Albanians send Serbia to pack suitcase! Get out loosers! - GoFuckYourself.com

John_Galbani · 06-22-2018, 12:57 PM

Eat shit!

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2018, 01:01 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Albanians!

AHahahahahahaaaa!

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2018, 01:04 PM

What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2018, 01:08 PM

Hello Albanian!

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2018, 01:11 PM

Albania!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2018, 01:15 PM

Albanian sitting in Albania, being an Albanian and doing Albanian things...

*Dies laughing

dyna mo · 06-22-2018, 01:16 PM

thread hit a serb nerve.

nice.

xClips Jim · 06-22-2018, 01:22 PM

ghjghj · 06-22-2018, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Quiet looser

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2018, 01:29 PM

In Albania they have this woman turning in to a dude thing that is not linked to sexuality or how the woman feels...they never marry but just pretend to be dudes...they act like dudes and try to look like dudes but it's not a tranny situation...you can Google it LOL...

Anyway Albanian are nice people I can always get a brick of weed or Afghan heroin from them...there are villages in Albania that grow only weed...tourism is picking up and I would recommend Albania to anybody...dirt cheap and nice beaches...and lots of funny albanianss ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Fun 24/7...

Unlimited · 06-22-2018, 01:29 PM

albania plays world cup? lol in your dreams

LANMI · 06-22-2018, 01:39 PM

who saw albanian tonight .. maybe in dreams like a man says.. unreal dreams ..
Go Serbia!!

RedFred · 06-22-2018, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ghjghj

Quiet looser

Things are usually louder when they are looser you uneducated loser.

ghjghj · 06-22-2018, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RedFred

Things are usually louder when they are looser you uneducated loser.

lol, eat shit

Nitzer Ebb · 06-22-2018, 03:01 PM

LOL. He really hit Serb homo's nerve

PS: I can see Serbian ultras ripping their nipple rings out and blaming it on NATO.

Well done Swiss Albanians. Well done!

pimpmaster9000 · 06-22-2018, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb

LOL. He really hit Serb homo's nerve

PS: I can see Serbian ultras ripping their nipple rings out and blaming it on NATO.

Well done Swiss Albanians. Well done!

Why do soldiers of Odin look like chubby lesbians with beards?

Nitzer Ebb · 06-22-2018, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Why do soldiers of Odin look like chubby lesbians with beards?

Just because you mother had beard, doesn't bean every person with one is a dyke.

brassmonkey · 06-22-2018, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Nitzer Ebb · 06-22-2018, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

In case you didn't get it. Albanians are ghetto of Europe. They are the nigz. Serbs are one step above it. Nigz who know the father's name.

oppoten · 06-22-2018, 11:25 PM

Not having them as white, sorry. I literally had 'Remove Kebab' playing in my head for the whole game.

I know that Switzerland is international, but they should field some actual Swiss players.

pimpmaster9000 · 06-23-2018, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb

In case you didn't get it. Albanians are ghetto of Europe. They are the nigz. Serbs are one step above it. Nigz who know the father's name.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 06-23-2018, 01:01 AM

I didn’t know Albainians/Siprari have internet nowadays. Slowly getting out of your shtholes, eh?

Stop stealing wi fi from neighbours!

pimpmaster9000 · 06-23-2018, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing

I didn’t know Albainians/Siprari have internet nowadays. Slowly getting out of your shtholes, eh?

Stop stealing wi fi from neighbours!

in albalnia you write a letter to your cousin in europe to access the internet, then the cousin goes online and post and then he writes you a letter when somebody replies to your post

to my never ending amusement they want to make a "great albania"...this is what OP-s symbol in post #1 means...it makes me tear up from laughter

just a punk · 06-23-2018, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by John_Galbani

Eat shit!

At least you have a good football team

klinton · 06-23-2018, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Anyway Albanian are nice people I can always get a brick of weed or Afghan heroin from them...there are villages in Albania that grow only weed...tourism is picking up and I would recommend Albania to anybody...dirt cheap and nice beaches...and lots of funny albanianss ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Fun 24/7...

lived in Albania for few good months, great country, one of the best (if not the best) from Balkans

best food ever

pimpmaster9000 · 06-23-2018, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

lived in Albania for few good months, great country, one of the best (if not the best) from Balkans

best food ever

did you laugh 24/7?

femdomdestiny · 06-23-2018, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing

I didn’t know Albainians/Siprari have internet nowadays. Slowly getting out of your shtholes, eh?

Stop stealing wifi from neighbours!

That was my first thought long ago then I've noticed he is periodically coming online to provoke and talk shit. I guess it is a result of a thrill once they manage to connect online. I am saying connect because they are probably still on dial-up.

Still, we shouldn't be angry with them and need to show some understanding. Imagine how hard is to get optics, cable or whatever into these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

Not sure what happened there, not watching football but if Switzerland let Albanians play for them, then they are fucked much more than I've thought.

Nitzer Ebb · 06-23-2018, 02:39 AM

Albanians and Serbs are in the same shit bucket.
Thank god we don't have much of that filth here but here is what I learned from living in Belgium.
Albanians: Drugs. Launder money through restaurants they bought. Child trafficking and prostitution
Serbs: Car jacking. Petty theft. Street hustlers and small time pimps.

Is there final solution for those?

pimpmaster9000 · 06-23-2018, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb

Albanians and Serbs are in the same shit bucket.
Thank god we don't have much of that filth here but here is what I learned from living in Belgium.
Albanians: Drugs. Launder money through restaurants they bought. Child trafficking and prostitution
Serbs: Car jacking. Petty theft. Street hustlers and small time pimps.

Is there final solution for those?

soldiers of odin: soft skinned chubby lesbians with beards

Nitzer Ebb · 06-23-2018, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

but if Switzerland let Albanians play for them, then they are fucked much more than I've thought.

From what I can tell they were born in Switzerland and just wanted to push your sorry ass buttons. Looks like it worked. Take a look at first 5 replies in this topic.

Swiss aren't hurting.

Nitzer Ebb · 06-23-2018, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

soldiers of odin: soft skinned chubby lesbians with beards

Or мајка you thought was your daddy.

femdomdestiny · 06-23-2018, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb

From what I can tell they were born in Switzerland and just wanted to push your sorry ass buttons. Looks like it worked. Take a look at first 5 replies in this topic.

Swiss aren't hurting.

From what you are writing here, I could tell that your people are ignorant, superficial and uneducated. Luckily, you are an extreme example so it won't influence my opinion especially because I am having a direct contact with people living there.

Most of your statements would require an elaborate and a lesson but that would be a time waste for someone with your intellectual capability and reasoning.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 06-23-2018, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

That was my first thought long ago then I've noticed he is periodically coming online to provoke and talk shit. I guess it is a result of a thrill once they manage to connect online. I am saying connect because they are probably still on dial-up.

Still, we shouldn't be angry with them and need to show some understanding. Imagine how hard is to get optics, cable or whatever into these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

Not sure what happened there, not watching football but if Switzerland let Albanians play for them, then they are fucked much more than I've thought.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 06-23-2018, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

lived in Albania for few good months, great country, one of the best (if not the best) from Balkans

best food ever

This is one of the best jokes I've ever heard

pimpmaster9000 · 06-23-2018, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing

This is one of the best jokes I've ever heard

Everybody who has been to Albania says it's nice...it's kinda 19th century but they have nice beaches and it's cheap as fuck...albanianss are nice and there's cheap weed...you can buy a brick of weed...or black tar...

wehateporn · 06-23-2018, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Everybody who has been to Albania says it's nice...it's kinda 19th century but they have nice beaches and it's cheap as fuck...albanianss are nice and there's cheap weed...you can buy a brick of weed...or black tar...

Is it safe?

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 06-23-2018, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Is it safe?

Yes, it is, almost as safe as having unprotected sex with Ethiopian tranny

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 06-23-2018, 04:36 AM

Albanians dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuktEmhLKI

pimpmaster9000 · 06-23-2018, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Is it safe?

Yes...tourism is picking up...

celandina · 06-23-2018, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Yes...tourism is picking up...

Tirana tourist guides...

klinton · 06-23-2018, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

.it's kinda 19th century

to be honest, IMO is the fastest developing nation/ country in Balkans these days.
As for the rest what you wrote - yes, it's kind of true. Add to that - very friendly, warm and hospitable people (truly hospitable), amazing scenery, and the factor of exoticness.

The only influence of the islamic culture (which most of them are not, they just dont care about religion) is the fact that its kind of hard to pick up the girls there. heh.
I saw maybe 10-20 ladies in Burqas in Albania, walking the streets of Amsterdam or Brussels I see 1000s of them....

btw, from Balkans I also like Montenegro (kind of...) and country named Bosnia & Herzegovina.

klinton · 06-23-2018, 10:25 AM

so many people in this topic know shit and yet they talk.
keep it coming

klinton · 06-23-2018, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

did you laugh 24/7?

I always laugh 24/7. To be honest, average Serb is more frustrated than average Albanian, IMO. At least saying that from the people I met and spoke with. and from what I saw here and there.

It's not like Albanians are more funny than other Balkan nations actually. Or people in general

ANAL PASTE · 06-23-2018, 11:17 AM

Big techno music fest in here - "Butthurt in Serbia".

pimpmaster9000 · 06-24-2018, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE

Big techno music fest in here - "Butthurt in Serbia".

I do not even watch football I had no idea what he was talking about

Grapesoda · 06-24-2018, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Albanian sitting in Albania, being an Albanian and doing Albanian things...

*Dies laughing

hey come visit!! meet me at the corner of walk and don't walk.. in NY city

ilnjscb · 06-24-2018, 08:53 AM

Wow "5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre" <- whatever the fuck that means, lets get it into real measurements:

Kilometre = Kilometer
Sq. Kilometer = .39 Sq Miles

Therefore 5.7 bunkers for every .39 miles or 5.7 / .39 bunkers per Sq Mile
yielding:

14.6 bunkers per square mile.

pimpmaster9000 · 06-24-2018, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Wow "5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre" <- whatever the fuck that means, lets get it into real measurements:

Kilometre = Kilometer
Sq. Kilometer = .39 Sq Miles

Therefore 5.7 bunkers for every .39 miles or 5.7 / .39 bunkers per Sq Mile
yielding:

14.6 bunkers per square mile.

This is because Albania was paranoid about being invaded by Yugoslavia...they built 100.000s of them...some legend in the yugo government, probably Tito, decided to stoke them that he was going to invade their medieval asses...you have no idea how funny an invasion of Albania is...they have nothing worth invading over...

Albanianss are funny like that...

celandina · 06-25-2018, 10:33 AM

And he smoked

JFK · 06-25-2018, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Harsh

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pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	In Albania they have this woman turning in to a dude thing that is not linked to sexuality or how the woman feels...they never marry but just pretend to be dudes...they act like dudes and try to look like dudes but it's not a tranny situation...you can Google it LOL... Anyway Albanian are nice people I can always get a brick of weed or Afghan heroin from them...there are villages in Albania that grow only weed...tourism is picking up and I would recommend Albania to anybody...dirt cheap and nice beaches...and lots of funny albanianss ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Fun 24/7... __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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