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Old 04-16-2018, 10:32 AM   #1
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Where did my sperm GO?

I'm seeing a broken girl who is into spermatophagy, and in order to stock up baby seed for our rendezvous I didn't masturbate for a couple of days before it. So, when it came to the moment that she recieves my ecky eucharist it was a rather poor load (the ones that makes you sad when you see it at the end of a difficult porn scene). Where did the jizz went? Have I sweat it off? Did it enter my bloodstream and went into another organ (most likely my brain)? I'm puzzled .
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You were dehydrated and your body sucked up the moisture of your sperm to compensate, or you have gonorrhea and it's blocked your urethra enough to block passage of your sperms to exit





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I was taking Soy Lecithin and Zinc for a while and was shooting some hefty ropes. And these were those long orgasms where it feels like you're cumming for a few seconds before the blast. It's definitely a noticeably different feeling.

also, drink plenty of water. Your chowder can't be manufactured without fluids.
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Old 04-16-2018, 08:45 PM   #12
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:33 AM   #13
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:22 PM   #14
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I was taking Soy Lecithin and Zinc for a while and was shooting some hefty ropes. And these were those long orgasms where it feels like you're cumming for a few seconds before the blast. It's definitely a noticeably different feeling.

also, drink plenty of water. Your chowder can't be manufactured without fluids.
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Start taking Zinc or better, ZMA capsules. Tried it and it really helps. Plus it improves sleep a lot.

Be careful when picking the right supplement though as not all zinc forms are well absorbed.

Zinc citrate or Zinc picolinate is recommended.
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Old 04-17-2018, 09:41 PM   #21
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Be careful when picking the right supplement though as not all zinc forms are well absorbed.

Zinc citrate or Zinc picolinate is recommended.
A side benefit of the ZMA is some freaky, vivid dreams -- if you like that kind of thing.
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