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brassmonkey · 05-20-2018, 07:13 PM

did you hear about the mountain lion attack yesterday?? i bet neither one had a gun.

Cougar kills mountain biker, injures another in Washington state no not a older lady

(CNN)The survivor of a cougar attack in the Cascade Mountains near Seattle is recounting a harrowing story that left a fellow cyclist dead.
The King County Sheriff's Office says the two mountain bikers were attacked along a trail Saturday morning in North Bend, Washington. One man was pronounced dead at the scene, and another one was taken to a nearby hospital. The victims have not been identified.
The suspected animal was killed.
"Fish and Wildlife has euthanized the cougar that is believed to be responsible for killing one man and attacking another," the Sheriff's Office tweeted.

Capt. Alan Myers of the Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife told CNN affiliate KOMO that the men were riding their bikes when one of them heard "a scream from his partner and sees they're being chased by a cougar." Myers said the men did not provoke the attack.
The men fought it off once, swinging their bikes and the cougar ran back in the woods, Myers told the affiliate.
The man who survived said he had his entire head in the cougar's mouth, but his friend ran away and the animal chased him, officials told KOMO.
The Sheriff's Office said the survivor was able to ride two miles for reception to call 911. When Wildlife officials arrived at the scene, they found the cougar standing over the dead man's body. The animal ran away after they shot it, but they later tracked it down and killed it.
Authorities said this is the second cougar attack death in Washington state in the past 100 years.
Cougars are also known as mountain lions, pumas and panthers.

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BaldBastard · 05-20-2018, 07:28 PM

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Did you hear about the 42 people killed by a guns on the 20th?

And I'd guess no. But I bet if one figging Muslim killed someone in a country you only know about from books... It would be front page news.

And back to the Cougar, what provoked that Cougar to go after human on a pushbike, when its natural instinct would of been to run in the other direction or hide.

Grapesoda · 05-20-2018, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

did you hear about the mountain lion attack yesterday?? i bet neither one had a gun.

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I never want to see a mountain lion with gun lol!

Grapesoda · 05-20-2018, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

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Did you hear about the 42 people killed by a guns on the 20th?

And I'd guess no. But I bet if one figging Muslim killed someone in a country you only know about from books... It would be front page news.

And back to the Cougar, what provoked that Cougar to go after human on a pushbike, when its natural instinct would of been to run in the other direction or hide.

cougars will go for people if they think they have a 70% chance of success.. . I doubt very seriously you give one fuck about some guy getting killed in sandland other than as a talking point to feel superior to others

Bladewire · 05-20-2018, 07:35 PM

I grew up in Washington state. My grandmother had a pet cougar aka mountain lion she raised since it was a cub. She kept in a huge cage under the front porch stairs when it wasn't in the house. She'd open the cage after dark and in the morning it would come back. Never had a problem. After a few years, one day, it never came back.

"The man who survived said he had his entire head in the cougar's mouth, but his friend ran away and the animal chased him, officials told KOMO."

Never run

brassmonkey · 05-20-2018, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I never want to see a mountain lion with gun lol!

uh there was 1 mountain lion

smoking that shit have you seeing double??

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Last 72 Hours | Gun Violence Archive

Did you hear about the 42 people killed by a guns on the 20th?

And I'd guess no. But I bet if one figging Muslim killed someone in a country you only know about from books... It would be front page news.

And back to the Cougar, what provoked that Cougar to go after human on a pushbike, when its natural instinct would of been to run in the other direction or hide.

these shootings are tied to crime. not animal attacks

BaldBastard · 05-20-2018, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

uh there was 1 mountain lion

smoking that shit have you seeing double??

these shootings are tied to crime. not animal attacks

From the report they said there's been one fatal attack in 100 years

I'd guesstimate in that 100 years more than 10 have died either from falling off bikes/trees or having heart attacks cos a pet cat spooked them and they thought it was a cougar.

What I don't get, is your/ America's complacency with the death and injury by guns, its like your brainwashed to ignore it, and you post is a classic example, 42 died by gun deaths yesterday, first one in 100 years by a cougar

Must worry about the cougars...

brassmonkey · 05-20-2018, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

From the report they said there's been one fatal attack in 100 years

I'd guesstimate in that 100 years more than 10 have died either from falling off bikes/trees or having heart attacks cos a pet cat spooked them and they thought it was a cougar.

What I don't get, is your/ America's complacency with the death and injury by guns, its like your brainwashed to ignore it, and you post is a classic example, 42 died by gun deaths yesterday, first one in 100 years by a cougar

Must worry about the cougars...

you bringing up inner city shootings is some nutjob racist bullshit you mixed up. god you need to be taken behind a shed

that's bullshit! when i was driving rig i stopped on the 1-17 headed to flagstaff. it was like 4:30 am or so. a guy stopped me and said be careful a mountain lion killed a female jogger and ate one of her legs. that was like 12+ years ago

https://www.nytimes.com/1994/05/02/u...rnia-park.html

google "List of fatal cougar attacks in North America" there are at least 20 on record

BaldBastard · 05-20-2018, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you bringing up inner city shootings is some nutjob racist bullshit you mixed up. god you need to be taken behind a shed

that's bullshit! when i was driving rig i stopped on the 1-17 headed to flagstaff. it was like 4:30 am or so. a guy stopped me and said be careful a mountain lion killed a female jogger and ate one of her legs. that was like 12+ years ago

https://www.nytimes.com/1994/05/02/u...rnia-park.html

google "List of fatal cougar attacks in North America" there are at least 20 on record

https://www.nachi.org/ladder-safety.htm

Each year, there are more than 164,000 emergency room-treated injuries and 300 deaths in the U.S. that are caused by falls from ladders. Over the past decade, the number of people who have died from falls from ladders has tripled.

… But the COUGARS!!!

brassmonkey · 05-20-2018, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

https://www.nachi.org/ladder-safety.htm

Each year, there are more than 164,000 emergency room-treated injuries and 300 deaths in the U.S. that are caused by falls from ladders. Over the past decade, the number of people who have died from falls from ladders has tripled.

… But the COUGARS!!!

you seem to not be able to understand things.

how does this protect people who ride mountain bikes in the woods???? ok it was fun! have a movie to watch!

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you seem to not be able to understand things.

how does this protect people who ride mountain bikes in the woods???? ok it was fun! have a movie to watch!

What's the movie?

dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Last 72 Hours | Gun Violence Archive

Did you hear about the 42 people killed by a guns on the 20th?

And I'd guess no. But I bet if one figging Muslim killed someone in a country you only know about from books... It would be front page news.

And back to the Cougar, what provoked that Cougar to go after human on a pushbike, when its natural instinct would of been to run in the other direction or hide.

it's doubtful you care about Americans to this degree.

huey · 05-21-2018, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Last 72 Hours | Gun Violence Archive

Did you hear about the 42 people killed by a guns on the 20th?

And I'd guess no. But I bet if one figging Muslim killed someone in a country you only know about from books... It would be front page news.

And back to the Cougar, what provoked that Cougar to go after human on a pushbike, when its natural instinct would of been to run in the other direction or hide.

Did you hear about the 102 people that die everyday in the US in motor vehicle accidents.
Ban cars!

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

cougars will go for people if they think they have a 70% chance of success..

Uuuuh nope! Cougars are like ghosts, you inly know they're around by their tracks & shit.

This is the survivor, from New York, not a local, and a small little fella.

This is the fat friend that ran away when his friends head was in the cougars mouth, the one the cougar chased and killed. The Parks and Recreation officials said the male cougar was emaciated and dragged the body to its den to feed.

beerptrol · 05-21-2018, 08:43 AM

Mountain lions got to eat too!

Rochard · 05-21-2018, 09:19 AM

We should arm teachers with cougars.

pornguy · 05-21-2018, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

And back to the Cougar, what provoked that Cougar to go after human on a pushbike, when its natural instinct would of been to run in the other direction or hide.

My first guest would be it had babies in the area.

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

My first guest would be it had babies in the area.

The article says it was an emaciated male

bronco67 · 05-21-2018, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

did you hear about the mountain lion attack yesterday?? i bet neither one had a gun.

Cougar kills mountain biker, injures another in Washington state no not a older lady

(CNN)The survivor of a cougar attack in the Cascade Mountains near Seattle is recounting a harrowing story that left a fellow cyclist dead.
The King County Sheriff's Office says the two mountain bikers were attacked along a trail Saturday morning in North Bend, Washington. One man was pronounced dead at the scene, and another one was taken to a nearby hospital. The victims have not been identified.
The suspected animal was killed.
"Fish and Wildlife has euthanized the cougar that is believed to be responsible for killing one man and attacking another," the Sheriff's Office tweeted.

Capt. Alan Myers of the Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife told CNN affiliate KOMO that the men were riding their bikes when one of them heard "a scream from his partner and sees they're being chased by a cougar." Myers said the men did not provoke the attack.
The men fought it off once, swinging their bikes and the cougar ran back in the woods, Myers told the affiliate.
The man who survived said he had his entire head in the cougar's mouth, but his friend ran away and the animal chased him, officials told KOMO.
The Sheriff's Office said the survivor was able to ride two miles for reception to call 911. When Wildlife officials arrived at the scene, they found the cougar standing over the dead man's body. The animal ran away after they shot it, but they later tracked it down and killed it.
Authorities said this is the second cougar attack death in Washington state in the past 100 years.
Cougars are also known as mountain lions, pumas and panthers.

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So...what you're saying is no gun control because....mountain lions? Just trying to follow your logic.

bronco67 · 05-21-2018, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by huey

Did you hear about the 102 people that die everyday in the US in motor vehicle accidents.
Ban cars!

Can you get from point A to point B riding an AR15? If the answer is no, then you just used a false equivalency...and a shitty, dumbass one at that.

brassmonkey · 05-21-2018, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

So...what you're saying is no gun control because....mountain lions? Just trying to follow your logic.

there is no such thing as gun control. it is a violation people are willing to accept for now. when things boil over with all the government bullshit we are going to fight. when you do stupid shit like riding bikes on game trails you better have a firearm.

dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

when you do stupid shit like riding bikes on game trails you better have a firearm.

You're riding your bike and see a cougar about to pounce on you as you're riding by so you whip out your gun from your fanny pack and shoot it mid-pounce while riding.

hiho silver eh.

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Mountain lions got to eat too!

↑↑↑ Truth

It ate the fat guy who ran away instead of attacking the mountain lion while his friends head was in it's mouth. Natural selection

dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

↑↑↑ Truth

It ate the fat guy who ran away instead of attacking the mountain lion while his friends head was in it's mouth. Natural selection

fat dude looked like a lady!

brassmonkey · 05-21-2018, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

You're riding your bike and see a cougar about to pounce on you as you're riding by so you whip out your gun from your fanny pack and shoot it mid-pounce while riding.

hiho silver eh.

have you ever heard the saying... "to have a fighting chance"? there was a guy that explores. he went to the north pole or some shit. he was attack by a polar bear they are fucking huge! he had this gun that will break your wrist when shot. he told me it saved his life.

oh blade the movie was Fahrenheit 451 it sucked ass!

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

oh blade the movie was Fahrenheit 451 it sucked ass!

Thanks for the heads up

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 75,367	ok people say guns are bad... 1 killed 1 mangled did you hear about the mountain lion attack yesterday?? i bet neither one had a gun. Cougar kills mountain biker, injures another in Washington state no not a older lady (CNN)The survivor of a cougar attack in the Cascade Mountains near Seattle is recounting a harrowing story that left a fellow cyclist dead. The King County Sheriff's Office says the two mountain bikers were attacked along a trail Saturday morning in North Bend, Washington. One man was pronounced dead at the scene, and another one was taken to a nearby hospital. The victims have not been identified. The suspected animal was killed. "Fish and Wildlife has euthanized the cougar that is believed to be responsible for killing one man and attacking another," the Sheriff's Office tweeted. Capt. Alan Myers of the Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife told CNN affiliate KOMO that the men were riding their bikes when one of them heard "a scream from his partner and sees they're being chased by a cougar." Myers said the men did not provoke the attack. The men fought it off once, swinging their bikes and the cougar ran back in the woods, Myers told the affiliate. The man who survived said he had his entire head in the cougar's mouth, but his friend ran away and the animal chased him, officials told KOMO. The Sheriff's Office said the survivor was able to ride two miles for reception to call 911. When Wildlife officials arrived at the scene, they found the cougar standing over the dead man's body. The animal ran away after they shot it, but they later tracked it down and killed it. Authorities said this is the second cougar attack death in Washington state in the past 100 years. Cougars are also known as mountain lions, pumas and panthers. article... __________________ EMAIL ==>[email protected] ==> #NOBIDEN2024 TRUMP 2024!!! \| END DACA!!!! \| HCR2060 <= ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!!...👮 => TRUMPS PAYDAY!!!!... - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! - Trump Nobel Prize...

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Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	I grew up in Washington state. My grandmother had a pet cougar aka mountain lion she raised since it was a cub. She kept in a huge cage under the front porch stairs when it wasn't in the house. She'd open the cage after dark and in the morning it would come back. Never had a problem. After a few years, one day, it never came back. "The man who survived said he had his entire head in the cougar's mouth, but his friend ran away and the animal chased him, officials told KOMO." Never run __________________ Skype: CallTomNow

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BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 14,498	Last 72 Hours \| Gun Violence Archive Did you hear about the 42 people killed by a guns on the 20th? And I'd guess no. But I bet if one figging Muslim killed someone in a country you only know about from books... It would be front page news. And back to the Cougar, what provoked that Cougar to go after human on a pushbike, when its natural instinct would of been to run in the other direction or hide.