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LightscapeMedia 03-17-2014 11:34 AM
Ever watch a movie so bad...
 
Ever watch a movie so bad that you're actually embarrassed for the people who made it? Watched this movie on Netflix last night called "Amber Alert" and holy crap. Probably the worst acted movie I've ever seen in my life.

mikesouth 03-17-2014 11:46 AM
yup...pretty much everything porn...LOL

Scott McD 03-17-2014 12:01 PM
I hardly ever go to the cinema these days because i got fed up paying to see shitty movies.

My next trip will probably be the next Star Wars movie :1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 03-17-2014 12:16 PM
grown ups 2 was pretty cringe worthy

RebelR 03-17-2014 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 20018625)
grown ups 2 was pretty cringe worthy
You must admit, it did have some funny typically Adam Sandler-esque scenes in it though. I look at his movies now for what they are. A way to employ all of his friends and family. Now if you had said Jack And Jill, well that was very cringe worthy.

BlackCrayon 03-17-2014 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by RebelR (Post 20018664)
You must admit, it did have some funny typically Adam Sandler-esque scenes in it though. I look at his movies now for what they are. A way to employ all of his friends and family. Now if you had said Jack And Jill, well that was very cringe worthy.
yeah but it seemed like they were trying too hard to be edgy or something and it was more lke a bunch of skits than a movie with much of a plot but yeah, you can't expect much more than sandlers brand of comedy but while i typically enjoy sandlers movies to some extent i was looking forward to the credits on this one. i never saw jack and jill. i saw that's my boy and i liked that one, it was pretty decent.

candyflip 03-17-2014 12:52 PM
I actually watched a doc on Netflix the other night about Troll 2, which people have said is the worst movie ever.

BlackCrayon 03-17-2014 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20018675)
I actually watched a doc on Netflix the other night about Troll 2, which people have said is the worst movie ever.
i loved the first troll movie when i was a kid. never saw the second one. elaine from seinfield was in the first one.

candyflip 03-17-2014 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 20018678)
i loved the first troll movie when i was a kid. never saw the second one. elaine from seinfield was in the first one.
They said in the doc above that it had nothing to do with the first Troll. It actually had a different title and they just slapped Troll 2 onto it for US distribution.

2MuchMark 03-17-2014 12:59 PM
Tried to watch "Disaster Movie" recently.. horrendous. I was truly embarrassed for every poor actor in that movie.

PR_Glen 03-17-2014 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 20018582)
yup...pretty much everything porn...LOL
yeah because great plot lines and fantastic acting is exactly what the masses are looking for while looking for porn..

thegreatestporn 03-17-2014 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20018679)
They said in the doc above that it had nothing to do with the first Troll. It actually had a different title and they just slapped Troll 2 onto it for US distribution.
Also, no actual trolls in Troll 2. I saw the Rifftrax version of it. A fun watch for anyone who likes the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Same goes for Birdemic.

DoubleD 03-17-2014 01:10 PM
if on netflix I suggest "Bigfoot's Wild Weekend" - saw that recently, the quality of b-movie acting is hard to top..so sad yet so funny at the same time watched the whole damn thing

fitzmulti 03-17-2014 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20018584)
Watched one called Blood Shed a few weeks ago. Ended up turning it off part way through. It's one of those ones where they are legitimately trying to do a good movie (for the genre), with lots of dialogue and character development, even throwing in their own political viewpoints in scenes, but everyone is just so incompetent that it fails miserably and becomes cringe worthy.

The ones that are purposely bad don't bother me as much, since they seem to be having fun with it and they are in on the "joke". An example of that would be Birdemic 2.
Great example.
{Best question is...if she was KICKING the jellyfish while "escaping", why the hell is he shoulder all bloody...LOL!}

Magnetron 03-17-2014 01:32 PM
They Call Me Bruce with Bruce Campbell.

Awful. Just fucking awful.

And M. Night Shyamalama's The Lady In The Water.

Not so much the acting, but the script turns into complete shit midway through that you just want it to be over with.

RebelR 03-17-2014 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 20018716)
They Call Me Bruce with Bruce Campbell.

Awful. Just fucking awful.
I think you mean My Name is Bruce. They Call Me Bruce? is a B movie from the 80's about a Kung Fu fighter with no talent from the 80 that I still find hilarious.

Magnetron 03-17-2014 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by RebelR (Post 20018723)
I think you mean My Name is Bruce. They Call Me Bruce? is a B movie from the 80's about a Kung Fu fighter with no talent from the 80 that I still find hilarious.
So fucking awful I couldn't even remember the correct name.

Thanks.

brassmonkey 03-17-2014 02:32 PM
watch war of the worlds 2, trunk, bug, horror there are a ton of piece of shit movies i've watched over 90% of all horror movies
there was one where they drive on a dirt road the whole fucking movie never get out trying to find it again.

F U S I O N 03-17-2014 02:45 PM
I had higher expectations for Pain and Gain with Mark Walberg. The trailer looked good but I had a tough time getting through that whole movie. Glad it was a rental tho

SykkBoy 03-17-2014 02:50 PM

brassmonkey 03-17-2014 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SykkBoy (Post 20018781)

candyflip 03-17-2014 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by thegreatestporn (Post 20018688)
Also, no actual trolls in Troll 2. I saw the Rifftrax version of it. A fun watch for anyone who likes the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Same goes for Birdemic.
Yeah, the original title was Goblin. The actors didn't know it had been retitled until years later.

seeandsee 03-17-2014 03:28 PM
much worst movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0949888/

you just need to watch this to find out how bad is it

John-ACWM 03-18-2014 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20018584)
Watched one called Blood Shed a few weeks ago. Ended up turning it off part way through. It's one of those ones where they are legitimately trying to do a good movie (for the genre), with lots of dialogue and character development, even throwing in their own political viewpoints in scenes, but everyone is just so incompetent that it fails miserably and becomes cringe worthy.

The ones that are purposely bad don't bother me as much, since they seem to be having fun with it and they are in on the "joke". An example of that would be Birdemic 2.
WOW I can't even laugh at that :(

kane 03-18-2014 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 20018716)
They Call Me Bruce with Bruce Campbell.

Awful. Just fucking awful.

And M. Night Shyamalama's The Lady In The Water.

Not so much the acting, but the script turns into complete shit midway through that you just want it to be over with.
I went to a book signing Bruce Campbell did a few years back. He was really funny and put on a good show before signing the books. At one point he said, "I'm going to turn my back and you guys just yell the titles of the crappy movies I have made that you got suckered into paying for." People screamed They Call me Bruce a lot. Just as the yelling was dying down a guy lets a howl of screech when he screams, "Maniac Cop 2!" Even Bruce laughed at that one.

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Magnetron 03-18-2014 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by kane (Post 20019195)
I went to a book signing Bruce Campbell did a few years back. He was really funny and put on a good show before signing the books. At one point he said, "I'm going to turn my back and you guys just yell the titles of the crappy movies I have made that you got suckered into paying for." People screamed They Call me Bruce a lot. Just as the yelling was dying down a guy lets a howl of screech when he screams, "Maniac Cop 2!" Even Bruce laughed at that one.
Hahahaha!!!!

And then he goes and makes one of the best movies ever - Bubba Hotep.

I don't get it.

2030 03-18-2014 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia (Post 20018566)
Ever watch a movie so bad that you're actually embarrassed for the people who made it? Watched this movie on Netflix last night called "Amber Alert" and holy crap. Probably the worst acted movie I've ever seen in my life.
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SykkBoy 03-18-2014 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20018787)
Man, I gotta see that movie...

brassmonkey 03-18-2014 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by SykkBoy (Post 20019598)
Man, I gotta see that movie...
it was a ok movie. :2 cents: bug and trunk are some of the lowest out there:2 cents:

BlackCrayon 03-18-2014 10:55 AM
my buddy was playing this movie when i stopped by his place one day....it was pretty awful.


michael.kickass 03-18-2014 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by SykkBoy (Post 20018781)
JESUS!!!! the worst movie trailer i have ever seen :repuke

Naughty 03-18-2014 12:19 PM
I have it all the time when people show me their work. Yet many of those people made more $$$ than i did becasue of better marketing or friendly bizz ;-)

Most i would not dare using or show clients...

Scott McD 03-18-2014 12:22 PM
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