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Tell everyone something interesting about yourself in this thread.
Post something that people on GFY might not know about you. It can be business related or life experience related. Large or small.
---- I once appeared on the show Blind Date. ---- Your turn. |
i was shot in the arm w/ a 9mm in an attempted car jacking.
told the guy, fuck you.. you dont have a fucking hair on your balls, you wont pull that fuckin BOOM |
I was 10 minutes away from death by the time they got me to the hospital due to a motorcycle accident.
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I'm able to see into the future
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I've got a 9 inch penis
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I went to a Christian private school :Oh crap
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i like kimchi
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Our 5 year old gave himself a haircut tonight 40 min before parent teacher confrence at school
http://www.happyreviews.com/hair21.jpg http://www.happyreviews.com/hair20.jpg :Oh crap |
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oh me? The hair on my arms is different colors. Left is brown and right is blonde. (same with my chest if I don't shave it.) |
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Cory likes me because I have soft hands
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i was in the military for 5 years. was a pig.
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oh, and i had sex with my mother's best friend probably 30 times from the age of 18 - 20 (she was 34)
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one side harry as hell, the under side soft and smooth |
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I'm moving to seattle!!
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I was in two nation wide commercials.One for Nintendo and Pert Plus.
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i sale titty
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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I am a eunich.
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sounds like a good database to have (no offense btw) |
I use to do Information Warfare research for the Pentagon, tracked down computer hackers for the FBI, was the youngest person ever to teach a class at the FBI Training Academy in Quantico, and have lectured inside of both FBI and CIA headquarters.
Now I'm GFY's token gay homosexual. Cory is my sugar daddy. All your breeder traffics are belong to WEGCash. All your gay traffics are belong to AlleyBucks. |
I see dead people
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I can multiply any number in my head, regardless of 2 digits or 25 digits. I also never lose in blackjack or texas holdem.
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I was an NYPD police officer for three years most of which was spent in a drug and gang task force in 73rd Pct. In East New York Brooklyn. I made $28K per year (which is why I left).
I am now a part-time Federal Homeland Security Agent under FEMA and a local auxiliary police officer in the event of an emergency. And i sell porn... |
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i was an architecture major before i became addicted to the internet.
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heh |
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Um, sure - but it was 18 years AGO that i last banged her - so that would make her 54 NOW! Most of my mom's friends are mid 50's - mid 60's, brotha! If you're down with the GILFS (G = Grandmas) - I'll hook you up with the digits :winkwink: BTW - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO offense taken! :thumbsup :thumbsup |
I have Tri-nationality.
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I'm an alcoholic.
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brand0n is my daddy.
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I'm addicted to GFY
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I once stuck my cock inside a jar of jalapeņo peppers.
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some people think being a pussy shooter is interesting, they are talking about making a film about me
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