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Paul Markham 08-01-2007 01:02 AM

Very sad news, Eva has left me.
 
She made the decision months ago and now has gone and taken our daughter with her. It was not something she did without thinking it through and discussing it fully with me and getting my agreement on.

She's gone to summer camp, it's a camping holiday in huts, 1 star and I'm not going. I don't do 1 star resorts anymore. She will be back Sunday so until then I have to eat out in expensive restaurants and need you guys to come over to the content stores and buy some content using Epassporte. I'm giving 50% off on Epassporte payments.

Sorry if I disappointed my enemies. Just being a troll. wonder how many will read the first paragraph and start to reply.

TheJimmy 08-01-2007 01:07 AM

Do you have any packs of purely 'non nude' glamour shots of big tittayed womens?

Paul Markham 08-01-2007 01:10 AM

Sorry don't have that.

Got a few pics in most sets with their clothes on and you can see it by viewing the thumbs. But no sets.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-01-2007 01:16 AM

http://ulfablabla.free.fr/images/nov...m/spam%202.jpg

ADG

Casa Nova 08-01-2007 01:17 AM

You ass, you had me fooled for a while haha

Anyways, great to hear it wasn't what i thought it was. & Nice content.

polish_aristocrat 08-01-2007 01:20 AM

this thread will get big, lol

AINOKEA 08-01-2007 01:20 AM

Ya I thought this was a joke about Eva Longoria leaving you for Tony Parker or something lol.

Paul Markham 08-01-2007 01:23 AM

Bargain Basement Content Store.

Paul Markham Content Store.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/banners/epassporte50.gif

http://ulfablabla.free.fr/images/nov...m/spam%202.jpg

What did you think it would be?

SleazyDream 08-01-2007 01:24 AM

don't tell paul i'm off to huts for summer camp

bizarrejan 08-01-2007 01:25 AM

not long til she is back, r u sure you can cope?

JFK 08-01-2007 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 12852462)
don't tell paul i'm off to huts for summer camp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Pornwolf 08-01-2007 01:45 AM

Yup, huts sound very good right now. Eva is a hottie.

Paul Markham 08-01-2007 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 12852462)
don't tell paul i'm off to huts for summer camp

I don't ever see you doing this camp. No plugs in the huts for your laptop, razor or DVD player, only lights. Toilet outside and communal. And the showers are communal as well. Boys at one time, girls at another time.

Plus everyone around you speaking Czech and the food will be basic. You don't go anywhere unless it's got a 5 star hotel. :1orglaugh

Just like me.

I chose to stay at home, might drive over there Saturday. They did this a few months ago on an adventure camp, climbing walls and ropes and things. Cycling holiday. Skiing. Accommodation was far too basic for softies like you and me.

I did all the sleeping in hostels, 1 star pensions, ditches, fields and park benches when I was a hippie in the 60s. Not going back. Four Seasons or better these days.

Violetta 08-01-2007 04:10 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 08-01-2007 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova (Post 12852446)
You ass, you had me fooled for a while haha

Anyways, great to hear it wasn't what i thought it was. & Nice content.

This thread is getting lots of views, that's why I put the title as it was.

Could of put some magic join links and had it bounced for months. :1orglaugh

Thanks for the compliment though.

Paul Markham 08-01-2007 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bizarrejan (Post 12852464)
not long til she is back, r u sure you can cope?

I'm losing weight, the washing up is falling out the sink and my pants are starting to whiff a bit. So no worries coping very well.

Found some blisters on my palms and getting a discount at the porn DVD rental store. :1orglaugh

carol.prime 08-01-2007 10:23 AM

hahaha!! you got me there paul..

who 08-01-2007 10:26 AM

You pulled my leg. Thanks.

TeenCat 08-01-2007 10:27 AM

summer camps are great for drinking with friends and dating girls and womans in there :thumbsup

Mutt 08-01-2007 10:45 AM

ha good one, you got me - i was ready for a good sob story.

gornyhuy 08-01-2007 11:22 AM

I'll be her camp counselor... mwahahhhahahaaaa

Forest 08-01-2007 11:31 AM

how old is thew little one now?

I remember the night we went to that hungarian rest when I was in brno

I taught her "chew and show" LOL

kiss both of them for me paul and answer your icq once in a while to say HI!

LiveDose 08-01-2007 11:32 AM

Don't worry she arrived here safely. I will take good care of her... :-)

SleazyDream 08-01-2007 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 12852558)
I don't ever see you doing this camp. No plugs in the huts for your laptop, razor or DVD player, only lights. Toilet outside and communal. And the showers are communal as well. Boys at one time, girls at another time.

Plus everyone around you speaking Czech and the food will be basic. You don't go anywhere unless it's got a 5 star hotel. :1orglaugh

Just like me.

I chose to stay at home, might drive over there Saturday. They did this a few months ago on an adventure camp, climbing walls and ropes and things. Cycling holiday. Skiing. Accommodation was far too basic for softies like you and me.

I did all the sleeping in hostels, 1 star pensions, ditches, fields and park benches when I was a hippie in the 60s. Not going back. Four Seasons or better these days.

Eva's there. that's all the 5 star I need :thumbsup

BuckNaked 08-01-2007 11:34 AM

I was expecting you to announce you had found god or something...

will76 08-01-2007 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12852441)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sniperwolf 08-01-2007 12:17 PM

waaahhhh...

i thought it was another drama! :1orglaugh

got me there mate! :winkwink:

modF 08-01-2007 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 12852558)
I don't ever see you doing this camp. No plugs in the huts for your laptop, razor or DVD player, only lights.

No internet/connection to the world for a week? That sounds flippin' sweet right about now.

nikki99 08-01-2007 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12852441)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tony286 08-01-2007 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 12852558)
I don't ever see you doing this camp. No plugs in the huts for your laptop, razor or DVD player, only lights. Toilet outside and communal. And the showers are communal as well. Boys at one time, girls at another time.

Plus everyone around you speaking Czech and the food will be basic. You don't go anywhere unless it's got a 5 star hotel. :1orglaugh

Just like me.

I chose to stay at home, might drive over there Saturday. They did this a few months ago on an adventure camp, climbing walls and ropes and things. Cycling holiday. Skiing. Accommodation was far too basic for softies like you and me.

I did all the sleeping in hostels, 1 star pensions, ditches, fields and park benches when I was a hippie in the 60s. Not going back. Four Seasons or better these days.

People consider this a vacation? lol

pornguy 08-01-2007 01:07 PM

Spammer Spammer, ha. Enjoy the quiet time.

Star 69 08-01-2007 01:21 PM

Nice promo Paul

Ramster 08-01-2007 01:22 PM

Funny I bought a few sets from you and when I did epassporte it said -50%...I was like hmmm... I think there must be another set or 2 I can take at that price. Great deal. :)

Roald 08-01-2007 01:26 PM

First I was like HELL YEAH SERVES HIM RIGHT...than I read on and am like DAMN YOU FUCKER!

freshman 08-01-2007 09:02 PM

hmm, i even intended to type "so sorry to hear that" :) have a nice day Paul!

CaptainHowdy 08-01-2007 09:59 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha!

Paul Markham 08-01-2007 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 12854686)
how old is thew little one now?

I remember the night we went to that hungarian rest when I was in brno

I taught her "chew and show" LOL

kiss both of them for me paul and answer your icq once in a while to say HI!

She's 5 and a half and getting cuter and naughtier every day. She now translates for me in the shops. LOL

I still get night mares about that night in Brno and the evening out in Prague. :1orglaugh

Cash 08-01-2007 11:09 PM

Have you Czeched what she is doing in the summer camp? :)

fuzebox 08-01-2007 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 12852401)
I'm giving 50% off on Epassporte payments.

Is this legit or is it just part of your fake drama thread?

corvette 08-01-2007 11:31 PM

paul, im sorry to hear that, stand strong


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