I am giving one of my livers to my girlfriend.
 

she needs a transplant, and I decided to give her one of mine.

I will do it as an act of love for my angel.

hope you die in the process

Hopefully you are not a heavy drinker :)

That's great and I hope the transplant goes well

R.I.P Moron!!! You only have one liver and you need it. It is the kidneys you have an extra one of

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How'd you get two livers?

fuck off troll

wow

the way all the people do ?

go educate yorself.

Damn thats COLD! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It hurts when a suposed Troll points out your total stupidity!!!!

lol

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I love offal. Have you ever tasted it? It is nice with pureed potatoes

LOL...you only have one liver dumbass :1orglaugh

Looks like she is trying to kill him off!! She got a new man!! :1orglaugh

hope it wil go well the transplant ...
best of luck to you and your girlfriend :)

OP, you're my hero - every day another funny idea. Who actually got your brain? Your last gf?

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thanks :thumbsup

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And do you have any clue what continent your ONE liver is in?

your mom - she sucked it out of my dick

I sale short livers.

No. Recipes?

Thats just wrong to joke with that kind of thing... and no, it's not funny. :mad:

Dude are you serious about this? :warning

Preparation time less than 30 mins

Cooking time less than 10 mins



Ingredients
30g/1oz butter
110g/4oz oracle porn liver, chopped
55ml/2fl oz double cream
30ml/1fl oz brandy
1 tbsp fresh chives, chopped
salt
freshly ground black pepper



Method
1. Melt the butter in a small frying pan.
2. Add the liver and sauté for two minutes.
3. Add the cream and brandy and heat for a further two minutes.
4. Remove pan from heat.
5. Season and add the chives, before transferring to a plate for serving.

That's right. We'll be enjoying his liver with fava beans and a nice chiati. :thumbsup

Of course he is - as always :winkwink:

All should go well, it seems you are familiar with transplant process. I believe you have already donated one of your brains.

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i hope your j.k arounfd and not giving your fucking liver away! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHA JOKES!!! that was funny!! :1orglaugh

you only got 1 liver :)

yes. i think i'm gonna marry her too.

oh shit, that is bad lol

I did say this

http://www.hsianalyst.com/OMG.jpg

You expect me to read this whole thread? :1orglaugh

This has just started, you should have seen the other ones from OP :eyecrazy