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dropped9 · 01-09-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sologirlcontent

unless you die

Somewhere JFK is crying because he couldnt get the 50 in a dead girl thread...

candyflip · 01-09-2011, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sologirlcontent

this post made me fall in love with Shap all over again

I'm right there with you on this one too

Scott McD · 01-09-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

funny eveytime i read that post

Will probably appear quoted in someone's sig shortly...

BVF · 01-09-2011, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Shap

I love seeing someone people looked up to and treated like a god be revealed to be a total douchebag.

You mean like you?

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Originally Posted by Shap

I never liked Steve. We had a run in early on where he threatened me to give him a domain or he'd turn on the shave on my account. He couldn't keep his cool and couldn't think his way through a situaition. Ever since that day I've seen him fall apart more and more until this.

A lot of people said Steve is set for life. I think he probably has a whole lot less saved than people think I bet he wishes he would have kept at it instead of riding it out lol

Steve you are one guy who's grave i always wanted to piss on. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to do it ;)

Don't forget, YOU are considered a douchebag also..or at least a big time asshole....And ONLY because of Steve's recent extreme douchebagginess, people are temporarily forgetting about YOUR OWN douchebagginess, which pales in comparison to this current situation and you're jumping in on this and going H.A.M. (hard as a muthafucka) just for PR purposes.

Obviously it's working because of the "I love you shap" ball sucking and ass licking posts are already showing up....But not everyone here is fooled by your ruse.

lazycash · 01-09-2011, 12:57 PM

So Steve, since you claim that your joke's intention was to announce you'd be killing off Tawnee's name after 10 years, when will you be shutting down her site?

topnotch, standup guy · 01-09-2011, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Jordan Capri

and

Taylor Little

are dead now too! Lightspeedgirls are dropping like birds over Arkansas!

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Btw, what started as an insider joke has gone way too far. Some of you obsessive and creepy stalkers have really outdone yourselves. You sucked all the fun out of the internet and especially GFY.

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

Please move on with your lives now.

Steve Lightspeed

Lame.

Very, very lame.

Lamer than a canine with only three toes on his last remaining paw.

Methinks you would have done better telling us that nofx hacked into your account or somesuch.
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will76 · 01-09-2011, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Will probably appear quoted in someone's sig shortly...

:1org laugh see sig

will76 · 01-09-2011, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did.

Steve Lightspeed

Doesn't add up either. 2001 - 2009 does not equal 10 years. Also TawneeStone was reg'ed Record created on 19-Jul-2001...

nice try douchebag, it wasn't even close to 10 years. You should tell people why you really did this. Another one of your field attempts at making sales perhaps ?

Tjeezers · 01-09-2011, 01:22 PM

StickyGreen · 01-09-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Jordan Capri

and

Taylor Little

are dead now too! Lightspeedgirls are dropping like birds over Arkansas!

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Btw, what started as an insider joke has gone way too far. Some of you obsessive and creepy stalkers have really outdone yourselves. You sucked all the fun out of the internet and especially GFY.

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

Please move on with your lives now.

Steve Lightspeed

You're fucking gay...

FlexxAeon · 01-09-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

what makes you think that

because I called his shit from the very beginning and idiots like Baddog were telling me how it was disrespectful that I should start a new thread with my suspicions ?

yeah pretty much

and you deserve the fap

....if ur into that....

mechanicvirus · 01-09-2011, 01:35 PM

wow haters much? steve lightspeed pulls the highest caliber prank this forum has ever seen and people aren't high fiving him... sad world we live in.

lazycash · 01-09-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

wow haters much? steve lightspeed pulls the highest caliber prank this forum has ever seen and people aren't high fiving him... sad world we live in.

Again, the prank would have made sense if he had put the years 2001-2010, but he completely screwed it up. So to say it was high caliber is laughable.

lazycash · 01-09-2011, 01:47 PM

Looks like Steve fucks over another of his models.

will76 · 01-09-2011, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Again, the prank would have made sense if he had put the years 2001-2010, but he completely screwed it up. So to say it was high caliber is laughable.

How ironic all of the people who think this was a great prank or was funny just so happen to be the people on my ignore list.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-09-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

My child isn't a grown adult with a porn site and a fake name.

Fuck any of you who would bring a baby into this ADULT porn star discussion. Bunch of creeps. Gimme a break.

I have no idea how old your daughter is, or what her future plans include , but i doubt any future plans she makes means you deserve to be told she died.

what you are saying is pornstars families deserve to be told their loved ones died in a car accident but your children are better than other peoples children.?

thats pretty creepy among other things if you ask me.

being a pornstar has nothing to do with it ..

CaptainHowdy · 01-09-2011, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by peedy

A tragic reminder that behind all the fantasy of adult biz, we are all just regular human beings and our time can end at any moment.

What a problematic statement apart from this whole mess...

SmokeyTheBear · 01-09-2011, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

I'd be glad they think she is dead if I was "tawnee's" MOM.
.

i think that is pretty low, you would rather your daughter be dead than in porn ?

Some Guy · 01-09-2011, 02:26 PM

I've lost two models (who were good friends of mine) over the last two years. I don't find this "prank" funny in the least. I might have given it a pass if it were posted on April Fool's Day... but it wasn't.

Roald · 01-09-2011, 02:27 PM

Lame, hope you enjoy those 12 extra sales you made out of it Steve.

cocetz3 · 01-09-2011, 03:08 PM

This guy Steve is idiot.

will76 · 01-09-2011, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Lame, hope you enjoy those 12 extra sales you made out of it Steve.

I hope all 12 charge back.

Agent 488 · 01-09-2011, 05:12 PM

serious question. seems like every shooter knows a few of their solo models who died for real lately. high risk lifestyle? or statistically the same as other groups?

TheDA · 01-09-2011, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

serious question. seems like every shooter knows a few of their solo models who died for real lately. high risk lifestyle? or statistically the same as other groups?

Probably the same few girls that they all happened to shoot

But I know what you mean, seems excessive.

2MuchMark · 01-09-2011, 05:22 PM

Seriously not funny.

CYF · 01-09-2011, 05:34 PM

what a fucking douchebag.

epitome · 01-09-2011, 05:37 PM

This is the first time I've weighed in on the subject.

While a lot of people have called Steve a miserable, pathetic man, I can now see why myself.

The funny thing is that there are no bros left to get the "joke." People like Steve Lightspeed have been left in the dark with their Alexa 500k pay sites.

NaughtyRob · 01-09-2011, 05:57 PM

If you think about it, its bound to happen. I have probably shot with over 200 models at least since 2003 and out of those at least 4 have passed away, so its just statistics but sad none the less.

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

serious question. seems like every shooter knows a few of their solo models who died for real lately. high risk lifestyle? or statistically the same as other groups?

mechanicvirus · 01-09-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Lame, hope you enjoy those 12 extra sales you made out of it Steve.

in before 7 1orglaughs and then a statement on how this made more sales than imagined and a thinly veiled attempt at making it seem like this was an amazing sales pitch of the century.

mechanicvirus · 01-09-2011, 06:32 PM

the irony of the "get a life and move on" type quote is that it probably takes like 1 minute max to google the models real name and read the results while it took steve a good 3-5 minutes to type his opening reply. haha rofl i cant believe people still use that argument now in the days of high speed internet and search engines!!!!!!!

Coup · 01-09-2011, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

the irony of the "get a life and move on" type quote is that it probably takes like 1 minute max to google the models real name and read the results while it took steve a good 3-5 minutes to type his opening reply. haha rofl i cant believe people still use that argument now in the days of high speed internet and search engines!!!!!!!

Injecting logic into gfy is a hilarious way to waste time.

BVF · 01-09-2011, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

If you think about it, its bound to happen. I have probably shot with over 200 models at least since 2003 and out of those at least 4 have passed away, so its just statistics but sad none the less.

That's true...I've shot over 300 girls and I'm SURE that some of them aren't alive now....In fact, I only shot one other MALE in any of my videos and he died a couple of months ago..

RIP "P Dikky"

will76 · 01-09-2011, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

You do realize it is 2011 now right?

i meant to put 2010 not 2009... he posted she died in 2010 not 2011. And he registered her domain in mid 2001. Either way its not close to 10 years yet.

Seth Manson · 01-09-2011, 07:14 PM

Heard any good cancer jokes lately?

dyna mo · 01-09-2011, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

That's true...I've shot over 300 girls and I'm SURE that some of them aren't alive now....In fact, I only shot one other MALE in any of my videos and he died a couple of months ago..

RIP "P Dikky"

which one is he?

edgeprod · 01-09-2011, 08:15 PM

There are a bunch of threads on /b/ right now about what Anon plans to do about this lie. This could get amusing in a hurry.

Mr Cheeks · 01-09-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

which one is he?

lol funny shit..

Deej · 01-09-2011, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

which one is he?

lol

ShellyCrash · 01-09-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

There are a bunch of threads on /b/ right now about what Anon plans to do about this lie. This could get amusing in a hurry.

Intentionally or not he toyed with their emotions and /b/ are the great equalizer of the internets. Depending on what they decide to do this has potential to be become the biggest part of the backfire.

edgeprod · 01-09-2011, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Intentionally or not he toyed with their emotions and /b/ are the great equalizer of the internets. Depending on what they decide to do this has potential to be become the biggest part of the backfire.

My thoughts exactly. Getting some popcorn now.

will76 · 01-09-2011, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

There are a bunch of threads on /b/ right now about what Anon plans to do about this lie. This could get amusing in a hurry.

I'm apparently not up with the code so don't know what /b/ is, but hopefully it is a lot of pissed off cyber geeks who plan on getting steve back.

pet kangaroo · 01-09-2011, 09:47 PM

If this was an 'in house joke' why share it with the world?

lazycash · 01-09-2011, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

There are a bunch of threads on /b/ right now about what Anon plans to do about this lie. This could get amusing in a hurry.

We'll see how funny Steve thinks things are when all his sites are down.

CYF · 01-09-2011, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

I'm apparently not up with the code so don't know what /b/ is, but hopefully it is a lot of pissed off cyber geeks who plan on getting steve back.

pretty much.

/b/ is the "Anonymous" group that did the ddos attacks on paypal, amazon, visa, etc. among other things.

edgeprod · 01-09-2011, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

We'll see how funny Steve thinks things are when all his sites are down.

/b/ is about to enjoy an "inside joke" of its own, I'm guessing.

EpicPanda · 01-09-2011, 10:29 PM

Steve Lightspeed really needs to fire that Steve Lightspeed guy.

Coup · 01-09-2011, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

There are a bunch of threads on /b/ right now about what Anon plans to do about this lie. This could get amusing in a hurry.

Oh My....

will76 · 01-09-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF

pretty much.

/b/ is the "Anonymous" group that did the ddos attacks on paypal, amazon, visa, etc. among other things.

oh shit if they ddos steve's sites he is going to miss out on 5 sales tomorrow.

I would like to dedicate this post to my sig whore pal, JFK...

Please visit his site at: fubarwebmasters.com

papill0n · 01-09-2011, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

There are a bunch of threads on /b/ right now about what Anon plans to do about this lie. This could get amusing in a hurry.

selena · 01-10-2011, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

Steve brought kids into this, "Tawnee" is also someones daughter.

you have a child - imagine you havent talked to her for while and suddenly a bunch of pornographers start calling you and tell you your daughter is dead. to find out later it was "a joke". but of course you would laugh cause it was on gfy and no one takes it seriously...

you disappoint me

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Originally Posted by woj

we all did stupid shit while high/drunk... but when we sober up at least we try to use some common sense to clean up the mess... calling it "I was misinformed, sorry" would have made this whole mess go away...

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Originally Posted by Roald

Lame, hope you enjoy those 12 extra sales you made out of it Steve.

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Originally Posted by will76

I hope all 12 charge back.

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Intentionally or not he toyed with their emotions and /b/ are the great equalizer of the internets. Depending on what they decide to do this has potential to be become the biggest part of the backfire.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Go /b/, is all I have to say in this instance.

01-09-2011, 12:57 PM	#205
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,217	So Steve, since you claim that your joke's intention was to announce you'd be killing off Tawnee's name after 10 years, when will you be shutting down her site? __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

01-09-2011, 01:22 PM	#209
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01-09-2011, 01:47 PM	#214
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,217	Looks like Steve fucks over another of his models. __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

01-09-2011, 02:26 PM	#219
Some Guy Affordable Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,750	I've lost two models (who were good friends of mine) over the last two years. I don't find this "prank" funny in the least. I might have given it a pass if it were posted on April Fool's Day... but it wasn't. __________________ Need a Cheap Design? - Cheap Quality Content Available! Fuck you Michelle Malkin and Fox News

01-09-2011, 02:27 PM	#220
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,855	Lame, hope you enjoy those 12 extra sales you made out of it Steve. __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| skype:roaldr \| icq:

01-09-2011, 01:35 PM	#212
mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,266	wow haters much? steve lightspeed pulls the highest caliber prank this forum has ever seen and people aren't high fiving him... sad world we live in.

01-09-2011, 03:08 PM	#221
cocetz3 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 60	This guy Steve is idiot.

01-09-2011, 05:12 PM	#223
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	serious question. seems like every shooter knows a few of their solo models who died for real lately. high risk lifestyle? or statistically the same as other groups?

01-09-2011, 05:22 PM	#225
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01-09-2011, 05:34 PM	#226
CYF Coupon Guru Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 10,973	what a fucking douchebag. __________________ Webmaster Coupons Coupons and discounts for hosting, domains, SSL Certs, and more! AmeriNOC Coupons \| Certified Hosting Coupons \| Hosting Coupons \| Domain Name Coupons

01-09-2011, 05:37 PM	#227
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,160	This is the first time I've weighed in on the subject. While a lot of people have called Steve a miserable, pathetic man, I can now see why myself. The funny thing is that there are no bros left to get the "joke." People like Steve Lightspeed have been left in the dark with their Alexa 500k pay sites.

01-09-2011, 06:32 PM	#230
mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,266	the irony of the "get a life and move on" type quote is that it probably takes like 1 minute max to google the models real name and read the results while it took steve a good 3-5 minutes to type his opening reply. haha rofl i cant believe people still use that argument now in the days of high speed internet and search engines!!!!!!!

01-09-2011, 07:14 PM	#234
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	Heard any good cancer jokes lately? __________________

01-09-2011, 08:15 PM	#236
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	There are a bunch of threads on /b/ right now about what Anon plans to do about this lie. This could get amusing in a hurry.

01-09-2011, 09:47 PM	#242
pet kangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 246	If this was an 'in house joke' why share it with the world?

01-09-2011, 10:29 PM	#246
EpicPanda Verified Panda Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 778	Steve Lightspeed really needs to fire that Steve Lightspeed guy. __________________ Twitter: /MalloyPanda