.. no I mean Geico.. wait I meant Gecko! :1orglaugh

http://media.monster.com/xgeicox/joblogo.gif

Zebra 03-14-2003 01:34 AM

He didn't hire the gecko..
He got the talking dog!
http://www.zebrawashere.com/fun/tacobell.jpg

Amputate Your Head 03-14-2003 01:35 AM

well, his nickname i think is 'The Pede'..... not as cudly as a gecko, but certainly still loveable.

Amputate Your Head 03-14-2003 01:38 AM

anyhoo.... I'm already gettin' stoked for tomorrow... I can see how this is gonna be a major improvement for me. More work, less stress, life will be like sailing on a big happy gay cruise ship.

Rocky 03-14-2003 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
well, his nickname i think is 'The Pede'..... not as cudly as a gecko, but certainly still loveable.
so when do i start...boss?!
:thumbsup

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Serge Litehead 03-14-2003 10:24 AM

GFY drug, tough to get over it ;)

AMP, still looking for manager? thinking of possiblility to work together

Amputate Your Head 03-14-2003 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by holograph

AMP, still looking for manager? thinking of possiblility to work together

no, not looking for a guy, I already have a guy. But thanks for offering... :)

FreeOnes 03-14-2003 11:59 AM

maybe you get all the work done when you block
gofuckyourself.com for yourself.........

Amputate Your Head 03-14-2003 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeones
maybe you get all the work done when you block
gofuckyourself.com for yourself.........

sorry man, but that's not a solution to anything. I will never know why you guys always seem to think that solutions to things like growth, and expansion, and organization, etc... are just as simple as "oh, stay off gfy and that will fix everything"...

I don't know about you, but I actually am capable of doing two things at once. Hell, sometimes I can even manage to do 20 things at once..... but I can't do 90 things at once.

maybe if I stop eating food once a day and stop balancing my bank statement every couple weeks, and stop emailing my kids, or maybe stop going to the bathroom and just shit myself right here in the chair.... maybe I would be able to get it all done too huh?

not yelling at you bro... but giving up reading a messageboard is probly not the answer to this.... lol :winkwink:

nocostporn 03-14-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


things at once..... but I can't do 90 things at once.

maybe if I stop eating food once a day and stop balancing my bank statement every couple weeks, and stop emailing my kids, or maybe stop going to the bathroom and just shit myself right here in the chair.... maybe I would be able to get it all done too huh?


:1orglaugh works for me!


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