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04-15-2019, 06:19 PM | #1 |
King Dingaling
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Another One Threatens To Destroy Everyone & Bring Terror With His Army of Turtles
On seven occasions last weekend, a phone call was made to the police about a man disturbing the peace at Orlando-area Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Cafe and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies locations. The man allegedly threatened to destroy everyone with his very own army of turtles. |
04-15-2019, 07:01 PM | #2 |
in a van by the river
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He must have Mitch McConnell on his side...
Ahhhhhh fucking hell FL man has now invaded brevard county. Years of gerrymandering has had it to toll the state is a lost cause too many fucking inbred idiots.. |
04-15-2019, 07:40 PM | #3 |
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Florida is by far the weirdest place I've ever been. Prettiest too, but the weird outshines that.
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04-15-2019, 08:24 PM | #4 |
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Na. Florida is no different than anywhere else when it comes to it's people. Nothing more then a media created thing. Pretty? Na. I live here. I like the weather. Don't get me wrong there are some nice places here, but as a whole, I wouldn't describe it as pretty.
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04-15-2019, 09:06 PM | #5 | |
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Coming from NYC, Florida is a wierd tropical paradise. |
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04-15-2019, 09:18 PM | #6 |
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Another day and another Trump supporter in jail! When will trump supporters learn they are not above the law? :D
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04-15-2019, 10:46 PM | #7 |
So Fucking Banned
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Florida Man strikes again
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04-16-2019, 01:12 AM | #8 |
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the turtle army is coming! you are doooooooomed!
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