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marketsmart 11-19-2010 04:12 PM

Please Wish Me Luck - I Will Be Swimming The English Channel Tomorrow
 
or at least attempting to...

how long do you think it will take me?

i suspect at least 3 hours...

anyway, wish me luck....







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{Psycho} 11-19-2010 04:38 PM

WTF .. are u kidding

Caligari 11-19-2010 04:39 PM

I recall there is a short cut, if I can remember it I will post it here.

marketsmart 11-19-2010 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by {Psycho} (Post 17713447)
WTF .. are u kidding

no dude...

i tried this last year but i barely made it past the breakers, but back then i was smoking 12 packs of cigs a day...

this year i am in much better shape...





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GrouchyAdmin 11-19-2010 04:42 PM

Don't forget to eat plenty of beans and float on your back for half of the trip.. and if you end up shitting, it's just fishfood. :thumbsup

marketsmart 11-19-2010 04:43 PM

here's a picture a local reporter snapped of me after my attempt last year..

thats actually water in my belly.. i'm not fat like that...

the paramedics told me i swallowed at least 40 gallons of water...


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_knGYCiMc9s...ttle+Beach.jpg








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Zuzana Designs 11-19-2010 04:43 PM

I remember when you tried to do it in 06. Good luck tomorrow.

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/mse...channel/01.jpg

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/mse...channel/02.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-19-2010 04:44 PM

Good luck ol' chum (well, let's hope you don't become chum - I hope that I didn't jump the shark in saying that)... :winkwink:

I will think of you when I am surfing English channels tomorrow in search of much college football whilst consuming massive quantites of adult beverages. :drinkup

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...4195790256.jpg

ADG

marketsmart 11-19-2010 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17713465)

thanks...

you would barely recognize me now..

i lost 15 pounds, got collagen in my lips, pec and calf implants, and i stopped getting my armpit hair and eyebrows colored...

maybe we could have a spot of tea and a good shag when i swim from the bahamas to north carolina in the spring...




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TeenCat 11-19-2010 05:08 PM

hm man i have been swimming alot in my life so i wish you have luck and not so big waves :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 11-19-2010 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17713478)
thanks...

you would barely recognize me now..

i lost 15 pounds, got collagen in my lips, pec and calf implants, and i stopped getting my armpit hair and eyebrows colored...

maybe we could have a spot of tea and a good shag when i swim from the bahamas to north carolina in the spring...




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Congrats on the weight loss MS. I was hoping you were going to shave your almost always dyed hairy parts. I only like green tea if that's ok. I will give you my latitude and longitude via e-mail.

Be safe tomorrow and don't give up.

fatfoo 11-19-2010 06:27 PM

The English Channel (French: la Manche, Breton: Mor Breizh, Cornish: Mor Bretannek) is an arm of the Atlantic Ocean that separates Great Britain from northern France, and joins the North Sea to the Atlantic. It is about 560 km (350 mi) long and varies in width from 240 km (150 mi) at its widest, to only 34 km (21 mi) in the Strait of Dover. It is the smallest of the shallow seas around the continental shelf of Europe, covering an area of some 75,000 km2 (29,000 sq mi).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ishChannel.jpg

WiredGuy 11-19-2010 07:05 PM

Don't they have a bridge?
WG

DaddyHalbucks 11-19-2010 07:12 PM

Good luck Bro! Even if you only do a few miles, it will still be impressive.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-19-2010 07:37 PM

Pffft!!!

What a pussy, "swimming" the English Channel...you should at least try and jump the English Channel or do something else that hasn't been done before:



:2 cents:

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Django 11-19-2010 07:40 PM

Congrats and Good Luck

k0nr4d 11-19-2010 11:14 PM

I know the english channel doesn't exactly get much warmer but why not do this in summer?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-19-2010 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17714136)
I know the english channel doesn't exactly get much warmer but why not do this in summer?

You don't know Sir Market Smart. Aye, he is a brave lad (even if slightly off his rocker).

Actually, he's a bit like a fish when he's out of water...



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nakeddutch 11-19-2010 11:45 PM

Good Luck to ya! :thumbsup

yoeleven 11-20-2010 02:06 AM

which stroke are you doing?

CaptainWolfy 11-20-2010 02:22 AM

good luck in your quest!

DiF0r 11-20-2010 02:27 AM

good luck man :)

TheDA 11-20-2010 03:51 AM

Good luck.

You know those pec and calf implants aren't real muscle and they won't help you any right ? :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-20-2010 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yoeleven (Post 17714296)
which stroke are you doing?

When he was younger, MarketSmart was a Junior Olympic cockstroker... :jerkoff

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wild johnny 11-20-2010 07:43 AM

http://www.clavey.com/images/product...llBoatOars.jpg

Hey here is the short cut.. Laughing!!

Good Luck

AnimeFevers 11-20-2010 08:44 AM

Was this by any chance for children in need? Hope it went well.

redwhiteandblue 11-20-2010 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 17713761)
Don't they have a bridge?
WG

We were thinking of building a bridge but then we realized the French drive on the wrong side of the road so it could lead to a few accidents...

nikki99 11-20-2010 11:45 AM

good luck :)

ottopottomouse 11-20-2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 17713761)
Don't they have a bridge?
WG

Railway tunnel.

Double trouble 11-20-2010 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17713686)
The English Channel (French: la Manche, Breton: Mor Breizh, Cornish: Mor Bretannek) is an arm of the Atlantic Ocean that separates Great Britain from northern France, and joins the North Sea to the Atlantic. It is about 560 km (350 mi) long and varies in width from 240 km (150 mi) at its widest, to only 34 km (21 mi) in the Strait of Dover. It is the smallest of the shallow seas around the continental shelf of Europe, covering an area of some 75,000 km2 (29,000 sq mi).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ishChannel.jpg

Fatfoopedia :upsidedow

grumpy 11-20-2010 02:28 PM

wow. the last record is over 6 hours and you are gonna do it in three. Idiot

Agent 488 11-20-2010 02:33 PM

his roommate jim posted on twitter some disturbing news about the attempted swim. don't know i should say anything. i'll see if i can get eric to approve jim's account here so he can post. : (

DVTimes 11-20-2010 02:49 PM

hope it went well.

its soooo cold.

Konkan 11-20-2010 04:25 PM

good luck and swim fast

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-20-2010 05:08 PM

Let me know when you are leaving and I'll get my rig and follow along and keep you company - thar it is...I calls it the TITanICK (it's a babe magnet):

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...6351893983.jpg

If you want, when you're done with your swim, I can hook up my outboard and take you water skiing on the way back! :thumbsup

ADG

MrBottomTooth 11-20-2010 07:17 PM

RIP Marketsmart. I can't believe he drowned. Why didn't he have spotters?:(

CaptainHowdy 11-20-2010 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17715688)

Is that TeenCat ??

bns666 11-20-2010 08:02 PM

any update on how it went?

SleazyDream 11-20-2010 08:15 PM

i don't know if to believe this or not... some bad info in the thread there that's for sure

Agent 488 11-20-2010 08:20 PM

lots of shit on twitter about it. fucking sad.


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