The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!!!
 

This site cracks me up:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Read the main page or some of the dude's scripts, and then read the hate mail. :1orglaugh

(oops fucked up the subject - can't change it now :mad: c'mon mods, remove that dumb nbsp for me, please!)

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/seppuku.htm

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Holy fuck, this kid is 2nd in google for ninja:
http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja

His site is huge. I've been going back every few months ever since i first came across it. The hatemail is classic.

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Pretty amazing for a ten year old. Makes me wish I could make webpages when I was that young (no public Internet back then.)

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/hatemail.htm :

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I can't believe he has Jay Z's 'Big Pimpin' midi file playing in the background.

this banner should be on top of GFY

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Ninja's listen to Jay Z while training :1orglaugh

have you noticed on the news page? The 10yo kid who made this site is getting sued by a racist bitch.

She sent him an email saying "You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white."

Now she took him to court. hahaha!

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/news.htm

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Fuck he made CNN.

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html

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I love satire.

When asked about the lawsuit, 10 year old Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

I like this kid!:1orglaugh

I'm wondering if it's real about the lawsuit. I can't find him on http://www.cnn.com/US/

Maybe this is a hoax.

did you watch the video from the CNN pages ? fucking shit, it hillarious, i havent had such a good laugh in a loong time :1orglaugh

CNN would never put something that funny on their web site ROFL!

The kid is probably making this up :1orglaugh

PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

Not bad :)

"Ms. Evans is a hard working Christian mother who is just trying raise her kids right. How can she do that when you've got demented little boys filling the internet with violent lies? People believe anything if it's presented on the internet. It's a dangerous medium that must be controlled carefully" said Ms. Evans' attorney on Monday.



When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "


Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

omg the bold text. hahahahahahahah

This 10 year old kid has talent. I am more impressed by this website than the majority of things that most adults do!

Needs a better guestbook though:

http://www.theguestbook.com/vgbook/369659.gbook

These delete everything beyond the first 100 posts I think.

i just submitted his site to DMOZ (Adult/Recreation/Humor)
Hope editors list it - it sure deserves it :thumbsup

I recently visited your site by accident. Once I was there i realized that this was possibly the worst site ive ever been to in my whole human existance. I dont know if you just forgot to take your riddelin or somthing, but removing you from the net would be a service to humanity and all of posterity from here to the end of "time and space." I sugest that you go to anger managment classes. I also suggest that you stop talking about kicking dogs in the balls and "porking" hot babes(that is if being out of puberty is "braggable"). Next year when you turn 9 you should ask mommy and daddy if you can get a life for your birthday.

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I think so too!

hrm this kid has a tshirt line........

thats what you haterz get for not clicking my sig in the last month

:winkwink:

Too funny!

best ninja site ever! the frisbee suicide instructions are so funny!

1. fold frisbee in half
2. insert frisbee in mouth
3. wait
4. die

This is the future stile generation.

It's hard to believe that this site was done by a ten year old!

Fuck, it's pretty creative

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- This is so obviously not done by a 10 yr old. You guys are gullible. The page is hosted on an edu server? So this 10yr old is in college or has friends that are in college?

- The CNN pages are a hoax. That's so bloody obvious

Other than that, its fucking amazing! I totally love how he gets those "real" ninjas pissed. hahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This part from the second "cnn" article is just too good!

It just can't be real LMAO

lol.

lol, was reading this thread and waiting for this post...

Fucking-Christ people, how long have you been on the net? 17 minutes?

anyway, ninjas ARE cool.
http://www.little-gamers.com/images/ninja.gif

http://www.little-gamers.com/

I just laughed my ass off...for over an hour

really one of the funniest things in a while

Indeed! dunno who did this but it's awsome ! :1orglaugh

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There is a kid ninja that performs sometimes on Venice beach -- wow the kid is really super talented... He wears the whole outfit and totally freaks out the tourists... this kid jumps off walls, flips around people -- fucking cool shit... I hardly ever tip the performers but if you go to Venice Beach in LA, try to find the ninja.