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just a punk · 10-11-2018, 02:43 AM

Like this, but not like it was with Challenger and Colombia. Accidents can happen anywhere, but the lifesaver systems must be ready.

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 04:33 AM

BaldBastard · 10-11-2018, 04:47 AM

Yep Clap Clap…

But it's still a fucking FAIL

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Yep Clap Clap…

But it's still a fucking FAIL

No, it's not a fail at all. Fail is when people die. This is just a technical incident. You know that everybody gets to the outer space with Russian rockets ONLY. Sometimes shit happens. But once again: the people are safe and alive. If it was the US shuttle, both were dead already. This is why Americans use Russian rockets instead their own ones.

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 05:16 AM

Ruski piece of shit.

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 05:18 AM

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Ruski piece of shit.

Because Russian technologies have saved a life of an American guy? I see you love the US people a lot

P.S. Sure you are not a North Korean spy? You sound like a real US hater.

pimpmaster9000 · 10-11-2018, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Ruski piece of shit.

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 05:22 AM

I wasn't referring to the rocket dumbfucks.

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 05:24 AM

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I wasn't referring to the rocket dumbfucks.

So the US astronaut who was saved by Russian technologies was a dumbfuck? Coooooooool

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 05:25 AM

Dance ruski piece of shit

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 05:29 AM

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Dance ruski piece of shit

Dude, you are definitely hate America. In this news thread I said there was an incident (a very serious one) in cosmos and Russian technologies have saved a life of the US astronaut. For some unknown reason it made you totally mad. I guess you wanted him to die, right? You already prepared a post like "Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!" No, don't even dream about it, monkey.

2MuchMark · 10-11-2018, 08:49 AM

Here's a good overview of the events.

It's amazing that the safety system worked. Congrats to the engineers and glad to know the astronaut and cosmonaut are safe.

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 09:02 AM

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Dude, you are definitely hate America. In this news thread I said there was an incident (a very serious one) in cosmos and Russian technologies have saved a life of the US astronaut. For some unknown reason it made you totally mad. I guess you wanted him to die, right? You already prepared a post like "Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!" No, don't even dream about it, monkey.

no ruski piece of shit. you are ruski piece of shit because you can't just post the fact that ruski rocket failed, you have to weaponize the shuttle tragedies and use them as insults as well.

that's what ruski piece of shit does. and it's obvious you're trying to get in front of the story that ruski rocket failed, which you can't even admit. like ruski piece of shit you are.

i'm not sad ruski life span is shortened 15 years due to ruski vodka and healthcare.

PR_Glen · 10-11-2018, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

No, it's not a fail at all. Fail is when people die. This is just a technical incident. You know that everybody gets to the outer space with Russian rockets ONLY. Sometimes shit happens. But once again: the people are safe and alive. If it was the US shuttle, both were dead already. This is why Americans use Russian rockets instead their own ones.

Yes, yes, Russia has had zero deaths in their perfect space history...

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 09:22 AM

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Yes, yes, Russia has had zero deaths in their perfect space history...

Related with rocket lunches? Yes, zero.

One man has died because of the parachute failure (during landing). Yet 3 other also died in the capsule during the landing because of the demagnetization. That's all. Nobody has died in the Russian (soviet) rocket like it was with Challenger. I know about only two incidents (including the today's one). In both cases the cosmonauts were catapulted and survived.

We lost 4 cosmonauts (including 3 at once) and all of them during the landing. Nobody was killed during the start of the rocket.

BTW what's about the Canadian stats? How many rockets with people you have launched into the outer space?

RedFred · 10-11-2018, 09:22 AM

The jealousy of America from Russians is so apparent a 5 year old could see it. No wonder they put so much effort in fucking with our elections.

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

no ruski piece of shit. you are ruski piece of shit because you can't just post the fact that ruski rocket failed

My dear Ukrainian-American friend, I know you wanted the US astronaut to be dead, so you can say: "ha-ha, your rockets shit", but he is alive and he is alive because Russian rockets rock

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The jealousy of America from Russians is so apparent a 5 year old could see it. No wonder they put so much effort in fucking with our elections.

Clown 33% of your shuttles (not your actually but designed by Nazis) have blown up and killed their crews. Is it a reason for a jealousy? Don't you understand why the USA can rely on Russian space technologies only? Идиот блять.

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Here's a good overview of the events.

It's amazing that the safety system worked. Congrats to the engineers and glad to know the astronaut and cosmonaut are safe.

Nothing amazing here. It's a 2nd case in history and in both cases the system has worked as it should. People are safe and everything else doesn't matter. There will be a new rocket - not a problem.

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 09:36 AM

total piece of shit ruski

RedFred · 10-11-2018, 09:40 AM

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Clown 33% of your shuttles (not your actually but designed by Nazis) have blown up and killed their crews. Is it a reason for jealousy? Идиот блять.

Nobody knows how many Russian cosmonauts have died. Your govt would either lie about it or they would be to drunk to report it.

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Nobody knows how many Russian cosmonauts have died.

Go to wikipedia, moron. Maybe at least one American has died? We send your little friends to outer space like a conveyor. Why no reports about their deaths? Are you too drunk to be unable to discover missing of an astronaut? Man, you should really quite with meth...

Shit happens, but the lifesaver systems have to work.

RedFred · 10-11-2018, 09:49 AM

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Go to wikipedia, moron.

Are you too drunk to comprehend a full sentence in English?

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Your govt would either lie about it or they would be to drunk to report it.

Bladewire · 10-11-2018, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Yep Clap Clap…

But it's still a fucking FAIL

He's trying to get ahead of the curve of me making a thread about the Russian rockets that failed yesterday and our astronauts, and theirs, had to eject from the craft before being blown up.

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Are you too drunk to comprehend a full sentence in English?

Seems you are under meth, because I did write it properly.

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He's trying to get ahead of the curve of me making a thread about the Russian rockets that failed yesterday and our astronauts, and theirs, had to eject from the craft before being blown up.

Yes. Exactly. They had to eject because there was such an ability. In the US-made rockets they will be dead by now. Only an idiot can deny this fact.

Bladewire · 10-11-2018, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Like this, but not like it was with Challenger and Colombia. Accidents can happen anywhere, but the lifesaver systems must be ready.

So you're comparing our rocket failures from 32 years ago to your rocket failure yesterday.

You failed. You have a crappy president, dirty hospitals, trash in your street, AIDS epidemic and rockets that blow up on their way to space.

Our rockets go-to space, deliver satellites, then land back on Earth. We've learned from our mistakes 15 & 32 years ago, unlike Russia.

RedFred · 10-11-2018, 09:57 AM

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Aidswire

So you're comparing our rocket failures from 32 years ago to your rocket failure yesterday.

You failed. You have a crappy president, dirty hospitals, trash in your street, AIDS epidemic and rockets that blow up on their way to space.

Our rockets go-to space, deliver satellites, then land back on Earth. We've learned from our mistakes 15 & 32 years ago, unlike Russia.

How many people were delivered to the orbit with that clown shit? As about the AIDS, so you have it, not me

Bladewire · 10-11-2018, 10:08 AM

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How many people were delivered to the orbit with that clown shit? As about the AIDS, so you have it, not me

I have no diseases. Your strange fantasy of giving me your AIDS is disturbing.

We don't need to deliver people into orbit with our tech. We like Russia wasting their money & resources using decades old tech. You haven't realized that's what we're doing yet? Dopey Ruskie

Two steps behind as usual.

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

So you're comparing our rocket failures from 32 years ago to your rocket failure yesterday.

You failed. You have a crappy president, dirty hospitals, trash in your street, AIDS epidemic and rockets that blow up on their way to space.

Our rockets go-to space, deliver satellites, then land back on Earth. We've learned from our mistakes 15 & 32 years ago, unlike Russia.

Exfuckingactly.

Worse, he's comparing shuttles to rockets just so he can try and insult Americans about the shuttle tragedies. Moreover, what's the point in doing so?

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 10:12 AM

OoOoOoo ruskie got US good rubbing it in about astronauts dying.

Huh? What kind of piece of shit ruski comes to an American board and posts that?

Bladewire · 10-11-2018, 10:14 AM

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Exfuckingactly.

Worse, he's comparing shuttles to rockets just so he can try and insult Americans about the shuttle tragedies. Moreover, what's the point in doing so?

Russia is in a very bad place socially & economically because of Putin's greed & narcissism. Protestors are being jailed. Journalists are being killed. It's dark times for Russian people.

I say this in all honesty, I feel bad for the Russian people. I've never met a Russian in person that I didn't like I've done a lot of business with Russians and never got screwed over what is good business.

CyberSEO is just trying to feel good during a very dark time in Russian history and part of that is making a possitive out of their spacecraft failure "at least nobody died". Poor little fella

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Aidswire

I have no diseases.

You have and we know it ;)

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 10:18 AM

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Russia is in a very bad place socially & economically because of Putin's greed & narcissism.

I say this in all honesty, I feel bad for the Russian people. I've never met a Russian in person that I didn't like I've done a lot of business with Russians and never got screwed over what is good business.

CyberSEO is just trying to feel good during a very dark time in Russian history and part of that is making a possitive out of their spacecraft failure "at least nobody died". Poor little fella

You're a better person about it than me I guess. I initially had some sympathy for the guy but soon realized he's too mean-spirited for that.

Bladewire · 10-11-2018, 10:29 AM

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You're a better person about it than me I guess. I initially had some sympathy for the guy but soon realized he's too mean-spirited for that.

I just think of it as where he lives, how he's forced to live, how old he is with almost no options in life, how he's failed the dreams he had for what life he wanted to give his kids. He has to go real low to feed his ego, that means his self esteem is real low. He's nearing the end of the Russian male life expectancy (they die 10 years earlier than American males). I pitty him

Constant Phil · 10-11-2018, 11:43 AM

The new abort system on NASA's Orion Rocket is pretty impressive. I got to see both the rocket and safety system up close and personal at Cape Canaveral a few months ago.

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/nasa-mo...nch-abort-test

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Constant Phil

The new abort system on NASA's Orion Rocket is pretty impressive. I got to see both the rocket and safety system up close and personal at Cape Canaveral a few months ago.

Ok, but will it work in the real life? I mean the safety system (the Russian one did it job right today). Challenger and Colombia had no hope for the crews to survive.

DraX · 10-11-2018, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

The jealousy of America from Russians is so apparent a 5 year old could see it. No wonder they put so much effort in fucking with our elections.

Still in full meltdown since the election result revealed Trump will be President.

2MuchMark · 10-11-2018, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Nothing amazing here. It's a 2nd case in history and in both cases the system has worked as it should. People are safe and everything else doesn't matter. There will be a new rocket - not a problem.

Of course its amazing. 2 people from 2 countries that are on less than friendly terms, risked their lives to go to ISS, suffered a failure of their engines just as they are getting into space, and are saved from death by a well engineered safety system. They probably did their best and remained professional and focused during the event too, and shook hands once they realized they were not dead.

Come on. That's amazing. Even though that this is exactly how it should be, it's still amazing.

2MuchMark · 10-11-2018, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Constant Phil

The new abort system on NASA's Orion Rocket is pretty impressive. I got to see both the rocket and safety system up close and personal at Cape Canaveral a few months ago.

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/nasa-mo...nch-abort-test

Can you tell me which tour this was on? I have been to Nasa twice. The first time I took a short tour which was about an hour long, and the last time I was there I took a 4 hour tour which was freaking interesting as hell. I want to go back again next spring and would love to see something like what you saw up close and personal too. Do you know the name of the tour or the package?

just a punk · 10-11-2018, 12:11 PM

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Come on. That's amazing. Even though that this is exactly how it should be, it's still amazing.

Sorry but I can't agree. As I said above it's a second time of the rocket failure. The first time was in 70's. The capsule with cosmonauts was ejected right from the launch pad because the rocket starts burning. Today the system has worked almost in the outer space. It is really designed very well so you can rely on it.

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 12:38 PM

ruski piece of shit liar

Russian Space Station Cargo Ship Crashes in Failed Rocket Launch

https://www.space.com/12715-russia-r...ship-lost.html

Constant Phil · 10-11-2018, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Can you tell me which tour this was on? I have been to Nasa twice. The first time I took a short tour which was about an hour long, and the last time I was there I took a 4 hour tour which was freaking interesting as hell. I want to go back again next spring and would love to see something like what you saw up close and personal too. Do you know the name of the tour or the package?

It was the Kennedy Space Center tour...about 4 hours. Private and completely segregated from the cattle like herding of the free tours. We were on a bus with maybe 20-30 people.

There is also a Cape Canaveral Tour but thats more about the history/launch pad visiting/older buildings, etc. Still very cool but we wanted the new stuff! Amazing trip I cant wait to go back.

This is a photo of the saftey system/nose cone of the Orion. The rocket was still being assembled in the Kennedy building

just a punk · 10-12-2018, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

ruski piece of shit liar

Russian Space Station Cargo Ship Crashes in Failed Rocket Launch

https://www.space.com/12715-russia-r...ship-lost.html

How many people died? Zero, as usually? Oh yes it was not Colombia or Challenger...

Clown, that was a cargo rocket. It doesn't has people on board and course it has no lifesaver systems. The unmanned satellites can be launched to the orbit even with (guess what?) ballistic rockets from cars. Because it's Russia, babe.

Yes, it's a commercial satellite (less than 1 minute for all). Just try to glue these phrases in your stupid american head: a car, a launch pad, an ICBM that can deliver a commercial satellite to the Earth's orbit (it may deliver a nuke, of course to every city on Earth).

You must be real stupid to underestimate Russian rocket technologies. They are the best in the world.

astronaut x · 10-12-2018, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

No, it's not a fail at all. Fail is when people die. This is just a technical incident. You know that everybody gets to the outer space with Russian rockets ONLY. Sometimes shit happens. But once again: the people are safe and alive. If it was the US shuttle, both were dead already. This is why Americans use Russian rockets instead their own ones.

hmm... did the rocket make it to space?

No?

FAIL

I tried looking up this launch but couldn't find it due to too many results of failures.

just a punk · 10-12-2018, 02:24 AM

No it doesn't. But the crew is alive. Next rocket will send them to the space station. No problem at all. This is not a car driving. This is a rocket technology and course there are incidents. The main thing there that the crew is safe.

astronaut x · 10-12-2018, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

How many people died? Zero, as usually? Oh yes it was not Colombia or Challenger...

Clown, that was a cargo rocket. It doesn't has people on board and course it has no lifesaver systems. The unmanned satellites can be launched to the orbit even with (guess what?) ballistic rockets from cars. Because it's Russia, babe.

Yes, it's a commercial satellite (less than 1 minute for all). Just try to glue these phrases in your stupid american head: a car, a launch pad, an ICBM that can deliver a commercial satellite to the Earth's orbit (it may deliver a nuke, of course to every city on Earth).

You must be real stupid to underestimate Russian rocket technologies. They are the best in the world.

Your astronauts are pussies and want to live while on earth. Our astronauts go out like warriors and live forever!!

just a punk · 10-12-2018, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

Your astronauts are pussies and want to live while on earth. Our astronauts go out like warriors and live forever!!

Allahu Akbar!

dyna mo · 10-12-2018, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

As I said above it's a second time of the rocket failure.

lying piece of shit ruski.

Bladewire · 10-12-2018, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

No it doesn't. But the crew is alive. Next rocket will send them to the space station. No problem at all. This is not a car driving. This is a rocket technology and course there are incidents. The main thing there that the crew is safe.

just a punk · 10-12-2018, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Aidswire

So the American astronaut is "dead". Should I put here a requiem?

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lying piece of shit ruski.

dyna mo · 10-12-2018, 09:19 AM

it's not a rocket failure if nobody dies!

jtfc fucking ruskis.

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,342	This is how rocket systems should work in emergency situations Like this, but not like it was with Challenger and Colombia. Accidents can happen anywhere, but the lifesaver systems must be ready. __________________ Obey the Cowgod

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 45,747	Here's a good overview of the events. It's amazing that the safety system worked. Congrats to the engineers and glad to know the astronaut and cosmonaut are safe. __________________ VideoChat Solutions \| Custom Software \| IT Support https://www.2much.net \| https://www.lcntech.com

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Constant Phil Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 270	The new abort system on NASA's Orion Rocket is pretty impressive. I got to see both the rocket and safety system up close and personal at Cape Canaveral a few months ago. https://www.nasa.gov/feature/nasa-mo...nch-abort-test __________________ [email protected]

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,342	No it doesn't. But the crew is alive. Next rocket will send them to the space station. No problem at all. This is not a car driving. This is a rocket technology and course there are incidents. The main thing there that the crew is safe. __________________ Obey the Cowgod

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BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 14,477	Yep Clap Clap… But it's still a fucking FAIL

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	Ruski piece of shit.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	I wasn't referring to the rocket dumbfucks.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	Dance ruski piece of shit

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RedFred Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2016 Posts: 9,782	The jealousy of America from Russians is so apparent a 5 year old could see it. No wonder they put so much effort in fucking with our elections.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	total piece of shit ruski

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	OoOoOoo ruskie got US good rubbing it in about astronauts dying. Huh? What kind of piece of shit ruski comes to an American board and posts that?

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	ruski piece of shit liar Russian Space Station Cargo Ship Crashes in Failed Rocket Launch https://www.space.com/12715-russia-r...ship-lost.html

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	it's not a rocket failure if nobody dies! jtfc fucking ruskis.