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Cory W 08-15-2006 07:05 PM

Tell everyone something interesting about yourself in this thread.
 
Post something that people on GFY might not know about you. It can be business related or life experience related. Large or small.

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I once appeared on the show Blind Date.

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Your turn.

brand0n 08-15-2006 07:11 PM

i was shot in the arm w/ a 9mm in an attempted car jacking.

told the guy, fuck you.. you dont have a fucking hair on your balls, you wont pull that fuckin BOOM

Ice 08-15-2006 07:13 PM

I was 10 minutes away from death by the time they got me to the hospital due to a motorcycle accident.

blazi 08-15-2006 07:13 PM

I'm able to see into the future

dodger21 08-15-2006 07:15 PM

I've got a 9 inch penis

JD 08-15-2006 07:16 PM

I went to a Christian private school :Oh crap

Phoenix 08-15-2006 07:17 PM

i like kimchi

HAPPYPEEKERS 08-15-2006 07:20 PM

Our 5 year old gave himself a haircut tonight 40 min before parent teacher confrence at school

http://www.happyreviews.com/hair21.jpg
http://www.happyreviews.com/hair20.jpg

:Oh crap

Halcyon 08-15-2006 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers
Our 5 year old gave himself a haircut tonight 40 min before parent teacher confrence at school

:Oh crap

You just made my day. :)

oh me? The hair on my arms is different colors. Left is brown and right is blonde. (same with my chest if I don't shave it.)

brand0n 08-15-2006 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
I was 10 minutes away from death by the time they got me to the hospital due to a motorcycle accident.

lucky for you it wasent a 20 min trip...

J$tyle$ 08-15-2006 07:29 PM

Cory likes me because I have soft hands

:upsidedow

seeric 08-15-2006 07:31 PM

i was in the military for 5 years. was a pig.

J$tyle$ 08-15-2006 07:31 PM

oh, and i had sex with my mother's best friend probably 30 times from the age of 18 - 20 (she was 34)

:winkwink:

brand0n 08-15-2006 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
You just made my day. :)

oh me? The hair on my arms is different colors. Left is brown and right is blonde. (same with my chest if I don't shave it.)

ive got close to the same issue with my balls.
one side harry as hell, the under side soft and smooth

brand0n 08-15-2006 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
oh, and i had sex with my mother's best friend probably 30 times from the age of 18 - 20 (she was 34)

:winkwink:

number of friend =

GigoloJustin 08-15-2006 07:33 PM

I'm moving to seattle!!

Spunky 08-15-2006 07:33 PM

I was in two nation wide commercials.One for Nintendo and Pert Plus.

mattz 08-15-2006 07:33 PM

i sale titty

mattz 08-15-2006 07:34 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
I was in two nation wide commercials.One for Nintendo and Pert Plus.

:1orglaugh

J$tyle$ 08-15-2006 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
number of friend =

I don't understand the question?

Sly 08-15-2006 07:38 PM

I am a eunich.

brand0n 08-15-2006 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
I don't understand the question?

can i get the phone number to all your mothers friends.. both past and current..

sounds like a good database to have

(no offense btw)

BoyAlley 08-15-2006 07:39 PM

I use to do Information Warfare research for the Pentagon, tracked down computer hackers for the FBI, was the youngest person ever to teach a class at the FBI Training Academy in Quantico, and have lectured inside of both FBI and CIA headquarters.

Now I'm GFY's token gay homosexual.

Cory is my sugar daddy.

All your breeder traffics are belong to WEGCash.

All your gay traffics are belong to AlleyBucks.

baddog 08-15-2006 07:40 PM

I see dead people

Pipecrew 08-15-2006 07:42 PM

I can multiply any number in my head, regardless of 2 digits or 25 digits. I also never lose in blackjack or texas holdem.

RayVega 08-15-2006 07:43 PM

I was an NYPD police officer for three years most of which was spent in a drug and gang task force in 73rd Pct. In East New York Brooklyn. I made $28K per year (which is why I left).

I am now a part-time Federal Homeland Security Agent under FEMA and a local auxiliary police officer in the event of an emergency.

And i sell porn...

RayVega 08-15-2006 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
I can multiply any number in my head, regardless of 2 digits or 25 digits. I also never lose in blackjack or texas holdem.

35463273 X 3847464 quick quick!

sickkittens 08-15-2006 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
I was in two nation wide commercials.One for Nintendo and Pert Plus.

Nice. Are the videos online?

redfalcon 08-15-2006 07:46 PM

i was an architecture major before i became addicted to the internet.

sickkittens 08-15-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers
Our 5 year old gave himself a haircut tonight 40 min before parent teacher confrence at school

http://www.happyreviews.com/hair21.jpg
http://www.happyreviews.com/hair20.jpg

:Oh crap

Time to pull out the clippers.

brand0n 08-15-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
[COLOR="Yellow"][B] tracked down computer hackers for the FBI,

what the fuck?... yo.. um.. did you ever..see like.. "brand0n" on any lists?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega
I was an NYPD police officer for three years most of which was spent in a drug and gang task force in 73rd Pct.

double wtf...wow.. ever see.. like.. "brand0n" on any lists?

heh

BoyAlley 08-15-2006 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
what the fuck?... yo.. um.. did you ever..see like.. "brand0n" on any lists?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

J$tyle$ 08-15-2006 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
can i get the phone number to all your mothers friends.. both past and current..

sounds like a good database to have

(no offense btw)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Um, sure - but it was 18 years AGO that i last banged her - so that would make her 54 NOW!

Most of my mom's friends are mid 50's - mid 60's, brotha!

If you're down with the GILFS (G = Grandmas) - I'll hook you up with the digits :winkwink:

BTW - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO offense taken!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Damian_Maxcash 08-15-2006 07:50 PM

I have Tri-nationality.

poisson 08-15-2006 07:51 PM

I'm an alcoholic.

Sly 08-15-2006 07:52 PM

brand0n is my daddy.

OTerror 08-15-2006 07:53 PM

I'm addicted to GFY

notabook 08-15-2006 07:54 PM

I once stuck my cock inside a jar of jalapeņo peppers.

Grapesoda 08-15-2006 07:55 PM

some people think being a pussy shooter is interesting, they are talking about making a film about me

JD 08-15-2006 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GigoloJustin
I'm moving to seattle!!

ahhhhh shit! you'll be 30mins north of me :winkwink:


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