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Twisted man... I'm FUCKING TWISTED...

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Excuse me, do you fuck as well as you dance?
Are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dance floor?
Oh really? See ya later.
Go on, get your kit off. No, not you, put it away.
Take your dog like face to another place, coz I can't look at it.
Let's get twisted, twisted.

Excuse me, do you know where the dealers are? Can you get me high?
You've lost the fuckin plot. why the fuck shouldn't I?
I wanna feel the gear, pumping through my veins,
I wanna feel the drugs, fuckin up my brains.
I wanna dance all night and fuck all day,
I want cocaine on a breakfast tray, is that okay?

Think your pretty hot huh? Well you're not,
It just isn't goin on, you're trying too hard.
You ain't sex on legs, your dregs on legs, man and you know it. Get out of my face.
If you could see yourself you'd look away, I did.
I'm sorry, I'm out of it so's she.
State of her, what's she like? I hate her but I love you.

I don't wanna come down, I wanna stay high,
I wanna get twisted, I'm that kind of guy.
So later, I'm going. I'm sick and tired of shit drugs and naff queens,
Do you know what that means?
It's over, I'm bored of you, you cant keep up, and I don't wanna come down.
Is there anyone out there who isn't bad luck?
Ride with me, I don't give a fuck.
I'm losing control, I'm out of my head.
Who's coming with me? I ain't going to bed.
Have you heard enough now? Do you know the score?
I've made it pretty clear, I've shown you the door.
It's easy this way I'll do it all on my own,
Put that pen away, I wont bother to phone.
Get out of here, see ya, later...

How can ANYONE not wanna get off their twat to this classic ???

I'm TWISTED MAN - FUCKING TWISTED!!!

My analyst told me (what?)

That I was right out of my head

The way he described it (how?)

He said I'd be better dead than live

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along

he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought (what?)

I was crazy but I'm not

0h no (on no?) (oh no?)

My analyst told me (what?)

That I was right out of my head

He said I'd need treatment (yeah?)

But I'm not that easily led

He said I was the type

That was most inclined

When out of his sight

To be out of my mind

And he thought I was nuts (nuts?)

No more ifs or ands or buts

oh no (oh no?) (oh no?)

They say as a child

I appeared a little bit wild

With all my crazy ideas

But I knew what was happening

I knew I was a genius...

What's so strange when you know

That you're a wizard at three

I knew that this was meant to be

but I heard little children

Were supposed to sleep tight

That's why I got into the vodka one night

My parents got frantic

Didn't know what to do

But I saw some crazy scenes

Before I came to

Now do you think I was crazy?

I may have been only three

But I was swingin

They all laugh at angry young men

They all laugh at Edison

And also at Einstein

So why should I feel sorry

If they just couldn't understand

The reasoning and the logic

That went on in my head

I had a brain

It was insane

Oh they used to laugh at me

When I refused to ride

On all those double decker buses

All because there was no driver on the top

(no driver on the top? this chick is twisted. what's the

matter with her?)

(she must be out of her head)

My analyst told me (what?)

That I was right out of my head

the way he described it (how?)

he said i'd be better dead that live

i didn't listen to his jive

i knew all along

he was all wrong

and i knew that he thought (what?)

i was crazy

but i'm not.

oh no (oh no?) (oh no?)

my analyst told me (what?)

that i was right out of my head.

but i said, dear doctor, (yeah?)

i think that it's you instead.

cause I

have got a thing

that's unique and new.

it proves that I'll have

the last laugh on you,

cause instead of one head (one head?)

I got two

and you know two heads are better than one.

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18258280)

http://i.imgur.com/zdkx7.jpg

But you still clicked on my thread, took a screen shit, uploaded it, and then posted...

Fuck me... I Feel HONOURED !

Thanks man. Much more work and effort than just *NOT* clicking?

Twisted, trance style !!! :pimp

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 18258287)

OK - Not my normal style of music... But fair enough... T'wasnt 2 bad :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18258305)

Twisted, trance style !!! :pimp

Yes, but it needs the lyrics of the orig, to tell its story :)

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18258309)

OK - Not my normal style of music... But fair enough... T'wasnt 2 bad :thumbsup

Original was by Lambert, Hendricks and Ross (Jazz trio) around 1959 or 60. Covered by Joni and then Bette Midler (great version) and several others.

Classic Jazz cover :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18258249)

Twisted

I like the Razormaid remix of this.

I cant afford to be fucking twisted

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Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 18258416)

I cant afford to be fucking twisted

:thumbsup

Night mate :)