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TripleXPrint · 05-20-2010, 07:09 PM

This chank (chubby skank) walked up to me at the pub tonight, grabbed me rather roughly and said verbatim, "I will suck your dick so hard your asshole will turn inside out and I'll use it to stoke your cock". What should I have taken from that? I'm still in a state of amazement and shock. I really think I should have called her bluff. But then again, I've never thought of jerking myself off with my own anus.

Now that I'm safe, my fear has turned into curiosity! Dammit!

L-Pink · 05-20-2010, 07:11 PM

Sounds like the chubby chick was hungry.

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Imortyl Pussycat · 05-20-2010, 07:14 PM

hope you got her number

BFT3K · 05-20-2010, 07:18 PM

Run away, run away!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

MaDalton · 05-20-2010, 07:24 PM

i wonder what kind of pubs you frequent

Ethersync · 05-20-2010, 07:28 PM

Tranny...

Spunky · 05-20-2010, 07:30 PM

Pix or it didn't happen

marketsmart · 05-20-2010, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

hope you got her number

or at least gave her mine...

i'm into the freaky shit....

.

alias · 05-20-2010, 07:55 PM

Fanny (fat tranny).

matty · 05-20-2010, 07:59 PM

yeah definitely a dude.

Achmed's Wife Halimah · 05-20-2010, 08:22 PM

She lost a bet and Halimah paid her to say this to you
Please do not take this personally she does not really want you cock

spazlabz · 05-20-2010, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Sounds like the chubby chick was hungry.

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fuck you fuck you fuck you! That shit was just too funny!!!

thank you for the laugh

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-20-2010, 08:28 PM

Broke Back Pub

The Porn Nerd · 05-20-2010, 08:29 PM

As someone's who asshole is twice the size of his dick I can attest to the freakiness factor of this one. Believe it or not, qualudes really help in this area.

Say it 'taint' so!

J. Falcon · 05-20-2010, 08:30 PM

Sounds like a nice girl.

CYF · 05-20-2010, 08:43 PM

I think I'd have to take her up on that

Jon Oso · 05-20-2010, 08:44 PM

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the logistics of such an act.

TrainWreckContent · 05-20-2010, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Broke Back Pub

now that was funny

LoveSandra · 05-20-2010, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Sounds like the chubby chick was hungry.

.

lazycash · 05-20-2010, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Broke Back Pub

Chank - Chubby Wanker

DaddyHalbucks · 05-20-2010, 10:38 PM

I hope you said "OK, let's do it."

majortom · 05-20-2010, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

"I will suck your dick so hard your asshole will turn inside out and I'll use it to stoke your cock"...

What is wrong with that?
That how we serve breakfast here...

MrMaxwell · 05-20-2010, 10:57 PM

So long as youre sure it has a pussy
Ask it
You mean in the bathroom or the parking lot?
If ithe anything but those two, forget about it

:D

Fred Wisdom
It's areally a something

Catalyst · 05-21-2010, 06:36 PM

Tranny alert!!

DamnGoodRatio · 05-21-2010, 07:05 PM

As long as she had a pussy I would have let her try . . .

PenisFace · 05-21-2010, 07:07 PM

Quote:

But then again, I've never thought of jerking myself off with my own anus.

hahahahahahahaha

This is the best thing I've seen on gfy forever

fatfoo · 05-21-2010, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

your asshole will turn inside out

EliteWebmaster · 05-21-2010, 08:44 PM

Chubby chicks are always so damn nasty. I don't know why, it's like the the fat makes these chicks sex maniacs. I personally won't touch any fat chicks. They always smell funny, kinda like lard

jackknoff · 05-21-2010, 09:57 PM

MARRY HER! Then Donkey Punch her... My most successful pick up line, and yes this actually does work...

Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?

EVERYBODY LIKES PIZZA!

Jack!

martinsc · 05-22-2010, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Sounds like the chubby chick was hungry.

.

beerptrol · 05-22-2010, 08:15 AM

Should of told her she needs to get you drunk first. That way she buys u drinks through the night.
Increaeses her odds of you saying yes. Win win situation for both parties involved

GTS Mark · 05-22-2010, 08:23 AM

Marriage material OBV!!!

Davy · 05-22-2010, 08:32 AM

The asshole inside out? Wouldn't that mean she was blowing into it instead of sucking it?

Lucky Bastard · 05-22-2010, 08:37 AM

Sounds like marriage material.

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-22-2010, 08:58 AM

Happens to me all the time

John-ACWM · 05-22-2010, 09:02 AM

'Chank' is a funny one! Useful word of the day

Fletch XXX · 05-22-2010, 09:12 AM

a real man replied, "lets go"

Jarmusch · 05-22-2010, 09:14 AM

You should've whipped out your dong right in the middle of the pub, bet she would've backed off.

ottopottomouse · 05-23-2010, 05:31 AM

Never heard the word chank before although I tend to avoid the fugly.

Sounds like a classy venue.

seeandsee · 05-23-2010, 05:35 AM

free blowjob and you declined offer, hm suspicious

M0nk · 05-23-2010, 11:57 AM

Probably The best pick up líne I ever heard.

dav3 · 05-23-2010, 12:02 PM

Wow, you turned down a free blowjob?

lol

How much duct tape did you use to tape your boobs down?

05-20-2010, 07:09 PM	#1
TripleXPrint Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 983	Honest to God pickup line I heard tonight. This chank (chubby skank) walked up to me at the pub tonight, grabbed me rather roughly and said verbatim, "I will suck your dick so hard your asshole will turn inside out and I'll use it to stoke your cock". What should I have taken from that? I'm still in a state of amazement and shock. I really think I should have called her bluff. But then again, I've never thought of jerking myself off with my own anus. Now that I'm safe, my fear has turned into curiosity! Dammit! __________________ Skype: Triplexprint

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05-21-2010, 06:36 PM	#24
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05-21-2010, 08:44 PM	#28
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05-21-2010, 09:57 PM	#29
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