Have you ever smuggled anything through customs? - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 05-19-2018, 07:07 AM

If so, was it thrilling? Did you enjoy it? I find it exhilarating myself...

Whenever I travel, I always take something through customs that I know I shouldn't do... Its a total rush! They THINK you might have something on you, you KNOW you have something on you... They look at you, you look back, they ask you tricky questions, you reply with pre-rehearsed answers... Its the ULTIMATE game of cat and mouse

It even gives me semi!

Am I alone in my enjoyment, or do you indulge too?

money biz · 05-19-2018, 07:25 AM

I walked over the Mexican border to San Diego with a switchblade. I was pretty drunk and tired I don't think I could have done it sober.

Brian mike · 05-19-2018, 07:36 AM

CurrentlySober · 05-19-2018, 08:27 AM

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You smuggled 3 monkeys? Respect !

CurrentlySober · 05-19-2018, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by money biz

I walked over the Mexican border to San Diego with a switchblade. I was pretty drunk and tired I don't think I could have done it sober.

I just bought all my switchblades in the China Town area of Downtown LA...

marcop · 05-19-2018, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I just bought all my switchblades in the China Town area of Downtown LA...

I've smuggled Italian foods pretty much every time I come back to the US from Italy. There's a big bin at LAX where you can dump your contraband food, with a notice that you'll be in big trouble if you don't. But I've brought in stuff like lardo di colonata, zampone, and various salume that are hard to find in the US, and haven't been apprehended (yet).

Busty2 · 05-19-2018, 09:17 AM

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I've smuggled Italian foods pretty much every time I come back to the US from Italy. There's a big bin at LAX where you can dump your contraband food, with a notice that you'll be in big trouble if you don't. But I've brought in stuff like lardo di colonata, zampone, and various salume that are hard to find in the US, and haven't been apprehended (yet).

Hey next time you go, bring me back some Zabaione ( Zabaglione ) i love this stuff and cannot find an Italian restaurant within 500 miles that even knows what it is ?
Cheers

I guess i could always whisk some up myself ?

Tasty1 · 05-19-2018, 12:38 PM

I smuggled a 200 kilo box of wooden dildo's out of Bali Indonesia.
Put about 100 dollars in my passport and it went in the plane without extra overweight cost.

Bladewire · 05-19-2018, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by money biz

I walked over the Mexican border to San Diego with a switchblade. I was pretty drunk and tired I don't think I could have done it sober.

Me too! And what a waste the switchblade broke within the first week I had it

shake · 05-19-2018, 12:46 PM

One time i had a large bottle of water and didn't feel like didn't feel like dumping it out, made it on the plane and drank it.

BaldBastard · 05-19-2018, 02:22 PM

A friend gave me a joint and I popped it in a breast pocket that I never used in my fav leather jacket... forgot all about it. Found it there about 5 years later, I'd been to the USA a few times, Europe, all over Asia, certainly at least one pass port of trips maybe 2, I always had that jacket with me, never knew there was a joint in it, or I'd smoked it.

Rochard · 05-19-2018, 05:02 PM

One time we flew down to LA for a bit shoot with a bunch of models. Each employee was allowed to take one personal suitcase, and one company suitcase full of whatever was needed. This was right after 9/11, and they pulled me to check my luggage at the Burbank airport. The security guy said "Did you pack your bags yourself sir?" and I was like "Yes, of course" - and then it hit me like a rock that I had no idea what was in the suitcase I was carrying. He opened it and my suitcase was full of panties, bras, lingerie, cheerleading uniforms, high heels, vibrators, and dildos. The guy just looked at me.

I looked him right in the eye and I said "Yes, I had a great visit" with a huge smile on my face.

crockett · 05-19-2018, 06:33 PM

Myself.. flew to the Bahamas once in a private plane then came back by boat.. never checked in anywhere.. granted it was the 90s

freecartoonporn · 05-19-2018, 08:07 PM

nope, i follow ean and every laws when i am AFK aka in real life.

Smack dat · 05-20-2018, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by shake

One time i had a large bottle of water and didn't feel like didn't feel like dumping it out, made it on the plane and drank it.

You rebel you.

k0nr4d · 05-20-2018, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

I smuggled a 200 kilo box of wooden dildo's out of Bali Indonesia.
Put about 100 dollars in my passport and it went in the plane without extra overweight cost.

Is there some interesting back story on what you needed 200kg of wooden dildos for?

brassmonkey · 05-20-2018, 01:23 AM

you got jokes

Tasty1 · 05-20-2018, 01:30 AM

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Is there some interesting back story on what you needed 200kg of wooden dildos for?

No, sold them to sexshops in Holland to put in the windows, big wooden dildo about 60 centimeter long. It worked, everybody looked in the store window in the red light district.

I remember a member here that got stopped at customs when flying to Barcelona Summit. He forgot he had a 40 centimeter machette/ knife in his hand lugage

CurrentlySober · 05-20-2018, 01:32 AM

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Me too! And what a waste the switchblade broke within the first week I had it

Bummer man...

Should have bought one of the switchblades I got in China Town. Sturdy as fuck, I stabbed loads of people, multiple times, and even the blood wiped off pretty well...

rogueteens · 05-20-2018, 01:50 AM

Some H/C porn VCDs from Holland once.
Some friends once smuggled a small amount of cannabis into Holland as they didn't believe that it was so easily available in Amsterdam!

money biz · 05-20-2018, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Me too! And what a waste the switchblade broke within the first week I had it

ROFL I am seriously lolin. Mine was a piece of shit too.

SIK · 05-20-2018, 03:31 AM

Croatia - Bosnia border is a joke, so yeah, I smuggled a ton of shit. Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I never passed through WITHOUT smuggling at least something, and I sure as fuck made many trips back and forth...

I'm like Han Solo, sorta :P

CurrentlySober · 05-20-2018, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Some friends once smuggled a small amount of cannabis into Holland as they didn't believe that it was so easily available in Amsterdam!

I can imagine him getting caught, and it being confiscated, only to be told "You dont want THAT rubbish ! HAVE THIS INSTEAD

" On your way Son...

marcop · 05-20-2018, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Busty2

Hey next time you go, bring me back some Zabaione ( Zabaglione ) i love this stuff and cannot find an Italian restaurant within 500 miles that even knows what it is ?
Cheers

I guess i could always whisk some up myself ?

I make zabaglione... it's whipped eggs, sugar, and marsala, and it's fucking delicious.

Side note: I'm cooking dinner for a porno dinner party next week in the Valley... making fresh pasta--papadelle alla burina--and affogato for dessert.

baddog · 05-20-2018, 10:41 AM

YP2006, Salina, Baja

Most of us met at San Diego airport and took the shuttle down. I was planning on putting on a fireworks show so I brought a duffel bag full of mortars and other aerial delights. For the record, I had never been checked going IN to Mexico, so I wasn't concerned.

That is until we reached the border and they made everyone get off the bus, grab our belongings and go through a check-point. Luckily, the check point was set up so it just arbitrarily picked people out of lines as we approached.

The girl in front of me got searched, I slid through and the show went on.

baddog · 05-20-2018, 10:42 AM

Oh, and my luggage seemed to always have drugs of some sort in them. It got so bad my girlfriend refused to use my luggage. Not sure how I crossed so many borders unscathed.

Smack dat · 05-20-2018, 02:06 PM

I used to work as a drug mule.

RyuLion · 05-21-2018, 06:51 PM

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YP2006, Salina, Baja

YP FTW!

baddog · 05-21-2018, 10:20 PM

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YP FTW!

2007 I said, fuck it, and just drove across the border.

I got pulled over on the way home trying to get JFK to the airport. Mexican cop trying to get me for all he could.

I think he got $40 out of me; maybe JFK recalls.

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BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 14,499	A friend gave me a joint and I popped it in a breast pocket that I never used in my fav leather jacket... forgot all about it. Found it there about 5 years later, I'd been to the USA a few times, Europe, all over Asia, certainly at least one pass port of trips maybe 2, I always had that jacket with me, never knew there was a joint in it, or I'd smoked it.

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SIK Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,497	Croatia - Bosnia border is a joke, so yeah, I smuggled a ton of shit. Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I never passed through WITHOUT smuggling at least something, and I sure as fuck made many trips back and forth... I'm like Han Solo, sorta :P __________________ ¤´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•`¤ICQ:491 496 482

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	YP2006, Salina, Baja Most of us met at San Diego airport and took the shuttle down. I was planning on putting on a fireworks show so I brought a duffel bag full of mortars and other aerial delights. For the record, I had never been checked going IN to Mexico, so I wasn't concerned. That is until we reached the border and they made everyone get off the bus, grab our belongings and go through a check-point. Luckily, the check point was set up so it just arbitrarily picked people out of lines as we approached. The girl in front of me got searched, I slid through and the show went on.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	Oh, and my luggage seemed to always have drugs of some sort in them. It got so bad my girlfriend refused to use my luggage. Not sure how I crossed so many borders unscathed.

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Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	I used to work as a drug mule.