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TDF 01-17-2003 08:56 PM

number one car theft deterrent
 
besides my glock is has to be...the CLUB! since I installed these on my rides people just haven't seemed to test me...therefore the club rox!

Spunky 01-17-2003 08:57 PM

The fucking punks just cut a slot in your steering wheel though:(

TDF 01-17-2003 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
The fucking punks just cut a slot in your steering wheel though:(

i guess i forgot to mention I have the one on the brakes also

FlyingIguana 01-17-2003 09:01 PM

just put your pic on the drivers seat. they'll think you're biggie coming back from the dead and won't think twice about stealing your ride

evildick 01-17-2003 09:02 PM

Yeah, I seen shows on that where they can hack saw through the steering wheel in less than a minute and pop off the club.

They say they like to hit cars with the club because it usually means they have a good stereo system, plus it's sorta of like rising to the challenge. Just like if you tell a hacker it is impossible to break into your computer, you know they're going to try just to see if they can.

TDF 01-17-2003 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
just put your pic on the drivers seat. they'll think you're biggie coming back from the dead and won't think twice about stealing your ride


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh http://www.platinumthong.com/binladen.jpg

Nysus 01-17-2003 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli



i guess i forgot to mention I have the one on the brakes also

Wouldn't you want it on your gas pedal?...

Cheers,
Matt

ZoiNk 01-17-2003 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus


Wouldn't you want it on your gas pedal?...

Cheers,
Matt

Nono, brakes, so if the person gets going, they can't stop and die :) Serves the fucker right!
ZoiNk

TDF 01-17-2003 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus


Wouldn't you want it on your gas pedal?...

Cheers,
Matt

da brakes are stronger than the gas pedal

Pornwolf 01-17-2003 09:09 PM

Osama Bin Doggy Dogg! Hahahaha!

TDF 01-17-2003 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Osama Bin Doggy Dogg! Hahahaha!

http://www.platinumthong.com/jihad2.jpg

Nysus 01-17-2003 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZoiNk


Nono, brakes, so if the person gets going, they can't stop and die :) Serves the fucker right!
ZoiNk

But dude, then your cars wrecked..:)

Cheers,
Matt

Nysus 01-17-2003 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli


da brakes are stronger than the gas pedal

That is true, but you want your car to get wrecked?..

Maybe make it so the seatbelt doesn't work too.. That'd teach them from messing with ya. ;)

Cheers,
Matt

TDF 01-17-2003 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus


That is true, but you want your car to get wrecked?..

Maybe make it so the seatbelt doesn't work too.. That'd teach them from messing with ya. ;)

Cheers,
Matt


oh the GFY logic..

sheepster 01-17-2003 09:26 PM

anyone remember hearing about a security system that would shock any would-be thief with 75,000 volts of electricity somehow? That seems to be a good method.

Nysus 01-17-2003 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sheepster
anyone remember hearing about a security system that would shock any would-be thief with 75,000 volts of electricity somehow? That seems to be a good method.
I did - I once saw an ad/price for them.. only like $800 or something... More fun stuff..

Cheers,
Matt

JayJay 01-17-2003 10:31 PM

http://www.askxxx.com/ANTICARJACKING.jpg

drunkdollars 01-17-2003 10:45 PM

I have a fuel pump kill switch hidden on my car.


Drive 300 yards then bye bye gas..

aflex 01-17-2003 11:23 PM

park somewhere around Newark, theyll just cut your steering wheel and wiggle the club off.. bust the ignition open and hot wire the fucker..

L0stMind 01-17-2003 11:29 PM

Topic: number one car theft deterrent

Ummm, leave a black man sitting in your car! Also scares away squeegee kids at interesections!

asuna 01-17-2003 11:30 PM

stun gun.
fish wire thin wires across your car, one touch and boom, 100,000 volt seizure

p00p 01-17-2003 11:48 PM

what kind of car is it? Can't be that nice if 'The Club' deters them....maybe it is your car? not worth stealing? :2 cents:

TDF 01-17-2003 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
what kind of car is it? Can't be that nice if 'The Club' deters them....maybe it is your car? not worth stealing? :2 cents:


*snicker*

p00p 01-18-2003 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli




*snicker*

Snicker? What is your ride, dude! If people put clubs on cars around here, it is a cheapness thang. Don't hate! :drinkup
Your pimpin ride may be a joke to most! :1orglaugh

Pipecrew 01-18-2003 12:28 AM

I watched a show on repo men, they were showing how they could take a club off a steering wheel with there barehands... I ment this guy that showed me how to get into any type of JEEP... Grand cherokiee, cherokee etc without anything

PersianKitty 01-18-2003 01:08 AM

Good sized pit or rottie in the back seat would do the trick.

playa 01-18-2003 01:15 AM

also lot of break-ins are to steal radios
on the automatic 2000 ford mustangs,, it's impossible to steal the radio without breaking shifter in half

TDF 01-18-2003 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
also lot of break-ins are to steal radios
on the automatic 2000 ford mustangs,, it's impossible to steal the radio without breaking shifter in half


exactly. all my rides have some nice humps and amps in em

TDF 01-18-2003 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p


Snicker? What is your ride, dude! If people put clubs on cars around here, it is a cheapness thang. Don't hate! :drinkup
Your pimpin ride may be a joke to most! :1orglaugh


i thought this thread was about theft deterrent now with that in mind if you only have an alarm the thief may or maynot see the blinking light of your alarm system.Most of the cars here have lowjack but personally I see lowjack as a waste of money

Pornwolf 01-18-2003 01:25 AM

Lowjacks can be disabled without even going in your car. If you really want to deter someone get an undercover style police siren/light setup and leave it on the dash.

playa 01-18-2003 01:26 AM

i use to use the club but it was a pain in the ass to put on and take off,,

shit i was even to lazy to take the face plate off on the radio so i got one of the auto face flip inside to make it look like its a cover,,its nice i love it,,

though i ain't now expert thief but how can you steal a car with one of those electronic coded keys?

Pornwolf 01-18-2003 01:31 AM

From what I understand it's much like the brute force scanner that fucktards use to crack site passwords. The only difference is the car thieves get ahold of the algorithim from a wayward car company employee and voila!

playa 01-18-2003 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
you really want to deter someone get an undercover style police siren/light setup and leave it on the dash.

nice,,, but kinda of hard to pass off in a mercedes or bmw

Basher 01-18-2003 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
besides my glock is has to be...the CLUB! since I installed these on my rides people just haven't seemed to test me...therefore the club rox!

You have a glock??...cool all ive got is a BB gun & a super soaker

marcu5 01-18-2003 01:38 AM

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=2137
:1orglaugh

TDF 01-18-2003 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by marcu5
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=2137
:1orglaugh

you need to be shot bro

Pornwolf 01-18-2003 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa



nice,,, but kinda of hard to pass off in a mercedes or bmw

Not in NY, Miami and LA!:1orglaugh

Videoball 01-18-2003 01:43 AM

:ugone2far

Baal 01-18-2003 01:49 AM

Actually, the most effective theft deterrant is to drive a piece of shit car with a crappy stereo.

I saw a tow truck tow away a car in about 30 seconds tops... these mechanical arms stretched out, clamped under the rear wheels, lifted them off the ground, and off he went the car... didn't even get out of his tow truck. If I was a car thief, the first car I'd steal is one of those tow trucks. :thumbsup

WendyB 01-18-2003 02:16 AM

State Farm


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