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RyuLion 07-25-2010 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 17361572)
This is a serious post guys come on. LOL. You know what else would be worth it's weight in gold? Those 1 pound swimming pool chlorine tablets.

I'm serious man. :)

Phoenix 07-25-2010 06:55 PM

well...move north and well off any roads for one.
take about 12 guys and 48 women and our kids, and as much guns and ammo as possible.
water tablets, engineering books...books on how to make insulins and other handy things like penicillin...seeds...some german shephards to be trained..a farmer...generators, and i guess make some trips for some windmill apparatus.

okie...thats my 2 minute synopsis..lol

marketsmart 07-25-2010 07:00 PM

the fact is that no one knows what a catastrophic even would do. i suspect that if the US had to deal with the sudden death of millions of people, the entire govt would collapse..

i've often said that a few thousand well organized armed people could wreck havoc on the US and the govt doea not have a plan in place to deal with that..

keep your eyes open. if we end up with a catastrophic environmental even from the gulf oil spill, life as we know it could change overnight... :2 cents:




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mikesinner 07-25-2010 07:02 PM

the saddest thing is that you made this thread as if 2012 had any credibility at all. No sane person believes that crap.

Smokieflame 07-25-2010 07:15 PM

yep just like Y2K... If the world ends oh fucking well we will atleast all die together, or atleast all the stupid asses who cant survive will die off haha

Agent 488 07-25-2010 07:21 PM


mikesinner 07-25-2010 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17362710)

Wow, what a nut job.

beerptrol 07-25-2010 07:33 PM

I'd hijack a beer truck and take a road trip to Hollywood(stopping only to piss on certain people's graves) and beat the shit out of as many actors as I could to make up for all the money wasted on watching their shitty movies. I'd then head to the beach with a few hookers and go out in style

$5 submissions 07-25-2010 07:47 PM

Not much anyone can do if it turns out to be legit.

Spunky 07-25-2010 07:49 PM

Hookers and blow until I drop

Gerco 07-25-2010 09:07 PM

Every day I get one step closer to being able to power completely off grid, I can already generate an average of 80 gallons of hot water a day from the sun, which is enough to actually keep my house heated in my climate. Plus I have my own well literally 4 feet from the house. I know how to make bio diesel.

I have guns and know how to use them, live in the middle of no where, have lakes to fish, ground to grow, I also am completely surrounded by mountains front and back which are full of game for hunting. I raise chickens (have 40 right now but only cause I keep the numbers low) and I grow a garden. Also have 5 great danes that are very family protective.

I grew up in the middle of no where in North Dakota poor, and know how to survive. I can build a house with my bare hands, work on just about every aspect of cars, know how to break a horse (which there are a lot of around here)

So, all in all, I'm not to worried about it.

Choker 07-25-2010 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 17362682)
the saddest thing is that you made this thread as if 2012 had any credibility at all. No sane person believes that crap.

Um no I didn't , and yeah MILLIONS of people truly believe something will happen. I personally don't believe in the crap, I'm just curious what other's apocalyptic survival ideas are. It's a fact that several times most of life was wiped off the planet, it's gonna happen again, no sane person would believe otherwise. Personally I think we should worry more about super volcanoes than any other doomsday scenario.

Bill8 07-25-2010 10:12 PM

Terrence McKenna would roll over in his grave if he could see what the idiots of america are doing with his 2012 story.

What's fucking funny is none of the idiots who are distorting the 2012 story into another Y2K have even heard of McKenna and would piss themselves if they understood the origins of the 2012 mythology.

True Hallucinations - LOL

Carry on all you frightened americans - 2012 is coming and you will all die a well deserved and ignominious death.

Smokieflame 07-25-2010 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17362740)
Hookers and blow until I drop

Dont forget the exstacy!!!

Bill8 07-25-2010 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 17362715)
Wow, what a nut job.

It wasn't McKenna's good stuff, no question about it.

But 2012 hysteria is possible in it;s current form because he died. A dead prophet is very handy for idiots.

Agent 488 07-25-2010 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill8 (Post 17362896)
Terrence McKenna would roll over in his grave if he could see what the idiots of america are doing with his 2012 story.

What's fucking funny is none of the idiots who are distorting the 2012 story into another Y2K have even heard of McKenna and would piss themselves if they understood the origins of the 2012 mythology.

True Hallucinations - LOL

Carry on all you frightened americans - 2012 is coming and you will all die a well deserved and ignominious death.

:thumbsup

mikesinner 07-25-2010 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill8 (Post 17362896)
Terrence McKenna would roll over in his grave if he could see what the idiots of america are doing with his 2012 story.

What's fucking funny is none of the idiots who are distorting the 2012 story into another Y2K have even heard of McKenna and would piss themselves if they understood the origins of the 2012 mythology.

True Hallucinations - LOL

Carry on all you frightened americans - 2012 is coming and you will all die a well deserved and ignominious death.

Terrence McKenna was just a pseudoscience crack pot.

Jack Sparrow 07-25-2010 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 17362682)
the saddest thing is that you made this thread as if 2012 had any credibility at all. No sane person believes that crap.

Point taken.:2 cents:

Bill8 07-25-2010 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 17362904)
Terrence McKenna was just a pseudoscience crack pot.

By definition yes, you can't study psychedelics popularly in our society without being a crackpot. We are officially afraid of psychedelics.

I wouldn't call McKenna psuedoscience, I didn't judge him as claiming scientific authority for most of his stuff, any of his stuff really. He did like biology.

He didn't make many if any scientific predictions based on his theories, (that I can recall) which is what you have to do in order to consider yourself even an amateur scientist.

But I never bothered to look at the mayan calandar yi king 2012 stuff, it was garbage then and is garbage now. Maybe he claimed to make predictions there.

It's funny as fuck that crap is what caught the popular imagination and became the new Elvis.

Choker 07-26-2010 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 17362933)
Point taken.:2 cents:

I see you wanna keep playing with me don't you? I've warned you many times yet you don't listen.

_Richard_ 07-26-2010 11:24 AM

take a superstore by force, barricade the shit out of it and shoot anyone that comes close

Jack Sparrow 07-26-2010 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 17364065)
I see you wanna keep playing with me don't you? I've warned you many times yet you don't listen.

Im not allowed to agree with anyone on this board?
Warned me? This isnt kindergarten bro. You make funny threads you get peoples opinions, harden up a little.

Deej 07-26-2010 12:02 PM

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Amputate Your Head 07-26-2010 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17364176)
take a superstore by force, barricade the shit out of it and shoot anyone that comes close

Word.

Super Wally World or SuperTarget will do.

2012 07-26-2010 01:22 PM

Fear
 
I'll be fearing the new "thing(s) to fear" by Jan 2013







looking forward to more of the same bullshit and confusion ...

Jack Sparrow 07-26-2010 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17364289)

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool:thumbsup:thumbsup:th umbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 07-26-2010 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17364176)
take a superstore by force, barricade the shit out of it and shoot anyone that comes close

A big box store is built more fortress like than almost any other building.
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pornguy 07-26-2010 01:38 PM

I would spend as much time as I can with my son. And I would feel really bad about putting him into that situation.

CDSmith 07-26-2010 01:46 PM

No matter when the breakdown of society comes, be it from war, disease, pestilance, whatever, and assuming there will be survivors to rebuild the human race, I predict two things:

1. Some of today's gun haters will, after the apocalypse, run like mad to find weapons and ammo to defend themselves and whatever dwelling they find to live in. Only then will they finally get it as to why some people in present day feel the need to own a gun for protection.

2. Vegans and vegetarians will hunt and kill animals for food. They will either eat meat or they will starve once existing store shelves run out of stock of their usual trendy favorites like bean curd salad or tofurkey.


Personally if I survive I plan to seize power and then decree it legal to shoot such hypocrites on sight. :D

will76 07-26-2010 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 17360996)
If something catastrophic does happen what will be your first reaction?

I will load up the car with a couple hillbilly buddies, couple shotguns and go jack the first tractor trailer pulling a gasoline trailer. I mean if shit happens gas will be the most valuable commodity yes?


if it is true then we would all be dead anyway so what does it matter.

purescotty 07-26-2010 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 17360996)
If something catastrophic does happen what will be your first reaction?

I will load up the car with a couple hillbilly buddies, couple shotguns and go jack the first tractor trailer pulling a gasoline trailer. I mean if shit happens gas will be the most valuable commodity yes?


The only flaw in this plan is if chaos ensues you are a moving gas bomb for gun happy people.

Hide the trailer in a forest, camo it, and then go back out for more. :2 cents:

Amputate Your Head 07-26-2010 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17364564)
No matter when the breakdown of society comes, be it from war, disease, pestilance, whatever, and assuming there will be survivors to rebuild the human race, I predict two things:

1. Some of today's gun haters will, after the apocalypse, run like mad to find weapons and ammo to defend themselves and whatever dwelling they find to live in. Only then will they finally get it as to why some people in present day feel the need to own a gun for protection.

2. Vegans and vegetarians will hunt and kill animals for food. They will either eat meat or they will starve once existing store shelves run out of stock of their usual trendy favorites like bean curd salad or tofurkey.


Personally if I survive I plan to seize power and then decree it legal to shoot such hypocrites on sight. :D

That's very ambitious CD. However, I plan to organize an elite zombie fighting unit and overthrow you and your puppet government and rule as 'His Excellency, The Supreme Mutherfucker of All Time'. And I rule with an iron fist, so the villagers will probably have to die too.

CDSmith 07-26-2010 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17364583)
That's very ambitious CD. However, I plan to organize an elite zombie fighting unit and overthrow you and your puppet government and rule as 'His Excellency, The Supreme Mutherfucker of All Time'. And I rule with an iron fist, so the villagers will probably have to die too.

No need to overthrow, I welcome your fighting zombie unit. I further dub thee General Amputate.

Open season on villagers. Unless they're hot.

_Richard_ 07-26-2010 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17364510)
A big box store is built more fortress like than almost any other building.
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that's the idea

CaptainHowdy 07-26-2010 03:07 PM

Thank god I don't have any savings...

mountainmiester 07-26-2010 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by area51 (Post 17361022)
Sit in my front yard with a beer.

...and my guns :1orglaugh Nothing says the end of world better than beer and guns. oh and this thermos.

Roby 07-26-2010 04:07 PM

will drink !

dav3 07-26-2010 04:15 PM

My 2009 calendar ran out, the world was still here.

spazlabz 07-26-2010 04:18 PM

well... honestly if the doom and gloom predictions come true I imagine I would die...so my first reaction would be to lay down, I wouldnt want to fall and bruise a knee or something... that would just suck


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