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Old 01-30-2010, 07:45 AM   #1
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Scottish Man Banned From Park After Allegations He Tried To Have Sex With Tree
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Airdrie, United Kingdom (AHN) - Scottish authorities have banned a man from Central Park in Airdrie after claims he tried to have sex with a tree. According to reports he was found with his pants and underpants down by his ankles and simulating a sex act with the plant.


The alleged offense occurred in September of last year. However yesterday in a Scottish court William Shaw, 21, pleased not guilty to an act of public indecency.

Shaw has been ordered to stay away from Central Park and his due to stand trial next month. At the time of his arrest he was on bail from another legal infraction stemming back to November 2007
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Old 01-30-2010, 08:05 AM   #4
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Old 01-30-2010, 08:08 AM   #5
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Old 01-30-2010, 08:37 AM   #7
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:26 AM   #9
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Old 01-30-2010, 10:09 AM   #10
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You haters never saw that tree.
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He should have known that only dry humping trees is allowed.
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They don't have many trees in Scotland. Maybe he thought he could make some baby trees. Crazy.
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How is posible that "he TRIED to have sex with a tree," did the tree present any resistance??
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I think he might have taken the "tree's get blown down" too literally.
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