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Old 09-16-2018, 08:44 PM   #1
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How to survive a free falling elevator...

I'm sure the thought has crossed your mind at least once...

How exactly do you survive an elevator that's free falling? Here are some ideas
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Old 09-17-2018, 08:34 AM   #2
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I wish that would happen to me. It would be the perfect opperpoonity to shit myself legitimately before rescue personnel appear.

"Don't worry sir", they would say, as the smell and sight of my soiled pants greeted them... "Not to worry, that's perfectly understandable"...

Hah hah ! The joke would be on them, as I would have already soiled myself well before entering the elevator to begin with
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Old 09-17-2018, 08:58 AM   #3
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conclusion: always take a self-inflating dinghy to the elevator with yourself
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Old 09-17-2018, 11:51 AM   #4
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they forgot to mention that most, if not all, shafts have emergency brakes to stop freefalls.
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Old 09-17-2018, 12:32 PM   #5
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Old 09-17-2018, 12:53 PM   #6
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they forgot to mention that most, if not all, shafts have emergency brakes to stop freefalls.
Good to know!
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Old 09-17-2018, 12:57 PM   #7
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Old 09-17-2018, 01:05 PM   #8
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In the end, they said the best way to survive is to take the stairs. So from now on, I'll take the elevator the 1st 10 floors then take the stairs haha.
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Old 09-18-2018, 05:29 AM   #9
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they forgot to mention that most, if not all, shafts have emergency brakes to stop freefalls.
Seriously???
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:43 PM   #10
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Cable breaks, emergency safety clamps failed.. 60th floor? = crushed motherfucker
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lay flat on ground prepare to die
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Old 09-18-2018, 08:18 PM   #12
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Talk about a MOMENT OF TRUTH....
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Old 09-18-2018, 11:55 PM   #13
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but where do the women go? And do they hate women that much that they only do it to women?
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And do they hate women that much that they only do it to women?
They only use women, because all the upskirt shots taken from below, appear on a different site altogether
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WTF? What a cruel joke to play on someone.
its all fun and games until someone like me or currentlysober comes in and shits/piss their pants.
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Old 09-19-2018, 07:34 AM   #18
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Seriously???
the real question is how can you not know this?

I've fallen about 4 floors in an elevator, breaks kicked in. Was pretty scary but it was technically our fault so didn't stick around to ask questions.
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Old 09-20-2018, 05:32 AM   #19
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WTF? What a cruel joke to play on someone.
Yeah, that is pretty fucked up, even as far as Japanese pranking shows go. Those faces are people who thought they were about to die.
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