My girlfriend is being stalked by an NFL player
 

My girlfriend lives in condos that a lot of NFL players live in. Well, the other day some 6'4" 295lb fuckbag sees her out by her condo. He grabs her cellphone and calls his phone so he'll have her number and programs his number into her phone with his name "Kenny".

During the course of "uhh..give me my phone back big black man" it becomes known that he plays for an NFL team (starter but not star).

So, being the rather undersized white guy that I am I hold back my feelings of rage in the hopes that it will all blow over. THE FUCKNUT CALLS AND LEAVES A MESSAGE WITH HER TONIGHT telling her to call him back.

She plays me the message over the phone ... that was about five minutes ago. What's the value of getting on ESPN b/c I killed an NFL player? Should I plug my sites when I'm on?

that sounds like he spent alot of time with her phone man.. eather way, dont kill the guy, you got his number, call him, tell him to back off your girl

Post the #

Post his number on some gay sites

Sell it to ESPN :Graucho

or have your girl play along and have her make him her bitch and sell that shit on a pay site

Shes probably already sucking his dick..just accept it..

If this guy is a starter, he is probably making at least 1 mil a year..

You should take that phone and throw it in the river and get her a new number... cause she will dump you in a second for that bling bling..

Id start planting video cameras and hope the guy gets famous..



Chris

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh hey pushy practice squad guy:321GFY

Post his number up here, I am sure Lil2rich will call him and sort things out. :)

DH

maybe a new niche football players hunting milf :Graucho

big guys arn't afraid of physical beating threats from smaller people. I know, I'm a big guy.

tell him you have a gun and he'll go away

post his number on a couple dalnet chat rooms

Man...this sounds really fishy.

You would think it's not the time for a professional sports star to be harrassing women like this....

I would set the odds pretty high your girl is involved with the guy.....or, about to be.

She's might just fucking with you / testing you to see how you'll react and see where her limits with you are (before hooking up with him).

Maybe hoping she can keep you strung along on the side when the inenvitable breakup with her new NFL superstar happens.


Remember, women are sneaky.
Waaaaay more so than we could ever hope to be.

:glugglug

When I said undersized, I meant compared to him..I'm not small -- 6'1" 250 but he could probably squash me. The funny thing is, I hate guns but my girlfriend has one locked and loaded so that fact will be well known should she ever talk to him again.

Her getting with the guy isn't a worry..honestly, if she wants to be with him she's always known that I'll just go find someone else.. That isn't likely to happen..she's a self-made woman..very successful so she doesn't need validation from some two-bit athlete who is bling blingin'. And if she wanted to fuck him, she would've done it already and told me about it..right before I hit the pavement on the way out of her life.

It's just the fact that he scared her with his forcefulness of grabbing her phone and getting her number..that's what pisses me off. :BangBang:

It's funny... but the FIRST result I got doing a google search for "NFL Kenny" was 6' 4", 295lb Kenny Smith from the Saints.

http://images.sportsline.com//images...x80/235158.jpg

bling bling:ak47:

That's an ugly mofo

I don't suppose you asked her why she didn't delete the number?

First question out of my mouth was "did you delete it?". She said no because if it's programmed into the phone it will show up on Caller ID when he calls so she can avoid the call..otherwise she wouldn't know it was him to screen. Sounds shady but given our history, I have no reason to believe otherwise.

Hey just be glad the guy ain't OJ! :Graucho

DH

Fucking rich bastards. I have never lost a girl to a sports star but I did lose a girl to one of the guys from Puddle of Mudd and lost another girl to a guy from Fastball. Back in highschool I had a 19 year old girlfriend that told Pat Badger (from Extreme) to go fuck himself. If I had even half a brain I would have married that girl.

Which football player is this and what team? I have tabloid sources who'd love this story.

Don't you find it kinda funny that our thread starter knew the EXACT weight and height of this guy?

My girlfriend would roast my nuts..so, no.

You wouldn't research who the dickhead is?

I looked it up to find out exactly who it was..I just knew the first name and team, not the last name. I got the info there..when you're sizing someone up it's good to know their height and weight.

So how did you know this guy's exact height and weight?

I call shennanigans.

Dude come on...if you had "looked it up," you would have posted a link like the very first one that comes up when you do a google search for NFL Kenny

http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/player...ts/2002/235158
Which would have told you his exact name, what team he plays on etc....and instead you just post ...."Kenny."
I smell bullshit.

I think you had looked it up, and just used the info for your story to make it seem real.

Nah, I think he's just been obsessing over it.... long enough to research the guy and have his intimidating height/weight/status burned into his brain :glugglug

Sorry, I don't buy it.

If he had researched it, he would have posted a link to his stats, given his full name and the team he played on.

It's not every day a NFL Starter pretty much harasses your girlfriend.

Exactly, right after I lost each girl I could have told you everything about those nippleheads that I got kicked to the curb for.

nflmilfhunters.com :Graucho

Your girl is definitely going to bang him:1orglaugh

I don't think who it is is at all relevant. I'm sure he had no intention of posting his name but the Google whores of GFY will find out everything if given even the slightest shred of personal information (like height and weight).

I hear that.


hehe

Exactly. I had no intention of posting who it was..I guess I should've averaged his stats out and used a pseudonym for his first name.

First you are a small white guy, now you are 250llbs and 6 foot 1.

You are not a small guy, you just have small balls.

Why you haven't stepped up to another man trying to fuck your girl is beyond me.

El Guapo sez... "You can buy muscles, but you can't buy cojones."

Post a pic of your GF

Leave my balls out of this.

You are just now smelling the bullshit?


It looks more like to me, that homey is wanting to suck kenny's dick but kenny's gf is in the way..

AND.....

There is no tabloid in the world that would want this story.. What is the story? Nfl player hits on chick..woohoo front page stuff!

I would be more concerned about your gf hitting on some 6'4 295lb brotha that probably has a dong the size of king kong..