According to study, you can become immortal if you stop eating french fries - GoFuckYourself.com

sarettah · 12-04-2018, 08:09 PM

That's some good news. I was not aware that there was actually a way to avoid death but according to this article in the Post you can, simply by not eating fried potato things.

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"A study published last year in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition found that those who ate fried potatoes two to three times a week were at a higher risk of mortality than those who ate their potatoes in other ways."

So, by what that says, if you eat a lot of fried potato products on a regular basis then you are more likely to die than if you don't. So cool!

https://nypost.com/2018/12/04/eat-mo...e-expert-says/

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King Mark · 12-04-2018, 11:00 PM

"from obesity, diabetes and heart disease" -rest of the article

Nothingburger

onwebcam · 12-04-2018, 11:04 PM

Yet you think these people can predict the end of the World.

JesseQuinn · 12-05-2018, 12:09 AM

pretty sure we all have a 100% guarantee of mortality at some point but this is why I smoke whilst peeps eat french fries. it's the healthy choice

sarettah · 12-05-2018, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

"from obesity, diabetes and heart disease" -rest of the article

Nothingburger

But, it does not say that in the article. It says that fried potatoes have been linked to those 3 things but then the article states that you have a higher risk of mortality without any qualifiers.

Higher risk of mortality means you are more likely to die with the logical inference being that if you do not eat Fried potato products you are less likely to die.

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sarettah · 12-05-2018, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Yet you think these people can predict the end of the World.

Poorly written paragraph. Blame the writer, not the science.

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sarettah · 12-05-2018, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

pretty sure we all have a 100% guarantee of mortality at some point

I thought so too, until I read the article ;p

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JesseQuinn · 12-05-2018, 01:39 AM

so stop eating fried food (if you ever did) and start smoking instead

cast off the evils of fried potatoes in favor of sweet, sweet nicotine. the toluene makes it extra tasty

but fuck, then we'll never get to party in hell excluding those who would just choose bad music anyway

I may need to rethink this

JuicyBunny · 12-05-2018, 02:01 AM

I think they are just saying that eating fried foods speeds up individual mortality. It's a commonly used term among academics and scientists I think.

JuicyBunny · 12-05-2018, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

so stop eating fried food (if you ever did) and start smoking instead

cast off the evils of fried potatoes in favor of sweet, sweet nicotine. the toluene makes it extra tasty

but fuck, then we'll never get to party in hell excluding those who would just choose bad music anyway

I may need to rethink this

You almost make cigs sound enticing. ;)

Klen · 12-05-2018, 02:25 AM

Anything fried is bad, but i think it's fine to eat it no more then once weekly.

CaptainHowdy · 12-05-2018, 02:28 AM

Life kills . . .

Christina BongaCash · 12-05-2018, 08:08 AM

Oh no, french fries is my fav one

brassmonkey · 12-05-2018, 08:25 AM

not rocket science... look at your salad dressing next go around. oil and water don't mix

JesseQuinn · 12-05-2018, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JuicyBunny

You almost make cigs sound enticing. ;)

sarettah · 12-05-2018, 02:11 PM

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JesseQuinn · 12-05-2018, 03:47 PM

^^^listen, ending up with a voice that sounds like an emphysemic cat coughing up a hairball is sexy mkay?

Brian mike · 12-08-2018, 04:23 AM

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That's some good news. I was not aware that there was actually a way to avoid DRAMA but according to this simply minded your business always the best option if you cannot handle the HEAT your created.

Your PM i open this morning was a little Disturbing. GO get help man.....

JuicyBunny · 12-08-2018, 04:40 AM

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