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pimpmaster9000 · 04-22-2019, 04:56 AM

it is a good cat but you should not get it angry

Busty2 · 04-22-2019, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Fucking retards, it will get put down as soon as it scratches one of them. Why do idiots who live in apartments keep pets that need acres of land to live on ?

just a punk · 04-22-2019, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Busty2

Fucking retards, it will get put down as soon as it scratches one of them. Why do idiots who live in apartments keep pets that need acres of land to live on ?

Look at his size. He's not more dangerous than a German Shepherd, a Rottweiler or a Doberman. In theory, all these animals can kill an unarmed human. So everything depends on how they were brought up.

For example, this is a Menkun:

bronco67 · 04-22-2019, 06:12 AM

I can see their future. It involves teeth, claws and possibly a lacerated esophagus.

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bronco67 · 04-22-2019, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Look at his size. He's not more dangerous than a German Shepherd, a Rottweiler or a Doberman. In theory, all these animals can kill an unarmed human. So everything depends on how they were brought up.

For example, this is a Menkun:

That's some fine looking pussy. The cat's ok too.

Busty2 · 04-22-2019, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Look at his size. He's not more dangerous than a German Shepherd, a Rottweiler or a Doberman. In theory, all these animals can kill an unarmed human. So everything depends on how they were brought up.

For example, this is a Menkun:

While i agree any of the dogs you sight are capable of killing, they have been bred to be domesticated for centuries . Where as Couger's are relatively new as pets and all of these animals need space not a pokey apartment. Just imaging the shit a Couger will deposit around the place as im sure its not potty trained ?

Rottweilers rank as one of the most ancient breeds. They accompanied the Romans through Germany, driving their cattle and guarding outposts. Many were left behind and, in the town of Rottweil in southern Germany, they became the breed we know today. Rottweilers are considered to be in the mastiff family. Rottweilers were instrumental in the development of the Doberman Pinscher much later.

just a punk · 04-22-2019, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Busty2

Couger will deposit around the place as im sure its not potty trained ?

The video says he's trained for a potty and also he knows and obeys the same commands as dogs. So I don't see any real difference between him and a Rottweiler. Perhaps he's even a bit smarter.

newB · 04-22-2019, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Look at his size. He's not more dangerous than a German Shepherd, a Rottweiler or a Doberman. In theory, all these animals can kill an unarmed human. So everything depends on how they were brought up.

For example, this is a Menkun:

Never hear of a Menkun, but I'm guessing that's your spelling for what we call a Maine Coon. Very cool cats. Tend to be large (though I think a lot of the photos are tweaked to exaggerate their size), LOVE water, and play fetch.

My parents went to high school with a guy who found a mountain lion (AKA Cougar, Puma) kitten and raised it. Apparently he would take it on dates and tell the girls they should sit close to him or it might bite. I met the guy and he told me lots of stories about the cat. Apparently it became an animal actor and was the cat that jumped over the Cougar logo in those old car commercials. He also told me it would get out and cause trouble resulting in the owner being arrested, but the cops always released him when they realized they couldn't afford to feed it.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-22-2019, 05:43 PM

My cat is just fat...and very soft...

blackmonsters · 04-22-2019, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Look at his size. He's not more dangerous than a German Shepherd, a Rottweiler or a Doberman. In theory, all these animals can kill an unarmed human. So everything depends on how they were brought up.

I'm pretty sure that cougar could easily kill all those dogs you just listed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXL_ALCRUcU

Look Chang · 04-22-2019, 08:44 PM

I'm not a fan of cougars...

jiguideveloper · 04-22-2019, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

it is a good cat but you should not get it angry

Yes, If it will be angry, we don't know what she would do

babeterminal · 04-22-2019, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

I'm not a fan of cougars...

clicking i was hoping to see some of this

we may have to ban the whole bred!!

just a punk · 04-22-2019, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I'm pretty sure that cougar could easily kill all those dogs you just listed.

A trained man with a knife can easily kill both, so what? "Can" is not the same as "will".

CaptainHowdy · 04-23-2019, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

I'm not a fan of cougars...

I'm seriously considering this sort of elderly women nowadays . . .

blackmonsters · 04-23-2019, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

A trained man with a knife can easily kill both, so what? "Can" is not the same as "will".

Well I'll just have to upgrade my knife training then.

Paul Markham · 04-23-2019, 10:13 AM

It needs a very big garden, not an animal to keep in flat.

just a punk · 04-26-2019, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

It needs a very big garden, not an animal to keep in flat.

The cougar is about 60% of the normal size, he had rickets and other diseases when he was adopted. The guy just won't survive in the wild. So the humans that adopted him are the only family he has (a pride is a very important thing for big cats).

These animals live in a strict hierarchy. I see that this particular cat fully obeys the man, who he considers a master (an alpha). He does recognize his wife as a member of the pride, but... that man is the only person he really obeys. His wife is ok for him, but she's on the same level.

just a punk · 04-30-2019, 11:16 AM

A cat get washed off after a river ride.

A river.

Do you really think he can attack his pride master? Those who say the cat must live in the wild don't understand that it's an ill animal what can't survive alone.

King Mark · 04-30-2019, 11:17 AM

Not what i was expecting

romeo22 · 04-30-2019, 11:46 AM

It looks good but can do a shitty staff in a second

just a punk · 06-25-2019, 11:46 PM

This is how the cat is being trained:

The same way as dogs and with other dogs (skip it to 7:20).

nude images · 06-26-2019, 05:58 AM

Cute looking pussy.

OneHungLo · 06-26-2019, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

it is a good cat but you should not get it angry

Wrong. They used to be nanny cats. Very safe around children

Bladewire · 06-26-2019, 06:32 AM

My grandma had a cougar that she nursed back to health and kept in a cage under the outside stairs leading up to her house. it took a long time to get the cougar nurse back to health. She'd open the cage every night at dusk and eventually the cougar started to go out and hunt and be back in the cage every morning, then she'd close the cage. She never had it as an indoor pet though and she lived out in the country letting the cougar out into its natural habitat every night.

Look at these Russians with a pet cougar!

What the fuck are you stupid Russians thinking?

just a punk · 06-26-2019, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by AIDSwire

What the fuck are you stupid Russians thinking?

Not about male's asses and AIDS, like you.

Bladewire · 06-26-2019, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAIDS

Not about male's asses and AIDS, like you.

I'm not into AIDS Boris. I'm clean.

Russia has an AIDS crisis because of ignorant old fat fucks like you.

More straight people & children have AIDS in Russia then all the Gays with AIDS in America & Europe combined.

escorpio · 06-26-2019, 08:28 AM

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I'm not into AIDS Boris. I'm clean.

just a punk · 06-26-2019, 08:33 AM

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I'm not into AIDS Boris. I'm clean.

2MuchMark · 06-26-2019, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

I'm not a fan of cougars...

If you are older than a cougar, is she still a cougar?

just a punk · 06-26-2019, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

My grandma had a cougar that she nursed back to health and kept in a cage under the outside stairs leading up to her house. it took a long time to get the cougar nurse back to health. She'd open the cage every night at dusk and eventually the cougar started to go out and hunt and be back in the cage every morning, then she'd close the cage. She never had it as an indoor pet though and she lived out in the country letting the cougar out into its natural habitat every night.

Because your grandma was a knacker. This cougar can not live in wild - he is too small (about 60% of a normal size) because of his sickness. He will die in a week outside the house. He does not need to hunt, because his owner is not your grandma and he can afford to buy 3 sorts of raw meet for his pet (the process of feeding is shown on the video). The cat has a big territory to walk and play right near his home where he spends 2-3 hours every day:

SilentKnight · 06-26-2019, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

A trained man with a knife can easily kill both, so what? "Can" is not the same as "will".

kane · 06-26-2019, 12:50 PM

1. If you keep a cougar as a pet, you are an idiot.

2. If you think it is okay to keep a cougar as a pet, you are an idiot.

RedFred · 06-26-2019, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

What the fuck are you stupid Russians thinking?

just a punk · 06-26-2019, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You will be surprised but even Siberian bears get hunted by a knife: https://outdoors.stackexchange.com/q...s-with-a-knife - it's a kind of hunting "entertainment" in Russia to save the fur.

A dog or a cougar is a much easier target for a skilled hunter with a knife. You may stick your kung fu up your ass.

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Originally Posted by kane

1. If you keep a cougar as a pet, you are an idiot.

2. If you think it is okay to keep a cougar as a pet, you are an idiot.

Why? The Africans use them in a same way as we use dogs.

kane · 06-26-2019, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Why? The Africans use them in a same way as we use dogs.

No they don't.

Anthony BongaCash · 06-30-2019, 01:12 PM

someday bad thing will happen

ikamcash · 07-01-2019, 01:26 PM

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SilentKnight · 07-01-2019, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

You will be surprised but even Siberian bears get hunted by a knife: https://outdoors.stackexchange.com/q...s-with-a-knife - it's a kind of hunting "entertainment" in Russia to save the fur.

A dog or a cougar is a much easier target for a skilled hunter with a knife. You may stick your kung fu up your ass.

Strong reaction...over a meme.

Go take a chill pill. Perhaps an enema.

just a punk · 07-13-2019, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony BongaCash

someday bad thing will happen

Will not. The cat is already over his best days - he's getting older, lazier and weaker (the peak of his activity has gone). But in any case he loves his family (it's like a pride for him) and only a blind one can's see it. I have a cat who is a good boy that will never hurt me or my wife, but he barely has about 10% intellect of that cougar...

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